"I'm going to be honest. I'm scared." Tony said as Finn and Jake ran around the tree house, gathering various colognes and suits. "Scared? Of what?" Jake asked. "Well, first, I get transported 1,000 years into the post-apocalyptic only to find out my family is possibly obliterated, I land in a world full of junk that I know nothing about, and to top it all off, I have a date -my first date, mind you- with a Princess made of breakfast. This is just a bit stressful." Tony explained. Jake chuckled, nervously. "Right, sorry."

Finn looked around for a specific item while Tony began freaking out. "I should have canceled this date. What if Princess Bubblegum needs to run a few more tests on me? What if I explode? What if... What if..." Finn quickly put a hand on his friend's shoulder. "Dude, breathe. This'll be a piece of cake! You gotta stop worrying. Oh, and here." The blue boy quickly handed Tony a blue snap-on bowtie. "Just put that baby on and chicks will fall all over you!" Jake said. Tony relaxed a bit as he snapped on the bowtie. "Right, I should stop worrying. Surely the Princess will tell me if anything is wrong... right?"

Finn smiled. "Totally!"

Finn and Jake escorted Tony to the Breakfast Kingdom, arriving sometime around 7:50. "Phew! And you thought we'd be late!" Jake said. Tony hopped off the dog's back. "Thanks guys, but how do I get back when this date is over?" Jake put a hand in his belly fat and pulled out a cell phone. "Take my celly. When you're done smooching it up, give us a call." Tony grabbed the phone. "Right. Well, I'll see you guys later..."

After the dynamic duo departed, Tony looked at the entrance to the Breakfast Kingdom. Unnerved was an understatement. He was full-blown terrified. 'I can do this...' Tony took a deep breath and walked inside.

He continued on a path through the kingdom toward the castle of his date, using every ounce of his willpower not to run back to the treehouse. When he finally reached the castle, Tony was surprised to see the Breakfast Princess standing outside the doorway, patiently.

Tony held his breath and went to her.

"Uh... your Highness?" The Princess turned to him. "Oh! You made it!" Tony blushed as she hugged him. He got a better look at her now. Her (literal) egg-white hair was in a bacon ponytail. Her usual toast/pancake dress was replaced by a waffle-pattern gown. Tony noticed that she wore very little makeup. "So... shall we go in?" He asked. The Princess nodded and led the way.

They walked along toward the dining hall. Tony expected it to be similar to its earlier form, but was pleasantly surprised to find he was wrong. The table in the dining hall was lined with immaculate breakfast foods that Tony would have expected in a fancy restaurant! The Princess led him to the table. He quickly pulled a chair out for her, which she gratefully accepted. "So, Tony, tell me about yourself."

The boy was shocked that the conversation began so early. He cleared his throat before speaking. "Er... well, y-your Majesty, there isn't really much to tell. I'm just an average guy."

"Well, here you aren't so average. You're one of the last of your kind! C'mon. Indulge me."

Tony thought for a moment. "Well... I was the oldest of 4 children. My parents were... well, it's complicated. Other than that, there isn't much to say. I don't have a dramatic backstory or anything. If my logic is right, I would have to say I grew up the same as any guy, comparatively." He said. Breakfast Princess had her hands on her cheeks, becoming interested and forgetting about her food. "Hmm... well, tell me about your society." Tony chuckled. "That would take some time... back then, things were a lot more... secular..." Tony began telling BP the basic gist of his time. Some good, some not-so-good. War, poverty, art, technology, etc. Breakfast Princess marveled as she listened.

Tony finished his explanation, but blushed as he realized how long he'd been talking. "Sorry about that. I must've been yammering for at least half an hour!" The Princess giggled. "It's no trouble at all. I really enjoyed it. How about we take this conversation to the garden?"

Tony walked beside Breakfast Princess on a stone path, observing the various breakfast flora in awe. "Incredible." Tony said. BP shifted uncomfortably. "So... this may seem personal, but... do you miss... them?" Tony raised an eyebrow before realizing what she meant.

"Oh..."

Of course he did. With every ounce of his being. He missed his sister's smile, his brothers' pranks, his parents love.

"Yeah." He simply said.

Breakfast Princess sighed. "Uh, sorry. That was a bit forward. I didn't mean to-"

"It's fine, your Majesty. I have to face it eventually. Although..." Tony suddenly stopped and looked up. "I know I'm not alone. Finn and Jake are with me. And my family is looking out for me... wherever they are." Breakfast Princess smiled.

The duo walked to the front doors of the castle. "Well, this was nice. Thank you for having me." Tony said, bowing. Breakfast Princess smiled. "It was my pleasure. One more thing, though."

"Yes, your Highness-"

Breakfast Princess planted a kiss on Tony's cheek. "Stop calling me Highness." She said, giggling. Tony felt dizzy. "Uh... r-right. I'll, uh, see you later!" He said, clumsily walking toward the Kingdom Gates. The Princess giggled even more.

Tony pulled out Jake's cellphone.

"Hello?"

"Finn? It's me."

"Oh, hey! How'd it go?"

"Uh... better than expected."

"Awesome, we're on our way, alright?"

"Cool."

Tony hung up the phone and looked up, smiling at the night sky.