First of all, I made a discord server for this hot mess. Please join. I need people to scream at me to update. Links aren't working, so I think that the letters must be entered to join. The link is also on my bio and works there, so you could join from there.

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Secondly, Let's go my dudes! After almost two years we have finally gotten to chapter 10! When I started this I always thought that no one would read this, and I am extremely happy to see that there are more than 4000 reads on this dumpster fire, that could be a nursery (Sorry, I had to). I'd like to thank every single person who read this, and I'd like to give a special thanks to Forever hero girl, for giving me the idea, and X3runner, for supporting me since the beginning and leaving comments.

It took me a while to think of what to do for the tenth chapter, but I finally decided on making my take on the beach episode with the whole squad, meaning the host club and the entirety of both teams. There are a few things I've wanted to make happen in the story for a while, but I really haven't thought of a way to include it till now. If anyone saw the Halloween special that I put up and then deleted, I'm going to include a few things from that. At this point I'm rambling, so let's get onto the story!

*Third Person*

Ruby could believe it. She was so excited. She and her whole team were going to the beach with the host club, even though the rest of her team didn't know it yet, though they might be suspicious because Ruby told them to pack an overnight bag and bring a swimsuit to school that day. Over the week or so that she had been there, she had become really good friends with Haruhi and the twins. Haruhi and Ruby had bonded over their lack of moms. Neither of the two had ever really had someone to talk to about losing a parent, and it was really nice for them to just sit down and talk to someone else, who knew their struggle.

Ruby and the twins bonded over telling stories of epic pranks they have pulled on other people. Ruby told a story of a time that she had replaced the sugar in Weiss's coffee with salt. Whilst the twins told Ruby of the hundreds of times they had messed with Tamaki.

The rest of the Beacon group had also bonded with the 1-A trio, but no one really had made the same connection Ruby had, besides the boys of course, since they were in the host club together. The rest of the girls had some connections, but they still struggled to really get to know anyone. This made Ruby think that the beach trip would be good for them.

"Hey Ruby," the twins said in unison, "Are you ready for the beach trip?"

Ruby's eyes lit up with joy. "I've been waiting all day, and I've even gotten some stuff ready!" she proclaimed hitting a small red and black bag she brought with her.

"Um, Ruby?" Kaoru questioned.

"What's in the bag?" Hikaru finished.

"That's for me to know and for you to find out," Ruby cackled.

The twins quickly looked at each other, in absolute horror, but before they had enough time to say anything the rest of team RWBY was behind Ruby and was waiting for her to join them for lunch.

"Hey, Ruby!" called Yang, "You're joining us for lunch right?"

"Of course!" she then turned to the twins, "See you later!"

*le skip of time*

After a few hours of class, in which Ruby was bouncing like the little child she is inside, it was finally time for the beach trip. Of course, Ruby still didn't know how the rest of her team was going to be brought to the beach, until a few members of the host club showed up and started dragging the Beacon students to an unknown location. Ruby assumed that they probably had good intentions, even if Weiss was loudly screaming in protest, so she decided to follow them.

Ruby's eyes lit up when she saw an extremely long black limo! She'd never been in a limo before, and, in true Ruby fashion, she was very excited experiencing one for the first time. Once the entirety of the Beacon and Ouran students were in the limo, Tamaki finally explained to the rest of the Beacon girls what was actually going on.

The limo was pretty quiet until Tamaki asked, "Are you girls excited about going to the beach?"

Most girls muttered multiple forms of yes, whilst Nora loudly screamed about how she was going to cream everyone in volleyball.

Though Weiss responded no due to it, "ruining her fair complexion," and Blake said something about how she was reading a good book and just wanted to get back to it.

"What's the book?" the twins asked together, which shocked the club members for this was the first time they'd ever gotten any form of indication the twins could actually read.

"Well, um, it's a book," Blake responded embarrassed, as she blushed, looked down, and refused to give any other form of explanation.

