A/N: I don't know what it with this chapter that caused writer's block... maybe it was just one of those things that were good on paper... hopefully you'll enjoy it. Also it's an experimental chapter, it's my first attempt on a nonlinear story... enjoy!
Chapter 10: The Sugary Pink Menace
Naruto, Natsu, Luffy, Zoro, Ryoga and Ranma all stood in a row. They saw a bright pink blur jumping about.
They knew they had to stop what it was no matter what.
"Are you sure you two can handle it?" asked Zoro.
"It's fine." Said Ryoga.
"It has to be done." Said Ranma clenching his fist.
The bright pink blur quickly approached them.
"Get ready!" said Zoro.
But before anyone of them could fight off the blur it began to tackle them and jump all around them, knocking them down and bouncing all over them before quickly leaving them all dazed.
"That could have gone better." Said Kyubi.
Naruto could only nod.
Up in the air, Fu was acting like the eye in the sky and called the Guild Hall on a radio.
"They weren't able to stop her!" said Fu on the radio.
In the Guild Hall those there groaned except for Franky and Soos who were fixing a massive hole in the wall.
"You have to be kidding me!" said Rainbow Dash.
"This isn't good." Sighed Nami.
Mabel watched this all from a nearby table and sighed.
Hinata saw her and sat next to her.
"No one's blaming you." Said Hinata.
"But it is all my fault." Sighed Mabel, "All this happened because…"
"It's going to be fine Mabel." Said Hinata, "Don't worry… "
"Yeah." Sighed Mabel.
That morning the Erza opened the door to find the daily food package.
She brought it in and placed it on the table.
The family looked through it, including Jellal (who often stayed the night).
"Okay so what do we have this time." Said Erza.
They all looked through the box and realized half of it was certain ingredient.
"It has ingredients for Mabel Juice!" said Mabel.
"Oh come on!" yelled Stan.
"I have heard stories about these boxes containing some weird things." Said Dipper.
"Remember you can't bring it to the Guild after what happened last time." Said Erza.
"I know." Said Mabel.
Back in the present, Marvelous and Chiyo were using their powers to heal them.
"I can't believe she beat us like that." Muttered Sasuke.
"You'd be surprised." Said Ryoga.
"What do we do now?" asked Ranma.
I have an idea." Said Naruto.
He looked towards Gaara.
Gaara looked back at him.
"No." answered Gaara, "It's too dangerous."
"We're not doing it Naruto…" agreed Nami.
"It's because of the gold in his sand isn't it?" asked Naruto.
"No of course not! Because it's too dangerous." Said Nami in a tone.
"It is because of the gold in his sand." Said Chopper.
"Yeah." Sighed Sakura.
"Maybe Robin could do something." Pointed out Luffy.
"Considering her speed and the fact she was able to brush off water… I don't think it's a good idea." Said Robin.
"She might end up breaking her arm." Pointed out Sakura.
"Maybe we should just let it take its course like last time." Said Natsu.
"Natsu, remember the reason why we snapped out of it wasn't because it ran it's course." Said Dipper.
"Oh yeah." Sighed Natsu.
"Great was are we going on to do?" asked Naruto.
"We still have to figure out a way to stop her." Said Makarov, "Before she destroys both towns."
Everyone sighed…
Earlier that day the Pines and Jellal were eating breakfast at the Guild Hall due to the face they didn't have anything for breakfast that day.
Many other came for breakfast as well as the Guild Hall seemed to get a much bigger food box than other people… Mostly Guild Members but the Straw Hats didn't get any good breakfast foods that day so they ate at the Guild Hall too along with some of the Ponies.
"And whoever is giving us these boxes knows about Mabel Juice." Said Stan.
"Mabel Juice what's that?" asked Luffy.
"It's a homemade energy drink that I created myself." Said Mabel.
"It's not allowed in the guild hall." Said Makarov.
"Really did something happen?" asked Luffy.
"You don't want to know…" muttered Erza.
Mabel and Pinkie started talking to each other, no one really noticed their conversation.
Sometime later…
"And that's what happened last time." Sighed Erza.
Those weren't from the guild stared at Jellal. As if they were expecting the others to be involved in the story.
"It's a long story involing an invention that turned into a party." Said Jellal clearly not wanting to get into it.
"What?" asked Naruto speaking for practically everyone.
"Look it doesn't matter… we have to stop her." Said Dipper.
"I'm sorry…" sighed Mabel.
"You have been apologizing all day, you have no need to continue doing so." Said Diana, "I'm going to attempt to take her out myself."
