Outline: Lucy Heartfilia attends an all girls school, Fairy Girls, which is recently accepting boys. Her once secure protection from the deadliest creatures on Earth is now shattered...

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"Here is today's morning announcement! We and the school faculty have come across a decision." Mira announced through the speakers all around the school. "Our school is now accepting boys! They will transfer in somewhere around this month. Until then, please welcome the boys when they arrive! Thank you."

Many of the girls dropped dead and fainted in the middle of the hallways while others, just shrugged it off. The most affected girl, Lucy, had eyes the size of dinner plates and her mouth was wide open. Everyone knew her hatred of boys since that incident of last year of ahem...something. Someone nearby her swore she saw a fly go into her mouth...

"WHAT?!" Lucy exclaimed dropping all her books and startling Levy walking to her to check up on her. Levy just comforted her by patting her back and whispering 'there, there...'.

Lucy had a strong...no extreme amount of hatred towards boys, guys, and men. She never bothered to associate with the opposite gender unless extremely necessary, because...

1. Her dad died when Lucy was two years old and left her and her mother to fight for themselves. Lucy's mother died of depression a month later, leaving Lucy in the care of Levy's family. Lucy wasn't alone because she had Levy and that's what mattered. But, she always wondered how it would be like if both of her parents were alive and with her.

2. Boys are slobs, pigs, arrogant, careless, deceitful, lying, impolite, inconsiderate, irresponsible, lazy, dirty, rude, self-centered, stubborn, unpredictable, untrustworthy, muscle mad people.

They are also potatoes.

3. Ninety percent of them have no sense of romance.

4. Have you seen those heart breakers?! They date to play with girls' hearts!

Lastly, 5. Just because.

While Lucy was making up her imaginary list of cons about boys, Levy picked up her books and led Lucy to first period. It was finally when it was lunch, Levy lost it and pinched Lucy's cheeks hard. She even left a mark.

"Ow! What the...! Levy...I'm sure you remember the great pinching war of X777...right?" Lucy started darkly. Levy ran behind Erza and squealed. She did not want to remember that horrid day. They broke four tables, three chairs, and cracked a window while rolling around trying to pinch one another. The next day, Levy was limping and was covered in dozens of purple bruises while Lucy was covered in only two. Man, was she serious when it came to pinching.

"Now now, let's eat our food shall we?" Erza suggested calmly while picking up her fork elegantly and eating her strawberry short cake. Levy and Lucy sat down and took out their home made bentos made by Levy's mom. Inside was egg, vegetables, and rice. Around the table was Juvia, Erza, Levy, Lisanna, Lucy, and Wendy. They started discussing about the latest movie coming out when the topic turned to boys.

"Did you hear the morning announcements?" Lisanna asked. Everyone nodded in response.

"Juvia thinks she will finally find her true love!" Juvia declared and started daydreaming with tiny pink hearts in her eyes. Lucy sighed...Juvia never changes.

"What do you think made them change all of a sudden?" Erza wondered between scoops of cake. "From what I know, Fairy Girls has been an all girls school since year X746."

"Maybe that rumor of Mira-sensei wanting to bring her boyfriend Laxus to teach here was true!" Wendy concluded. Who knew she knew of school gossip? It seems high school life is corrupting her...

"That could be true..." Levy mumbled, deep in thought. "Do you think there would be cute boys?" All the girls, excluding Lucy, squealed at the thought of handsome and cute boys.

"Guys...? Can we not talk about boys? You guys are giving me a headache with your squealing." Lucy sighed and put her head down on the table.

"Ah! I'm so sorry Lucy. I forgot about how you feel about boys...please hit me for retribution." Erza apologized. Lucy just patted her shoulder and packed up her finished lunch to go outside. She climbed up the tree to get away from all the boy news that were making her uncomfortable. Lucy started reading her borrowed book from Levy until the bell rang and she jumped down the tree. The rest of the day passed by in a blur with the usual.

Go home.

Do homework.

Eat dinner.

Do chores.

Read.

Brush teeth.

Sleep.

This procedure happened everyday on school days until, the day the boys arrived.

And boy was Levy right, they were hot.

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A/N: Well, sorry for not updating in a while...if you guys review more I'll be more motivated...probably. Just kidding!

-Violet, out!