A/N Disclaimer: I do not own the Yugioh characters or show and no infringement is intended in anyway, this is for enjoyment not monetary gain. Some jokes are those of LK. Just to warn those who care this one gets a little raunchy and is not suitable for younger readers. You have been warned. Enjoy!

Friend List

xPharaohsrPhatx: Pharaoh

SpiceWorld: Pegasus

HeadCase: Tristan

CuzImWorthIt: Yugi

S-x_bomb: Duke

BFFLAE: Tea

FunkyFlorence: Bakura

xEgyptiansrHawtx: Marik

EYEKNOWALL: Ishizu

CuzxImxaxGummyxBear: Odion

+1000DeadPuppies: Seto Kaiba

Iluvmy'bro: Mokuba

BrokklynRage: Joey

HELP!!: Grandpa

GuyMagnet: Serenity

TheyRNotFake: Mai

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+1000DeadPuppies: Screw the rules! I don't want to go to some damn museum…it's too public. The fangirls will get me I just know it!

FunkyFlorence: Since when do you have fangirls? Besides why would you be going to a museum?

+1000DeadPuppies: Mokuba has to go for school and I don't let that kid out of my sight…and of course I have fangirls you British prick!

FunkyFlorence: Prove it. Name at least one. And Joey doesn't count.

+1000DeadPuppies: I don't know any of their names but they're always attacking me every chance they get!

FunkyFlorence: If you can't even remember one measly name it proves that you're just bluffing.

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Iluvmy'bro: Hey! Stop picking on my bro!!!

+1000DeadPuppies: I don't make it a point to ask names of the dweebs who follow me around. Do you? You have them all as friends on Facebook I bet!!

FunkyFlorence: What's bad about that? I love my fans and they love me!

Iluvmy'bro: I'm my bro's biggest fan!! I count!!

+1000DeadPuppies: SHUT UP MOKUBA!!

+1000DeadPuppies: You actually like to talk to your fans?!?!?! Most of them have no lives except to fawn over us.

FunkyFlorence: At least they obsess over real people instead of wanking on dragons!

+1000DeadPuppies: Dragons are loyal creatures and don't try to maul you or rip a piece of your clothing or try to get your autograph!

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xPharaohsrPhatx: Kaiba just shut up and admit you love it when your fans follow you! It makes you feel like a God I know it does so don't deny it!

BrooklynRage: Yeah Pharaoh he does get that feeling because he comes complainin to me about it and to get rid of his boner ^_-

+1000DeadPuppies: Would you stop spreading stuff around! That never happened and it never will in a million years! I get rid of my boners with my dragons not with you!

BrooklynRage: Well in my dreams it's me you go to.

Iluvmy'bro: Seto what's a boner?

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SpiceWorld: A boner is a marvelous thing that only men can experience.

Iluvmy'bro: Why only men? O.o

SpiceWorld: Women feel something akin to it but not exactly…they don't have the right equipment…

+1000DeadPuppies: PEGASUS!!! STOP TELLING HIM RIGHT NOW!!!

SpiceWorld: Why? He's at the age that he should be curious and trying these things out.

Iluvmy'bro: Who is going to give me a boner? I want one!!! =]

SpiceWorld: My dear boy…for now…you do…

+1000DeadPuppies: Grrr…what did I say!?!?

Iluvmy'bro: How do you give yourself a boner?

SpiceWorld: You have to discover that for yourself.

Iluvmy'bro: What will it feel like?

BrooklynRage: It feels like your brother's mouth on my d---

+1000DeadPupies: My mouth would never be on that since I have no idea where it's been and I have no wish to know you damn furry!

SpiceWorld: That's not what it feels like anyway! If your pants feel tight you're on the right direction! ^_^

Iluvmy'bro: Is stuff supposed to be leaking out?

SpiceWorld: Eventually that might happen….sometimes it takes a while to get to that point…

Iluvmy'bro: Is it supposed to smell like pee?

SpiceWorld: no my dear Moki-boy…

Iluvmy'bro: Nvm…I think I peed my pants instead…

SpiceWorld: …that's not what should happen…

+1000DeadPuppies: Don't you dare say what should happen!

xPharaohsrPhatx: Don't worry Mokuba your brother cant satisfy himself either…

+1000DeadPuppies: Who told you that!? If that was the case how do you think I popped Joey's slut of a sister's cherry? And she's not a dragon!

xPharaohsrPhatx: Just because you popped her doesn't mean it was satisfying for either of you!!!

+1000DeadPuppies: It was decently satisfying for me.

xPharaohsrPhatx: Once again it's not all about you!

Iluvmy'bro: Wait! She has cherries?! Can I have one!!!?!?!?!?!

xPharaohsrPhatx: Girls only have one cherry to pop and Kaiba had Serenity's…and how do you know it was decent!? She's the only one you've ever done!

Iluvmy'bro: So…I can't eat one?

+1000DeadPuppies: NOOO!!!....not yet anyway….

Iluvmy'bro: But they taste so good!

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BFFLAE: Here you can have a little taste of a cherry popping via my new fic!!

BFFLAE: And then the Pharaoh laid Tea down on the bed gently. He stared at her vulumptuous naked body in the moonlight streaming through the drapes of her bedroom. He then braced her by grabbing her legs and linking them around his strong waist. He looked deeply in her wide eyes and leaned into her, pressing his lips onto hers as he eased himself inside of her…

Iluvmy'bro: How does he go inside of you!!!???? O_O

+1000DeadPuppies: You don't need to know Mokuba. Anyways I cant believe out of all the people you could sleep with you choose her. Talk about bad taste Pharaoh.

xPharaohsrPhatx: She insists I want to but I really don't.

+1000DeadPuppies: I think you would make a cute couple…

BFFLAE: I agree with Kaiba!! ^_-

+1000DeadPuppies: I was being sarcastic….

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xEgyptiansrHawtx: That was so boring! Tea I command you to write a fic about Bakura popping my cherry!

BFFLAE: You have a cherry!? O.O

xPharaohsrPhatx: That would explain a lot…

+1000DeadPuppies: I don't want to know…

BrooklynRage: WTF!!??

FunkyFlorence: Marik stop letting your fantasies run wild!

BFFLAE: You don't have a cherry!!!

xEgyptiansrHawtx: I could….

BFFLAE: NO YOU DON'T!!!

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HELP!!: I can write that fic for you Marik!

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CuzxImxaxGummyxBear: But you still have to post my gummy bearxOdion fic online!!!

xEgyptiansrHawtx: You disgust me!

xPharaohsrPhatx: I think he disgusts all of us…

BFFLAE: Who gave Yugi's grandpa the right to write fanfic!?

xPharaohsrPhatx: Who gave it to you Tea?

BFFLAE: Touche…

HELP!!: So I'm still waiting for the finalized request. Quick! Tell me before I have a heart attack!!

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