"Well," Yang started, "if it's impossible to put down, it must be about anti-gravity."

This promptly united the car through the universal language of cringing at bad puns. Yang continued sharing some beautiful puns/dad jokes like, 'Atheism is a non-prophet organization,' and 'I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of a chapstick. She still isn't talking to me.' Thanks to these amazing puns/dad jokes, the ride passed quickly and enjoyably.

When the teenagers exited the car, they saw a beautiful sunset of reds, yellows and oranges, signaling that they should probably be turning in for the night. They were quite excited for their beach adventure tomorrow.

*Time skip but this time it's at the beach*

To be completely honest, the hosts should have known this was coming. Kyoya had invited the guests to the beach with them. The teenagers were still determined to make the best of a bad situation.

Ren, decided to play a nice relaxing game of beach volleyball, but of course, Nora and Yang wanted to play a game to their deaths. The twins, thinking that the game sounded fun decided to join in. This lead to a very intense game of volleyball with a multitude of different tactics, leading to an enthralled set of girls staring at the shirtless boys, sweating, as they played.

Tamaki was sitting on a rock as girls took turns talking to him, as Kyoya keeping track of the time they were spending. At the same time, Pyrrha joined Honey and Mori, in what looked like some weird demon summoning ritual, but in reality, it was just yoga.

Ruby and Jaune were building an epic sand castle fortress with the help of some of the host club's guests. Though in the end, due to the extreme clumsiness of the team leaders, the fortress was destroyed, but obviously, there was good reason for Ruby and Jaune being picked as team leaders because they were able to convince the girls to rebuild the fortress.

Finally, Haruhi, Blake, and Weiss decided to just sit underneath an umbrella and watch the chaos unfold.

"Hey Haruhi!" one of the girls called. "Do you want to go into the water with us?"

"No thanks," the girl disguised as a boy called back, "I like looking at the water from a far, but you girls should keep on enjoying it. It would be a shame to waste those cute swimsuits you have on." The girls blushed at this comment, as Haruhi lied back, hoping to relax a little bit. Haruhi was quickly proven wrong, when she heard the sound of a semi truck. Guess she'd just have to truck on with the day until it was over, and she could finally rest.

As Haruhi walked over to the truck, she realized that the police force that she'd seen at Kyoya's family's resort the other day were unloading multiple buckets of shellfish onto the beach, as Honey collected them. Haruhi joined, hoping to collect enough for a side dish for dinner tonight. She paid no mind to the comment that Tamaki made about the crab looking crabtivating. She also didn't really care when a bug crawled onto the crab she was holding. As a normal person does when they see a bug, Haruhi picked it up and yeeted that sucker towards some rocks.

Everyone around Haruhi commented about how brave she was for dealing with the bug. This gave the twins an idea for a game to see who could find out Haruhi's weakness. The hosts tried many different methods to find said weakness, but all of them failed miserably. Tamaki was just about to try out snakes, when Haruhi saw some girls being bullied up a hill. She ran up to try to save them, Jaune, who was acting Haruhi's self control throughout the 'Find Haruhi's Weakness Game', was trailing close behind her.

Once up the cliff, Haruhi yeeted a bucket of crabs at the back of one said bully, prompting the man to yeet her off a cliff. Jaune also trying help the girls, attempted to use some of the close combat skill Pyrrha had taught him. The key word here is attempted. That attempt did not go that well, thus he too, was yeeted off the cliff.

In the meantime, the rest of the teenagers noticed that Jaune and Haruhi were in trouble, and so when they reached the top of the cliff, Pyrrha and Tamaki jumped off after Jaune and Haruhi. Whilst Ren calmly and effectively, beat up the troublemakers, and the twins did the same, albeit less effectively and not calmly what-so-ever.

When Jaune and Haruhi emerged from the water being carried by Pyrrha and Tamaki, Jaune got commended for his bravery by Pyrrha, who was truly proud that Jaune would even put himself in that position. However, Haruhi was not as lucky, for Tamaki gave her a stern talking to about putting herself into a dangerous position. Haruhi defended herself, saying that she was just doing what was right, making the two quite angry at each other.

