AN: I'm back with another installment of Everybody Wants Shawn. Sorry for long hiatus but I've been busy writing a Mike Adamle story. Yes. You heard correctly. A Mike Adamle fic. I am convinced he was gay and that he and Randy had some issues to which I will be glad to explore. LOL Anyway, I hope you enjoy the update. Oh and BTW, there are quite a few people that love to leave my friends bad reviews for their slash stories. My thing is this, if you hate slash then why the hell are you reading it? None of my readers are guilty of this but I just thought I'd rant about it for a minute. Don't like slash. Don't read. I REFUSE to pair any of the wrestlers with divas because I don't like them with the divas. I'd rather see them with OCs or gay. -sigh- Anyway, thats the end of my rant. And now we pick up where we left off. I don't think Hunter's very happy about being sent to Smackdown.
"A mighty pain to love it is, and 'tis a pain that pain to miss; but of all the pains, the greatest pain is to love, but love in vain."
-Abraham Crowley
Oh my God…Hunter got drafted to Smackdown? But how? Vince would never… A few seconds later Hunter was coming from behind the curtain furiously. Hunter took one look at Chris Jericho and started towards him. Everyone else had the smarts to get the heck out of the way but Jericho just sat there with a smug look on his face. Hunter got right in his face and growled.
"I know you had no idea this was going to happen right Chris?" Chris stood up and met Hunter's glare with a glare of his own. Shawn thought about getting between them but he just wasn't in the mood. If he tried to defend Chris Jericho then Hunter would probably get mad.
"That's right," he sang.
"I see. So that smug look on your face means nothing at all?"
"Oh I wouldn't go that far Hunter," he smirked. "I'm wearing this smug look because well…since you're not going to be around…"
"Oh I will be. You just wait until I speak with Vince. Then when he tells me that you had something to do with this, I'm coming for your ass."
"You know Hunter, I think you need to seek some professional help. I love how you're assuming that I had something to do with this. I'm not the only one who'd rather see you elsewhere."
"Yeah well I ruled the other guys out as I started up the ramp. You see, Cena's too stupid to even go to Vince and well Dave, hell, he and I go way back so I highly doubt he'd stoop this low. But you Chris…this is definitely the kind of thing you'd do to get your way but it's not going to work."
"You think so?"
"I know so," he grinned. Hunter looked around to see a few of the superstars staring at him and Chris, one of those people being his beloved Shawn. Shawn was sitting there staring at both men with a concerned look on his face. Hunter quickly left Chris to get to his man. He pulled Shawn to his feet and threw his arms around him breathing in his sweet scent.
"Hunt, are you okay? Why did Vince put you on Smackdown?"
"I don't know sweetie. I have a general idea why but I'm going to speak with Vince about it. Will you be alright until I get back?" Shawn pulled away from him and smiled.
"Yeah. I'll be fine. I'm about to get a shower. Do you want me to wait up for you afterwards?"
"Yeah. Wait on me love. I shouldn't be too long but Vince has got a lot of explaining to do. I can't believe him!" He gave Shawn a quick kiss on the cheek then stormed off towards Vince's office. When Hunter was gone, Cena and Dave laughed out loud. They had been hiding in a corner near Chris Jericho because they could not miss Hunter's reaction. Cena tugged at Shawn's hips from behind while Chris and Dave just continued to laugh. Shawn pulled away from Cena and frowned.
"What's so funny?" he asked. "Did you guys know about this?" Shawn asked.
"Nope. Had no idea this was going to happen," Dave answered.
"Yeah well I'm glad it happened. That was the first real laugh I've had all night. Man, Hunter's face was priceless!" Cena grinned.
"Yeah well, it really doesn't take much to anger the big guy," Chris chimed in. Shawn just shook head cursing softly under his breath.
"You guys are something else. I'm going to get a shower now and NO, none of you can join me," he added. Shawn quickly headed for the locker room leaving the other guys behind to converse.
"You know, I get the feeling that Shawn doesn't want to be around us," Cena said sadly.
"Oh cheer up kid. He's just feeling bad about Hunter. I think he realizes that with Hunter traveling on a different schedule than him, it's going to be a lot harder to avoid all of us," Chris answered. "Besides, this is exactly what we needed. Hunter had to get out of the picture. Otherwise we never would have stood a chance."
"Why do I get the feeling that you had something to do with this?" Dave asked.
"Because maybe I did and you're going to keep your mouth shut about it."
"Alright. I will but when Shawn finds out…"
"He's not," Cena answered. "We're in this together. Whatever it takes to get Hunter caught in the act then I'm down."
