Chapter 10: Chick-Flick Ending

Kairi stopped at the gate. She faltered in getting on the plane.

Ursula, the airport clerk, requested, "Ticket, please."

Sniffling, Kairi stalled, "I know, it's just that…I can't believe I'm leaving this place for college and probably won't come back until I'm bitter and lonely because of…well, job reasons."

"Oh, honey," said Ursula sympathetically. "Being bitter and lonely ain't so bad. Now, ticket please."

Sighing, the runaway princess grabbed her ticket, saying, "Oh, well. I guess those traveling pants were wrong about my destiny. I might not find true love in this town after all…"

However, right before she handed over her ticket, it happened. What did? Love. Love happened.

"Kairi—wait!" said a voice behind her.

Currently, Sora was getting restrained by multiple security guards about twenty feet away. Fighting off at least six of them, the handsome love interest appeared to be in a state of desperation, also looking like he hadn't gotten a proper amount of sleep.

"Sora? Is that really you?" Kairi asked in girlish amazement.

"Kairi! I—I remember what you said in the rain during that sad part when something tragic happened! Dreams do come true!"

"Sora, what do you mean? What's happening? How did you get here? Is that really you?"

Body slamming one of the guards onto another, Sora stated, "Kairi, I love you! I want to spend the rest of my existence with no one else but you, babe! 'Cuz you're smokin' hot and I totally love your personality!"

Torn between her two choices, Kairi flip-flopped between the gate and the brawling man of her dreams. That's when Ursula helped her decide, "Go get him, honey."

Dragging her luggage behind her, Kairi ran over to the suitor in distress, coming together for a three-sixty rotating, romantic music-infused, everybody-in-the-airport-cheering make out session. Even the security guards stopped struggling, nodding their heads in approval as the lovers kissed passionately.

"Oh, Sora—I want you to give it to me off-camera tonight!" Kairi said that.

Then, he replied, "No, babe. Kingdom Hearts…is light. Also…"

-X-

Nomura read Kairi's script for Kingdom Hearts III's ending out loud, "And then Sora grabs your butt and says, 'My friends are my power.' - Roll credits. Kairi, what the hell kind of ending is this?"

Scoffing, Kairi said, "It's the one I wrote! You said you were open to suggestions!"

Nomura threw it in the shredder. "That was trash. Get out of my sight."

"Ugh." Kairi left the office.

-X-

A/N: The "Nomura" mentioned above is not to be confused with any real-life game developer by the same name. This completely fictional Nomura governs the equally fictional world of Square Enix Headquarters and perpetually wears samurai armor.