Wake up. – SH
John. – SH
Don't ignore me, John. – SH
Okay, fine, I'm up. – JW
What is it? – JW
We have a new case. – SH
He's sitting in the living room. – SH
Coming. – JW
So, what do you think? – SH
Sherlock, I'm sitting right next to you. – JW
We both know we communicate better this way. – SH
Fine. I think he's lying. – JW
Are you kidding? Of course he's lying! – SH
How are you so certain? – JW
Did you see his suit? No accountant would ever wear that label. – SH
Does that mean we can't trust any of the information he just gave us? – JW
Certainly not. – SH
So, given that he just told us his sister had been murdered, why exactly are we going to his apartment? – JW
Really, John. You can be extraordinarily slow at times. – SH
Obviously, he's faking the whole thing. From the looks of his fingernails, he's a journalist. – SH
What's the point in pretending to have a case? – JW
He's with the media. He wants his 'big scoop'. – SH
So, tell me again, why are we going to his apartment? – JW
His aim is to humiliate us. So we're going to snoop around his apartment until we find something that will humiliate him. – SH
... I like it. – JW
Good, let's go then. – SH
I'm on the way to the BBC. – JW
Good, I'm almost back at the flat. – SH
Are we looking for a specific price? – JW
Try and get a minimum of £10,000. – SH
Is it really worth that much? – JW
John, it's a document containing a list of 'conquests' overpowered by one of their most famous journalists. Not to mention the vulgar details and 'review' system he's got going on. – SH
Trust me; it's worth it. – SH
Well, I guess we'll find out soon. I'm here. – JW
Text me when you get out. – SH
I'm out. – JW
How did it go? – SH
They're transferring the money as we speak. – JW
Good. They won't mess with us again. – SH
I'll make dinner when I get home. – JW
What are we having? – SH
Whatever you want. – JW