"Good. Now let's go have some fun," Chris answered.
"Fun?" Dave asked.
"Well, I seriously hate you guys because both of you are after my man. However, after the events of tonight, I think we deserve to celebrate."
"What did you have in mind?" Cena asked curiously.
"Well…"
"Oh no you don't. You guys don't need to be celebrating anything. Just wait til Hunter finds out about this." The guys turned around to see Jeff Hardy and Randy standing there glaring at them defiantly. Chris just rolled his eyes and laughed.
"What's it to you Jeffrey? Besides, shouldn't you be somewhere sucking your bottle?" Jeff ran at Jericho like he was going to hit him but Dave and Cena blocked his path.
"Back up kid. You'd really hate to get on our bad sides as well," Dave smirked. Randy pulled Jeff out of the way so that he could get all up in Dave's face.
"I can't believe you'd stoop this low Dave. You're actually helping Chris out?"
"You know Randy, I don't see why you're so pissed off. Hunter's actually sleeping with you even though he loves Shawn. I don't see what the problem is. In fact, I think we may have actually done you a favor."
"Actually no Dave. I believe you've just made things worst for me." Randy and Jeff stormed off down the hall leaving the other three confused as hell.
"Just what the hell was that all about? Since when has Hunter's business concerned the little Hardy boy?" Cena asked.
"Hell if I know. Anyway, we need to get going before…"
"Uh…you guys go on without me. I need to have another chat with Randy," Dave growled. He ran off after Randy while Cena and Chris shook their heads.
"Oh well. Guess it's just you and me."
"Yeah and we need to hurry and get going before Hunter comes back. Now come on Cena. Dave will just have to miss out."
"Right."
x-x-x
"VINCE! VINCE WE NEED TO TALK! JUST WHAT THE HELL MAN?!? SMACKDOWN?!?!" Hunter stormed inside Vince's office screaming at the top of his lungs. He was pissed off. Actually, he was highly pissed off and even that was an understatement. There's just no way I can go to Smackdown. If I do that then I lose big time. Vince stood up from behind his desk and frowned.
"Hunter, I will not tolerate this kind of behavior. Sure you're one of my top superstars but nobody raises their voice at me like this and gets away with it. Now sit down and shut the hell up," Vince replied calmly.
"I don't feel like sitting," Hunter spat. "I'm too upset. Just why the hell you put me on that second rate show? I need to be on Raw. All of my fans watch Raw!" Not to mention both of my lovers are here…
"I put you on Smackdown for several reasons."
"Like…"
"Like I want to make Smackdown the very best show for Friday nights. In order for that to happen, I need some of my best guys to go to Smackdown. I needed someone like you Hunter."
"Yeah but why me? Why not send Dave or Chris?"
"Because you've been in this business longer and you have the more loyal fan base. Your fans will loyally watch Smackdown if not only just to see you. People like Dave need more time and Chris is just now getting established here on Raw. I can't take him away because he and Shawn's feud is just now heating up. You were the best choice."
"Yeah but Vince…I can't…alright. Fair enough. But what about Randy? Can't he come to?"
"No, because Adam is on Smackdown. I don't need both Adam and Randy on the same show for business reasons. Both are excellent heels and I reserve one for each show. Since Adam is already in an established feud on Smackdown with Mark, Randy needs to stay here."
"Damn Vince. This isn't fair to me. Why couldn't you tell me so I could have been more prepared?"
"Because I'm the boss and what I say goes. Anyway, stop bitching about it and get going. I have more pressing matters to deal with. Besides, I think this opens the door for many of the young guys on Smackdown. A night in the ring with you could change their whole lives now go. I have things to do." Hunter stormed out of Vince's office more upset than he had been before. He hurried down the hall to find Shawn but when he reached the end of the hallway, he found Randy and Dave in a heated argument.
"So what you're saying is that YOU might be directly affected because right now, I'm sure as hell not. In fact, I'm more disgusted than anything right now."
"What are you disgusted about Dave?" Hunter stopped in front of them eyeing them curiously.
"I do believe it's our business and not yours," Dave answered.
"Uh…I'm not sure you got the memo Dave but uh…" He got right in Dave's face, their noses almost touching. "It IS my business when it concerns Randy." Dave rolled his eyes before throwing up his hands in defeat.
"Hunter, seriously man. You need to get a grip. For starters, it's not like you're all that big. I can take you down without even breaking a sweat but I figure right now, Randy's definitely not worthy of me getting my hands dirty." Randy's eyes shifted nervously away from Dave's and he moved closer to Hunter. Dave just shook his head. "Now Shawn on the other hand, might be a different story. And speaking of Shawn, how is he? Or do you even care?"
