I think it's probably safe to come out of hiding now. It's been a week and when I spoke to Orihime she said that Uryu had been behaving perfectly normally. Well, normal for him, at least. I'd say the risk of him murdering either of us is minimal. -RK
Although Orihime seemed unreasonably thrilled that I'd asked about him. -RK
Wonder what that's about. -RK
Rukia. You are my best friend, and I say this in the nicest way possible, because I care about you. If there were a competition for the most dense person in the world, you'd be a close runner-up behind Orihime and Ichigo. -RA
... I still don't get it. -RK
It really doesn't matter. Just Orihime being dense herself. -RA
Alright. Who's today's victim? -RA
Quilge Opie. -RK
Who the heck is that? -RK
Quincy guy who locked Ichigo up. -RK
Ooh, I think I'd like to high-five him. -RK
Better than high-fiving that Bazz-B. -RA
Do you want to write this one, Renji? I mean, if you've figured out how to actually work that computer... -RK
I KNEW HOW TO WORK IT -RA
You failed at using the mouse so hard you sent an Orihime/Ichigo ficlet to the short-fused drama-queen who has literally tried to straight-up murder people who looked at Orihime the wrong way. -RK
Might I remind you that, as an arrancar, Ulquiorra Schiffer was technically dead to begin with? -RA
Shut up and get writing. -RK
Quilge Opie was lonely. Very very lonely.
All of a sudden, Ichigo Kurosaki turned up in Hueco Mundo! (With some other people, but let's just pretend he was alone.)
"OH MY GOSH" Quillpen exclaimed, setting his eyes on Ichigo's flaming orange hair. "I must have this guy for myself!"
And then he went yandere and locked Ichigo up in his freaky Quincy prison, because if he couldn't have Ichigo for himself, he certainly wasn't going to let anybody else have a look in.
You weren't even trying, were you? That's not even long enough to be called a drabble. -RK
And "Quillpen"? Really? -RK
I blame autocorrect. -RA
Also the fact that I just couldn't be bothered with his name. -RA
Uh huh. -RK
Who's next? -RA