She grabbed some warm water and turned back to her true form.
"Are you sure?" asked Twilight.
"I am possible this will work! After all I move something much larger many times, trapping her will be easy." Said Princess Luna.
She flew out and saw the pink thing bounce around. She tried to grab it with her magic. However she missed, she tried again and managed to grab it this time.
Back in the Guild Hall.
"So do you think it will actually work?" asked Zoro.
Soos and Franks finally fished the wall. That was when Princes Luna crashed through the fixed wall.
"Seriously?" asked Franky.
"I bet every time we finish fixing it something just going to crash into it." Said Soos.
Franky was going to say something but stopped himself.
"You're probably right." Said Franky.
"Princess? Are you okay?" asked Twilight.
"Tia... I told you, the rutabagas doesn't go there!" said Princess Luna in a daze.
"Fluttershy! Wendy!" called out Twilight.
Both Chiyo and Marvelous went over opt heal the Princess.
"Okay… can you please voice my thoughts for me." Said Kyubi.
"No…" thought Naruto.
"Okay because seriously… that Princess is god level tried." Said Kyubi.
"I know what you're going to ask." Thought Naruto.
"Seriously!" said Kyubi, "How can a pony drinking a homemade energy drink cause this much damage?"
Earlier that day, Mabel and Pinkie had snuck off to the Mystery Shack.
Pinkie wanted to try Mabel juice.
"So this is it?" asked Pinkie.
"Oh yeah!" said Mabel.
Pinkie drank some and her eyes became pinpricks.
"Pinkie are you okay?" asked Mabel.
Pinkie suddenly exploded off like a rocket.
Mabel blinked.
She ran out of the Mystery Shack and saw that Pinkie had become the pink blur.
However the Cutie Mark Crusaders and Kasumi left the nearby Tendo Residence having heard the crashes.
"Is everything all right?" asked Kasumi.
"Yeah." Said Mabel.
They noticed Pinkie in all of her blurry goodness.
"What is it?" asked Scootaloo.
"Pinkie…" said Mabel.
They all looked at Pinkie then at Mabel.
"What did you do!" yelled the Cutie Mark Crusaders in fear.
"Uh…" said Mabel.
Back at the Guild Hall it as just a normal going normal… that is until Pinkie jumped through the wall going so fast and bouncing around and jumped at practically everyone in the Guild before leaving through the door.
"Okay… what… was that?" asked Zoro.
"I don't know… it was going so fast." Said Ranma.
However Natsu seemed to be serious.
"That smell…" said Natsu.
"You figured it out too?" asked Gajeel.
"It had to be…" sighed Marvelous.
"Who are you talking about?" asked Ranma.
"It's Pinkie Pie." Said Natsu.
"That is peculiar, what could cause her to become more hyper than usual." Said Diana.
"Yeah, it's like she had more sugar than usual." Said Rainbow Dash.
The Guild's eyes winded.
"Mabel's not here!" said Dipper quickly realizing his twin sister wasn't there.
Erza sighed and grabbed her cellphone.
Back at the near the Mystery Shack and Tendo Residence.
"And that's what happened." Sighed Mabel.
"Your homemade energy drink did that?" asked Apple Bloom.
"Yeah." Sighed Mabel, "Now I have to figure out ho to get her back before any notices."
"Don't say that." Said Sweetie.
"Why?" asked Mabel.
"Trust us, when something like this happens they already know." Said Scootaloo.
Mabel's cellphone rang.
"Hello…" said Mabel.
"Mabel Erza Pines… what did you do?" asked Erza on the other end.
"Its her mom, isn't it?" asked Scootaloo.
"Looks like it." Said Apple Bloom.
Later in the Guild Hall…
"I have an idea." Said Luffy, "What if some of us drank Mabel juice to give ourselves super speed too?"
"That's stupid." Said Sakura with a sweat drop.
"Yeah and besides you can get super speed without drinking Mabel juice." Said Naruto.
"Oh yeah." Laughed Luffy.
"Wait!" said Twilight, "That's it! I can't believe it we haven't thought of it before."
"We use speed?" asked Rainbow Dash almost rolling her eyes.
"Aren't you really fast though?" asked Luffy.
"Yeah… but when she chases me." Said Rainbow Dash who then shuddered.
"I'm going to guess she can catch up to you." Said Erza with a smirk.
"Yeah." Sighed Rainbow Dahs.
"It will be fine." Said Erza who requiped in an armor that was sort of a bikini with cat ears and tail with some armored parts, "Luffy you mentioned that you have super speed, right?"
