...Yeah. I dunno, really.
Chapter Ten
LingEd
"You know, Ed," Ling said, glancing slyly at him. Actually, forget the glancing thing. Ling never opens his eyes. "I'm going to be an emperor, so if you married me...You'd be an empress."
"I'm not a girl," Ed said stiffly. "And didn't you just propose to Winry?"
"Well, she hit me with her wrench. I took that as a no."
Ed blinked. "...Hold on."
He forced his way through the hurricane-esque rage of Winry having PMS to the eye of the storm, a sweet, kind, compassionate (sorta) girl. And she gave him a present.
Ed walked back out of the back room and lifted his present above his head. "No thanks. You'll have to find a different husband. Er, wife." He slammed the present (which happened to be a wrench) down on Ling's head until he bled to death.
THE END