"Last time on Total Drama Island Crossover…" Chris introduced the new episode. "I decided to take a day off and let Chef Hatchet run the game. Needless to say, things got pretty scary pretty quickly when Chef decided to squish the four teams into two: Team Cody and Team Girl Power came together to form the Screaming Generals, while Team Losers and Lightning Squad became the Killer Colonels. Owen decided to spill the beans to LeShawna that Harold still has a massive crush on her, embarrassing the redhead big-time. In the end, the Killer Colonels took the hit, and when Chef announced that he'd be voting the next camper off, tension grew faster than Chef's armpit hair. Between Harold's crush on LeShawna holding him back and Lightning's ignorant recklessness, it was Lightning who was deemed too much of a liability to stay in the game any longer. How will the new teams affect the game? Who will be the next camper to go? Find out tonight, in the most dramatic campfire ceremony ever, right here, on… Total. Drama. Island! CROSSOVER!"
Ezekiel was sitting on the steps on the porch of his cabin, whittling away at a stick, while whistling the Total Drama theme song.
Meanwhile, Lindsay was walking alone through the campground, when she noticed Ezekiel. She gasped loudly with an overjoyed expression on her face. "TYLER?"! She ran up to Zeke and hugged him, thankfully managing to avoid the knife he was holding. "Tyler! Where were you? I missed you so so so much."
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"I dunno, eh," Ezekiel admitted. "I guess she thinks I'm Tyler now." Ezekiel groaned loudly. "This sucks. Now Owen's never gonna get off my back, eh!"
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"I'm sooooo glad Tyler's back in the game!" Lindsay exclaimed. "We have a lot of catching up to do."
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Lindsay would not let go of Ezekiel, squeezing him on a level previously only known to Sierra and Cody. Just then, Owen and Harold walked up to them.
"Oohoohoo! Zeke, you sly dog, you!" Owen teased.
"Didn't know you had it in ya." Harold told him.
"I don't have anything, eh." Ezekiel rebutted. "She thinks I'm Tyler."
"Tyler, are these two bothering you?" Lindsay asked.
"Well, yeah, but-"
"Hey! You two better leave my Tyler alone, or I'm going to really hurt you! You understand?" Lindsay yelled.
Harold and Owen looked at each other for a second before bursting into uncontrollable laughter.
"Okay, okay, we'll leave Tyler alone." Owen laughed.
"You kids be good," Harold mocked as he and Owen walked away.
"You see, Tyler, you have nothing to worry about." Lindsay said as she resumed hugging Ezekiel.
Warp to right outside the forest. Chris and all the campers were meeting up, and Chris had a white sheet covering something.
"Okay, campers, listen up!" Chris announced. "It's time for our next challenge." Chris dramatically pulled the white sheet to reveal a rack of paintball guns.
"Hey! We just had a challenge with paintball guns!" Jo pointed out with an annoyed tone.
"True… but, hey, cut me some slack. Coming up with challenges isn't as easy as it looks, ya know." Chris told her. "Anyway, it's time for the return of another TDI favorite: the Paintball Deer Hunt!"
Cody's eyes widened.
"Yes, Cody, that Paintball Deer Hunt." Chris assured him. "Now, I'm sure you all know the rules, but just in case: Each team will have hunters and deer. It's the hunters' job to seek out the enemy deer and blast 'em with paint." Chris shot Ezekiel to demonstrate.
"Ow! No fair, eh!" Zeke scolded.
"Zip it." Chris grinned at him. "Anyway… the team who has the least amount of paint on their hides by the end of the challenge wins invincibility. The losing team will have to vote somebody out of the game."
"So, just to clarify, we are keeping the teams Chef gave us?" Alejandro asked.
"Yup. I like the idea of former rivals bonding together to defeat a common enemy. It makes ratings." Chris explained. "Now, the hunters will be wearing camo caps to distinguish themselves from the deer, who will be wearing antlers, red noses, and fluffy white tails." Chris stuffed an antler headband on Jo. "You have five minutes to spread out before the challenge starts. Once you hear that air horn, be prepared to bring it!"
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"I… kinda botched the last Paintball Deer Hunt…" Cody chuckled awkwardly. "Hopefully I won't get stuck as a deer this time."
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Warp to a remote part of the forest.
"This sucks." Cody said to the other deer on his team, Alejandro and Dawn. All three of them were walking in a line through the forest.
"On the contrary, Cody, this gives us a perfect opportunity for strategy." Alejandro told him. "Which is good news, because now that we have LeShawna on our team, voting her out will be twice as easy."
"What did you have in mind?" Dawn asked.
"It's elementary, really." Alejandro shrugged. "All we need to do is lose the challenge and get four votes for LeShawna."
"You're not suggesting we throw the challenge?" Cody asked.