"Yeah!" said Luffy.
"I think if the three of us work together then I'm sure we'll be able to match her speed." Said Erza.
"Yeah, but how are you going to stop her after we catch her." Said Applejack.
"I have an idea!" said Chopper taking out his medical kit, "I have some sedatives on me!"
Almost everyone looked at Chopper.
"Why do you have that?" asked Akane.
"Various reasons… I once had to use it on Luffy and Naruto after they ate some cactus they shouldn't have." Said Chopper.
Everyone looked at Luffy and Naruto.
"Oh was that when Alabasta had that weird tidal wave?" asked Luffy.
"And when we met that Space Coyote who told me to find my soul mate?" asked Naruto.
Everyone started at the two half brothers.
"I'm sorry for asking why you have that." Said Akane.
"It's okay." Said Chopper with a shrug.
"Okay…" said Luffy, "So you have a plan."
"First I need to know how you can gain super speed." Said Erza with a smirk.
Luffy just smiled.
Not too long later, Luffy was doing some stretches while waiting for Pinkie to show up.
"Remember don't…" said Erza.
"Yeah, yeah… I already know." Said Rainbow Dash, "I'm not doing that again."
They noticed Pinkie Pie not too far away.
"All right get ready." Said Rainbow Dash.
Pinkie Pie ran past all three of them and both Rainbow Dash flew after Pinkie followed by Erza who was extremely fast thanks to her armor.
"Not bad." Said Rainbow Dash to Erza as Erza caught up.
Erza smiled (though inside she was squeeing a little bit). However Pinkie was still outrunning them.
"Yeah but it's not enough." Muttered Rainbow Dash.
"Where Luffy?" asked Erza.
That was when they heard "Gum Gum Jet Rocket!"
Another pink blur (though with redder tone) went past them at blinding speeds and tackled Pinkie.
Both Erza and Rainbow Dash stopped.
"Why didn't he do that before?" asked Rainbow Dash.
"Because he's an idiot." Sighed Erza.
In the Guild Hall… Chopper sighed.
"It's going to be fine." Assured Fluttershy.
"I'm sure they're be able to catch her." Said Ryoga.
"But will they be able to hold her long enough to get to me?" asked Chopper.
At the same time Soos and Franky fixed the wall.
"All right! Hopefully nothing will happen this time." Said Franky.
"Dude, I think you jinxed us again." Said Soos.
That was when Luffy holding on to Pinkie crashed though the nearly fixed hole.
Franky just face palmed.
"I got her!" said Luffy whose skin was pink and steaming.
Pinkie was trying in vain to get out of Luffy's grip and it was clear from her shrunken eyes she wasn't there.
Chopper just grabbed a needle and shot Pinkie with it who immediately fell unconscious.
Luffy let her go.
"Man! I'm so hungry!" said Luffy.
Sanji had thankfully immediately prepared a plate for him.
"Are you sure he should be eating that much?" asked Twilight as Luffy ate the good.
"Using that uses up a lot of calories unfortunately." Said Sanji.
"I see…" said Twilight.
Erza and Rainbow Dash made it back.
"Did you get her?" asked Rainbow Dash.
"The threat has been neutralized." Said Robin with a smirk.
"Please don't say it like that." Said Ranma with a sweat drop.
In Discord and Bill's rhealm both of them laughed.
"Well it was fun while it lasted." Said Discord.
"I have to say, those food boxes were a great idea." Said Bill.
"I told you so." Said Discord.
About a half hour later Pinkie woke up.
"Oh man! Did I have another wild party that I don't remember?" asked Pinkie.
"No… you went on a rampage after you had Mabel juice." Said Mabel.
"I did?" asked Pinkie.
"Yeah…" said Mabel.
"Oh don't blames yourself." Said Pinkie, "I'm the one who wanted to try it."
Mabel sighed.
"So since you stopped me I guess everything's fine." Said Pinkie.
"Uh.. About that…" said Nami.
They all looked outside towards the town which pretty much was in ruins.
Pinkie played the losing horns on a trombone, everyone looked at her.
"Sorry…" she said somewhat sheepishly.
And indeed Luffy stopped Pinkie's rampage… Thankfully too… it could have been a lot worse by the time the Mabel Juice ran it's course.
Next Time: After another fight with the Gate Keeper and Key Master, Zoro and Ryoga end up magical chained together. Yeah... let that sink in... but could it be the thin that lets the group finally find out what's going on? How is that going to happen? Find out next time!
