Disclaimer: WOOHOO! THE STORY IS BACK AND MY WRITING HAS BEEN IMPROVED! (I hope...) No I still don't own MaximumRide. Or Fang. Or Nudge. Or Gazzy. Or Angel. Or Iggy (rawr). Or Total. Or the book. etc, etc, etc.

Aquarius: WOO! We be big, bad, and back with a...

Me: What's this WE you speak of? Even Angel is what? three feet taller than you?

Aquarius: DREAM KILLER! sob

Me: ...Not my problem.

Aquarius: Don't be jealous just because I'm sexafilicious!

Me: ...Is that like a disease?

Aquarius: Yeah... Only hotter!

Me: Stupid.

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Fang's POV:

Kick. Punch. Kick. Punch. It's becoming a strangely normal routine. It happened so fast.. it's kinda unreal. One minute I'm knocking out six erasers (Impressed, Max?), The next Aquarius goes psycho on us, then to top it all off, Nudge gets whacked in her head right after the car accident Aquarius got us into! Oh I almost forgot. Max tries going after Nudge and her head spazes out (Not that it doesn't normally do that. This was just like one of her Super Spaz Brain Attacks). But it was all good, because amazingly enough, I managed to grab Max, and for some odd reason one of the erasers caught Nudge before she hit the ground... The bad part was that he tried flying off with her. The good part was that Iggy got Nudge and bombed him (Where the hell do they all come from!?). It was pretty weird, and like I said, fast. Not really as fast as I just explained, unless you're a really slow reader, but I'd rather not go over the gory details.

"Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?"

"Well, I think Oscar Myer's (A/N: I hope that's how you spell it) ham died of loneliness" Aquarius chirped, making us all burst with laughter. I don't really know how to describe it... but in mid-laughter we heard the strangest noise on earth. So far. Imagine a mental cat thats just had an operation, going on a pshycho rampage.

Max. Of course.

"Max, are you okay?" I asked, leaning over her. The "gang" right behind me. Max just whimpered a little... and then she was out.

Gazzy's POV:

"Is she gonna be okay, Fang?" Angel ask, her lip quivering.

"Of course she'll be okay!" I reasurred Angel. She is my sister, right? Blood sister. "She's just a little under the weather!"

"Yeah! Like that time Gazzy blew up after going back for more beans seven times!" Iggy said, laughing.

"Ah yes. Thank the lord I didn't know you guys then!" Aquarius cheered.

And then underneath it all, my face was starting to glow a bright red. Any other time, I would have laughed at what Iggy said. Crazy insane, right? It's not like I like Aquarius like that or anything. She's just a new addition to the crew. Maybe. Getting too close to her could be like trying to tame a pack of rabid dogs! Bad. I would know! Ya know? No you don't. But I know. Because I'm so awesomely amazing like that.

"If you're under the age of 12 bed! Now." Fang said

"But Fangg! It's not that late! It's only-" Nudge started

"10:30 p.m. You guys need sleep. Especially If you want your "battle scars" to heal" Fang said, giving Aquarius a hard stare.

"I blame Total"

"I heard tat!" Total said

"Go back to sleep stupid." Aquarius replied

"No problem"

"Bed. Now" Fang repeated.

"Finee!" everybody but Iggy (and Max) and total chorused

Iggy's POV:

"I'll take first watch" I said

"No it's okay, you don't have to" Fang insisted

"I said I'll do it" with a slight note of hostility

"In that case, I'm gonna pass out early" Fang smirked, and then walked off to his own little tree to sleep.

I wish I could see.

Angel's POV:

"I wish I could see" I'm not exactly listening to everything he says! But it's not like I don't wanna listen to somebody's thoughts.

"It's really pretty. And there's even a cute little lake. It's perfect for swimming tomorrow. There are lots of trees too." I whispered

"Thanks, but don't read my thoughts Angel" Iggy said with a light smile

"Sorry" I whispered back

"Goodnight"

"Night!"

Woohoo! Mid-afternoon!

Max's POV:

"Gah.." I grumbled and got up, wobbling a little.

"Shh! Sleep Max" Fang whispered. Hey.. when did he get a twin?

"I've been sleeping for a year I don't want it anymore! Why didn't you tell me you had a twin!? Are you holding back on me!?" He has a hot twin.

"Max. I don't have a twin"

"Well how'd you get here so fast, smarty?" I asked

"Twins aren't any faster than regular kids"

"You don't know that for sure!"

"Max.. sleep..."

Listen to Fang. You're still out of it...

NO! No.. no.. sleep.. bye bye

Goodnight

Fang's POV:E

'Oh no, that wasn't weird at all. I hope Max didn't wake anybody up...'

"Just everybody!" Angel said

"Sorry guys. At least we know she's somewhat okay" I said

"Meh" Aquarius said

Aquarius POV:

'Don't want to sleep.' I thought, leaving my head down, but looking around for Gazzy at the same time. He's so close...

"Hey!" I whispered, slightly nudging him

"Hrmphh" He mumbled, burying his face even further down in his jacket

'Get up you lazy bum!' I thought, kicking him this time

"What?" Gazzy whispered

"Come on!"

"Wha.."

"Let's go! It's not that hard to sneak away!" I whispered

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Excuse the insanely horrible chapter guys! (My bad). Critics are welcome! Flammers are nott! I'll try and get up a better chapter soon... and SORRY FOR BEING GONE SO LONG!