That night at dinner the table was very quiet. Honey and Mori were kind enough to make dinner with the seafood they had found, and they had served it. The people of the table were waiting for Honey to tell them it was okay to eat, but it ended up not being necessary as Nora just grabbed some of the crab and started consuming it. Even though the meal had started, no one talked. The only sounds heard were people cracking and eating crab.

Once Tamaki left the table, Kyoya leading him to his room, Haruhi admitted that she probably learn some way to defend herself and apologized to everyone remaining at the table. She was going to make her way to Tamaki to say sorry to him, but her stomach had other plans, leading her to the closest bathroom.

Once she exited the bathroom, she realized she had no idea where she was. Until she saw Kyoya with a towel covering his damp locks of black hair. Haruhi decided to apologize to him, knowing he had to deal with the girls after the incident. Kyoya mentioned about how he had to get all the girls flowers to pay them back, as he dimmed the lights of the room, concerning Haruhi.

"If you want to, you can pay me back with your body," Kyoya supplied. The next thing Haruhi knew, Kyoya was on top of her.

Haruhi didn't even hear what Kyoya said next. She was too busy just staring at Kyoya, but then she realized, "You won't do it Kyoya-senpai. I know. Because it wouldn't do you any good. You wouldn't gain anything from it."
At that moment, Tamaki walked into the room asking for lotion for his sunburn and noticed Kyoya on top of Haruhi. His jaw dropped. Kyoya gave Tamaki the lotion and walked out of the room, claiming he other places to be, despite Tamaki's resistance. Once he left, he walked towards the room of none other than Blake Belladonna.

"Did you enjoy today?" Kyoya asked as he entered Blake's room.

"I guess," Blake responded boredly.

"Why didn't you go swimming?"

"I just didn't want to. What's with all the questions?"

"Don't play dumb with me. I know your secret. There's a reason you always wear that bow."

Blakes eyes opened slightly, "I don't know what you're talking about."

Kyoya rolled his eyes, "I don't know why your feline like lion to me. You can't hide this fur-ever. I'm paw-sitive it'd be purr-furable if you just came clean, but I'll leave you alone for now," he left the room.

After that string of puns, Blake was certain that he knew that she was a faunus.

*The final time skip*

As the host rode away a light was shined upon what Tamaki did with Haruhi last night. Everyone felt a little closer to each other, as they insulted Tamaki because everyone knows the best way to make friends, is to have a common enemy.

They were all having a great time roasting Tamaki, when Ruby realized something, "I didn't set off the fireworks!" she exclaimed pulling fireworks out her red and black bag, finally revealing what was inside to the twins. There were quite a few groans of people thinking that fireworks would have been really cool. Ren emerged as the voice of reason.

"Ruby, where did you get those?" He questioned.

"Uncle Qrow gave them to me!" Ruby exclaimed with a large smile.

This Chapter's Pun Counter: 10

Chapter Pun Record: 13

Total Pun Counter: 43

First things first, I made a discord server, cause I need people to scream at me to update. I know I put this in the upper author's note as well, but I really want people to join. I can't get links to work on here, so if you want to join, which I highly recommend, you will have to enter the letters. Either that or go to my bio and join from there because the link actually works.

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I know you can't copy on here, but please take like 10 second out of your day to type this in and join the server. It would make my day!

Secondly, This is the longest chapter I've ever written and the second punniest, which I believe is cause for celebration.

Finally, This is the tenth chapter, so I believe that I should share some fun facts about myself.

I cosplay Blake in real life. The story behind this is really weird and complicated, so I'll spare you the details. I've been cosplaying her for about 3 and a half years now.

I've written other fanfiction under different aliases on different platforms, but this one is the longest running of all of them.

I'm not going to say my birthday out right, because that'd be weird, but I am going to say that I share a birthday with Ruby.