"Oh dammit. Not you too. Why the hell is everyone so concerned about me and Shawn?"
"Because you're a selfish, fucking bastard for stringing him along like this. If you don't love him anymore then why don't you tell him before he finds out the wrong way?"
"I do love Shawn."
"Then why are you with Randy? Do you love him too or is he just a nice piece of ass to get your mind off of the guilt?"
"Why you…?" Randy quickly pulled Hunter away and got between the two fiery men.
"Enough of this. Hunter let's get out of here. I don't need you getting suspended all because you let him get under your skin."
"Whatever. Let's get going before I hurt somebody." Hunter stormed off cursing loudly while Randy stayed behind. He pushed Dave against the wall angrily and spoke in a low, threatening tone.
"Look Dave, I'm sorry Hunter overheard part of our conversation."
"So he has no idea about…"
"No. He doesn't know and I'm not going to tell him. I really want things to work between Hunter and me but if you and your friends keep interfering…"
"I'm sorry but Hunter needs to be taught a lesson. You know as well as I do that Shawn's a sweetheart. He'd never hurt a fly but the way Hunter's stringing him along is wrong and you know it. If he loves you so much why can't he just come clean?"
"I…don't know. I think he's just trying to figure out a nice way to tell Shawn."
"There is no 'nice way' to break up with somebody. All he can do is come clean but the longer he waits, the harder it will be on both him and Shawn. If you love him so much Randy, MAKE him break up with Shawn."
"I can't. I've been trying for a long time now but he won't do it. He doesn't want to hurt Shawn because he's a good man and…"
"Bullshit. Hunter's a selfish bastard. He won't break up with Shawn because he doesn't want anyone else to have him."
"Maybe but…"
"Maybe my ass. You're just another tool to him Randy. He's going to continue to string you along like he does Shawn and when he gets tired of you, he's going to move on to the next victim. He doesn't love you nor does he love Shawn. He's just using and abusing both of you."
"That's not true Dave."
"Alright then. But let me ask you this. If you love Hunter as much as you say you do, then why will it be a problem for you to work with an ex lover?"
"I…I didn't mean that I couldn't work with you. I just meant that maybe it wouldn't be such a good idea."
"Right. Well then. If it makes you feel any better Randy, I do not love you anymore and I have lost all self respect for you because of your relationship with Hunter. Trust me. You have nothing to worry about." Dave stormed off leaving a tearful Randy behind.
x-x-x
Shawn had already cleansed himself really good and had even washed his hair. The reason he was still in the shower was because the water felt really good and it was doing wonders for his shot nerves. Plus he still had a lot on his mind concerning his boyfriend Hunter. He was pretty sure Vince had a good reason for putting him on Smackdown but he wasn't sure how it was going to affect their relationship. Sure they'd still love each other but they weren't going to see each other as much now. Their traveling schedules were going to be completely different now and the chances of getting together to do anything were slim to none now.
Plus he had three guys aggravating the hell out him about being with him and they just wouldn't take no for an answer. Normally Shawn could handle anything. He and Hunter's love was strong enough to survive anything but now Shawn wasn't so sure, especially after he'd given in on more than one occasion to Cena's advances. Then there was Chris who probably did love him. It was written all over his face the night he was supposed to bash his head in with a chair. But he didn't. And now to top it all off, he was starting to think about Chris and Cena whenever he was alone. He'd think about the way Chris comforted him when he was sick. Or he'd think about the way Cena's hands felt on his erection. Or how sweet Chris sounded over the phone when Cena was touching him. It had all been great but…
"I'm so glad you're still here. I was afraid I wouldn't get to have any fun tonight." Chris Jericho was standing behind Shawn in the shower and was eyeing him from behind like candy.
"Oh damn," Shawn muttered. "Now look Chris, I'm not…" Shawn had turned around to face Chris only to find that Chris wasn't alone. Cena was standing next to him and both guys looked as though they'd just won the lottery. Shawn felt his heart stop and he began to panic. The last thing he needed right now was a confrontation with either of them. The two of them together… Any other day this would have been perfect. Since they normally don't see eye to eye, they'd argue and Shawn could make his sweet escape but judging by the look on their faces he knew escaping was probably out of the question. In fact, they both seemed to be getting along just fine now.
"Shawn, you look like you've just seen a ghost," Cena grinned.
"I…I just…why are you two together? I thought you two hated each other."
"Hate is such a strong word love," Chris answered.
