Hi peoples. Sorry, I know that it has been a little over two weeks since I last updated and I am sorry for the inconvenience. OH GOD!!!!!! I smell a damn skunk in my backyard again!!!!! DAMN!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE'S MY NOSE PLUG!!!!!!!!! No seriously...............bleh. It smells so putrid, I think I am going to puke my guts out for something. Stupid neighbor. My neighbor likes to have all sorts of wildlife in her backyard. Quite frankly; I an frightened to go a step into her yard. The only time I did there was a dead cat, and a burial marker. Poor cat......................

Disclaimor: I don't own any of the Naruto paraphernelia, and never will.

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Mulan: Naru

Shang: Sasuke

Mushu: Sakura (Deal with it.)

Crik-ee: Hinata

Khan: Kyuubi

Yao: Shikamaru (Nobody else fit the criteria. Even if he is the opposite of Yao. Meep.)

Chien-Po: Chouji

Ling: Kiba (Great fit, right?)

Shan-Yu: Orochimaru

Chi-Fu: Mizuki

The Emperor: Third Hokage (Sarutobi)

General Li: Itachi (Sad that I have to kill him off now. (-_-))

Fa Li: Kushina Uzumaki

Fa Zhou: Minato Namikaze

Grandma Fa: Tsunade (Couldn't think of anybody else. J)

Little Brother: No One! Mwahahahahaha

First Ancestor: First Hokage

Matchmaker: Ino (A VERY old version of her. MWAHAHAHAHAHA. I know I'm evil….or is it emo? Ah well!)

(All the other characters aren't important or they belong to me. Kukukukukuku…..)

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Previously..........

"I'm sorry that I didn't help." Hinata softly cried trying to hold back her tears. This didn't went unnoticed by the pink-haired dragon. Sakura quickly gave her a needed hug, taking in the warmth of the dark-haired girl's skin. Hinata relished the warmth before Sakura finally let go much to her dismay.

"Come on. We have to find that baka, before she kills herself!" Cheered Sakura before she grabbed the girl's wrist and dragged her through the estate trying to figure out on how they would accomplish this difficult task.

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"Oh Kyuubi, what the hell am I going to do now?" The golden-haired girl known as Naru asked one of her friends; her crimson-flared horse, Kyuubi. But Kyuubi's response was only a snort for horses weren't capable communicating with people.

"How the hell do I waltz in there?! I can't go in there like I am right now! They'll know for sure that I'm a girl!!!!! And what if we have to take off our clothes?!?! You know very well that I can't hide these forever!!!!!!" Hollered Naruto as she groped her rather large breasts through the thin fabric of the cloth. Right now, Naru had taken off her father's armour to take a break before she would make her appearance at the camp.

'Why do you keep asking me things, baka! You and I know very well that I can't speak.' Were the thoughts of one horse.

"And what about my voice?!? My voice is too high for a man!!! Does it sound weird if I talk like this?" Asked Naru, trying to make voice sound deep enough to be a man's. But it failed deeply and the result was now a snickering Kyuubi unable to hold back his laughter and began to snicker uncontrollably on his back, on the ground.

"Shut up! I AM TRYING!!!" Naru screamed before taking off one of her shoes and aiming it at the horse's head. It hit dead on and Kyuubi was now too busy trying to ignore the pain than to laugh at his human.

"Oh. What did I just get myself into?" The girl asked herself almost desperately.

"You just yourself into a lot of trouble BAKA!!!!" Shouted a voice that was a lot higher than the one of the golden-haired girl's.

"Who the hell's there?!?!" Hissed Naru while slowly grabbing the sword that was to the left of her. She kept looking everywhere for the intruder but could find no one.

"BAKA!!! DOWN HERE!!!!!!" Screeched the angered female voice. Cerulean orbs quickly gazed down to find a pink, humanoid dragon(?) and a quivering humanoid cricket.(?)

"What the fuck are you two!?!? OH MY GOD IS IT BECAUSE I ATE ALL OF SORA'S FOOD WHEN I WENT TO HIS HOME!?!?!" Naru asked hysterically as she began racing back and forth in the small amount of space.

"Uh......no. Wait, you ate all of his food. Damn. I didn't know a girl could eat so much, okay I am getting off of topic. We are here to bring you back home." Informed Sakura before rubbing her slightly larger than average forehead to try to soothe her oncoming headache.

"Why the fuck would I go with you? I don't even know who or what you guys are?" Asked Naru before crossing her slender, tan arms in protestant.

"Ugh......Do you really want to know?" Asked the pink-haired dragon and Naru only nodded her head once.

"Fine. Your ancestors sent us to retrieve you before you ruin the family name, and crap." Articulated the pink-haired dragon. Naruto analyzed the newfound information for a minute before replying,

"Okay then. What are your names?" Inquired the golden-haired girl before she plopped herself right down in the meadow so that she was leveled with the mysterious newcomers.

"Well my name is Sakura, you guardian, and this is Hi-" but Sakura was halted as Naruto's bright eyes seemed to lighten even more.

"I was wondering where ya went Hinata, was it?" Questioned Naruto excitedly, and she got even more ecstatic when the shy girl nodded her head almost hesitently, before fainting and collapsing into a heap of small shrubs. (1)

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(1) Ah........typical Hinata. I love her as character, well as long as she backs off of Naruto! Naruto belongs to SASUKE!!!!! (Major SasuNaru fangirl)

Got tired. No more writing for today. But you guys will like the next chapter. It is the part of the movie where Mulan goes into the camp and destroys everything accidentally, but it'll be a little different otherwise I would be writing an exact copy of the movie just with different characters, and that is no fun at all. Well until next time peoples, and man am I glad that the skunk finally decided to make its leave. I don't I could have taken more of it......................