Chapter 10: Death of a Drug Salesman
AN: Helo everone! Ive gottend 2 my 10st chapter! Cents im alredy sew far, ill just make dis one tha lastest chapter. Dont blam me! Blaim tim! Im onle endin it cuz he beet me at a test! (that chester)
Chapter Nin Recap!: Link meets Dark Yajami, Dark isnt gay, Link steels the Deth Note, he kills Dank, he kills a bunch of other peoples, Tingle stels the note, and link is meen two Navi.
Chaptre beggin!
Link cood tell that dis was the endk, so he kneaded too prepare. He tooks out his mastur suord and was reddy 2 shoot tha bad gheys!
"Hey! Listen, Link!" Navi yelled. "Do you really think that it's a good idea just to waltz into Tingles castle with only a toy sword?"
"Yepsadoodles!" Link sayd. Suddenly, he got a fone call! He taked out his iPhone, onely 2 find oot that the Happy Drug Salesman was DEAD! Tingle ate him!
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Link chronicled. "He was my boyfrend!"
The phonr Kal alse say that Waltre Wide was soo sad, that he krilled himself!
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Link delineated. "Not my otter bofreind!1 Thies is yore folt Navi!
"My fault?! Tingle killed him, so how is it my fault?!"
"You just loook gulty, so prepare 2 DIE!"
"WHAT!? NO?!"
Link picked up Navi and thru her into the ceiling fan, choping her up in to tinny pizzas.
"Now..." said Lonk, his clothes stained with Navi's fairy blood, "I shall kill Tingle!"
Latter:
Link walked upto Tinfles caste holden a ratchet lancer. "U CANT STATE IN THER FOREBER TINGE!" he sed.
Enoby and Sara waked up 2 link. "U cant kill him, he is BATMAN!"
Dun dun dun!
Linkle knew it was a lie, so she klied them bloth. Then she saw epona wathing Jerse Sure on the TeV. Link shot the tv in da head, making Epingas mad.
"Hay! (AN: geddit! cuz horsys eat hay!)," sad Epringles. 'Dat was mie fave show!"
Link shooted her.
Tingle walkedd otoside. "Welcom lenk! Now preper too-," B4 he cold finish, He shat Tingle with a mistle, killing dem both in the prosess.
THE END
Or is it!
"Where im I?" said Link. Link was coverd in a wite powder. "Oh, I geddit! Dis chaprer was all just a dreem, and im just relly hi!"
"Actually," stated Navi, "That was a dream, but this is powdered sugar, not cocaine. You got some in your eye, started screaming, and then passed out."
"Yah wadever. Sents happy drug Salesmen is still aliv, lets go have a foresom with him and Walt!"
"That doesn't sound very appealing," said Navi.
"Fyne." link talked. "Ill just video me an dose 2 gies doinit so u can c it later."
"Please don't."
AN: APRIL FOOLS! (tis chapper was posted on apil 1th.) U guy's mustuv thouted that thes was tha last chap! Dont werry everone: ill keep riting for a long time, as i have planes 4 fruture chaptrs, so it wont end enytime soon. Also i want 2 write about Fennel Fantesy, but i dont no wat its aboot, and i dont feel lik looking up info, so pleas guys tell me about it so i can rite. i just kned a short descrition of the game so i ken rite. Tim is my frend...APRIL FOLS hes a lozer and noone licks him.