"Yeah and I never said I hated Chris. In fact, after that last phone conversation I think I like Chris a lot now," Cena answered. He looked over at Chris eyeing his body playfully before turning his attention back to Shawn.
"Uh…right. Well I'm just gonna get going and you two can have at it and…" Chris and Cena cast each other playful looks before rushing towards Shawn. They pushed him back against the tile holding him in place. "Guys I'm not kidding. Let…let me go," he stammered. Cena nipped playfully at Shawn's ear while Chris's hands explored his chest.
"Shawn you look a bit tense. How about we relieve some of that tension?" Cena whispered.
"I…no. I can't…"
"We won't tell if you won't," Chris whispered. He captured Shawn's lips for a kiss exploring Shawn's cavern fiercely. Shawn struggled against him for a while but then he gave in kissing Chris back. Chris's lips left Shawn's to lick and suck at his neck, the water from the shower splashing off the two of them beautifully. Shawn was taken off guard when Chris suddenly pulled away to let Cena in front.
"Did you miss me sweetheart?" Cena asked.
"I…no and I don't appreciate this!" Shawn snapped. "This is rape."
"Then I guess I'm going to jail then but it'll be alright. You're definitely worth jail time and a whole lot more. Just give me a chance Shawn." Cena clasped Shawn's waist pulling him close. The older man met Cena's intense gaze and before he knew it they were kissing like the last time. Cena's kiss had the same effect as last time, making his head spin and his heart pound. Shawn hated the feeling but his body certainly didn't. Already he could feel his erection pressing up against Cena's towel.
"Cena, why do you do things to me?" Cena moved a piece of Shawn's curly wet hair out of his face and smiled.
"Because I love you," he answered.
"And I…do too." Chris whispered. His body was pressed against the back of Shawn and his hands were exploring Shawn's chest.
"No…Chris wait a second. I'm not going to let you…"
"Don't worry Shawn. I only want to touch you," he whispered. He moved his hands over Shawn's nipples and then between his legs where he clasped Shawn's member.
"Mn…Chris please…" Shawn moaned.
"Oh God. There's that sweet sound I love to hear. Cena I envy you. Does he always sound this sweet?"
"Yep. Which is why you'll have to fight me for him later." Cena kneeled down in front of Shawn and flicked his tongue across the tip of his member. He accidentally licked Chris's finger in the process but instead of the blonde getting mad, it actually made him smile. Shawn's moans turned to soft whimpers as the two continued to assault his body. Chris would stroke Shawn's member while Cena would occasionally flick his tongue across it. Pretty soon Cena found himself licking up drops of precum. He looked up at Chris who nodded before removing his hand. Cena took Shawn all the way in his mouth engulfing him in warmth. That did it for Shawn. His hips buckled and he released in Cena's mouth crying out from the pleasure. Cena stood up and wrapped his arms around Shawn. Shawn hesitated but then he did the same, wrapping his arms around Cena resting his head on his chest.
"I hate you. I hate you and I hate Chris," Shawn mumbled. Cena pulled away so that Chris could also get a hug. Chris met Shawn's lips with his own before pulling him into an embrace.
"But I love you. We both do and we just couldn't help ourselves. Besides, you should not have been all alone in the shower. You left yourself open for an assault."
"Maybe I should take Tai Chi lessons."
"Yeah, maybe you should," Chris grinned. "Now it seems that we are in some kind of predicament now love."
"No we are not. I'm staying with Hunter. You two assaulted me against my will."
"Yeah that's true. I don't want to go to jail Chris," Cena responded.
"Yeah me neither. Alright. Then I suppose we'll have to pretend this never happened."
"If we can," Cena added. "I can't help it though Chris. Shawn's just so damn delicious. I want to take him home with me."
"And I want to take him home with me. Shawn, come home with me tonight. I promise to make it worth your while," Chris whispered. He nipped at the blonde's neck but he quickly pulled away.
"No way. I am getting dressed and I am going back to my hotel ALONE!" he snapped before storming off leaving the two potential rapist behind. Cena let out an exasperated sigh and frowned.
"I don't know Chris. You think we got to him? Shawn's the most stubborn person ever."
"I think we just made things interesting. I'd like to see Hunter compete with us. Now let's get dressed. I have to check in with Dave and find out why he didn't come back to find us. If he would have been here Shawn really would have been messed up."
"Yeah but Chris, we might want to back off just a little. If we mess with Shawn's head too much it might have the opposite effect. We don't want to push him back into Hunter's arms."
"You're right. We're not going to physically assault him anymore. Now we're going to focus on being good boyfriends."
"How?"
"Get dressed and meet me at Starbucks in an hour. I have some ideas."