"SHHH!" Alejandro shushed Cody. "We don't want anyone to hear us."
Cody gave an awkward smile.
"Yes, I'm suggesting we throw the challenge." Alejandro repeated. "The merge is probably closer than you think, and I don't want to risk going against LeShawna when she has the numbers on her side."
"Isn't that risky?" Dawn asked.
"Sure." Alejandro told her. "But since when does risk worry me?"
Cody and Dawn glanced at each other nervously.
"By the way, Cody, how did you manage to get Sierra to leave you alone?" Alejandro asked.
"Well, it's actually a funny story." Cody chuckled.
"Hi." Sierra said. She was walking behind Cody the entire time, despite being a hunter.
"Sierra!" Al exclaimed through his teeth. "What are you doing here?"
"Well, I'm not going to leave Cody alone with Dawn." Sierra insisted.
Alejandro facepalmed.
"Hey, does this mean we're in an alliance?" Sierra asked.
Al smiled. "Sure."
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"No." Al said flatly.
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Warp to Ezekiel, B, and Jo.
"I can't believe Chris stuck us as deer!" Jo pouted.
B looked at her with an expression that said "Really?"
"Okay, I can believe it. I just don't want to." Jo crossed her arms.
"Chris totally should've made me a hunter, yo. I could bag us all those Generals," Zeke bragged.
"Who said you could follow us?" Jo asked.
"I was just goin' with the other deer, eh," Ezekiel replied.
"Well, don't," Jo told him as she and B left him.
Warp to Owen and Harold.
"Dude, how sweet is it that we get to be hunters?" Owen asked.
"I know! I can finally unleash my wicked paintball skills." Harold fist-pumped.
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"I once spent an entire summer at Paintball Steve's Shooting Camp," Harold explained. "I can accurately hit a moving target from five hundred meters away. It's an indispensable skill."
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An air horn sounded from outside the forest.
"Now… to find our prey," Owen smirked as he readied his gun. He and Harold hi-fived and split up to find enemy deer.
Warp to Lindsay and LeShawna.
"Well, there's the signal," LeShawna observed the air horn. "Hey, aren't we missing another hunter?" She and Lindsay looked around. "Well, if you see her, tell her not to get too far away from us."
"Okay!" Lindsay happily saluted as she and LeShawna split up.
Lindsay walked alone through the forest looking for Colonel deer, when she spotted Ezekiel walking casually by himself.
"Ooh! Hi! Hi Tyler! Hi!" Lindsay jumped up and down and waved.
"Crap!" Ezekiel muttered as he ran away from Lindsay.
"Wait! Tyler, come back!" Lindsay called as she chased him.
Warp to Alejandro, Cody, Dawn, and Sierra.
"So, what's the plan again?" Sierra asked.
"Well, we're throwing the challenge in order to vote LeShawna out." Alejandro reminded her. "Meaning you're going to blast the three of us with that paintball gun of yours."
"Exqueeze me?" Cody asked.
"Won't everyone notice that we'll be covered in our own paint?" Dawn asked.
"I considered that, and the only people who would care are LeShawna and Lindsay." Alejandro explained. "I doubt Lindsay will notice, and even if LeShawna notices, we're voting her out, remember?"
"Okay… but I'm not going to be the one to shoot Cody." Sierra insisted.
"Fair enough." Alejandro shrugged as he walked in front of Sierra. "You can get me and Dawn first. Al spread his arms out to signal that he was ready. "Fire at will." Al smirked.
Warp to Jo and B, who were walking in the forest.
"I still think it's unfair that Chef lumped us with the losers," Jo vented. "Especially since they have the odds on their side now that Jockstrap is gone." Jo turned around. "It's just you and me, Silent Treatment, and I intend to go to the end. If that means forming an alliance with you, then so be it. What do you say?"
B thought about it, and then nodded his head.
"Alright! This game is as good as ours!" Jo boasted. Suddenly, Jo got shot in the back of the head with a paintball. "Agh! Hey! Who shot that?"
"Ooowee! It's about time!" LeShawna yelled as she walked up to Jo. She shot Jo in the ankle. "How does it feel to have the shoe on the other foot, huh?"
"Hey! No fair! I'm unarmed!" Jo pointed out.
LeShawna shot her in the shoulder. "That's the point of the challenge, you no-good, name-callin', self-satisfied little… Oh, that is it!" LeShawna opened fire on Jo, managing to hit her three more times before she ran away.
B glanced at LeShawna.
"You have ten seconds." LeShawna told B. B pointed at her with a smile and ran in the opposite direction.
Warp to Owen.
"The hunter is on the move as he searches for his next big catch…" Owen narrated. "The thrill of anticipation only whets his appetite even more. The hunter knows that today… is his day…"
"Tyler! Wait up!" a voice called from nearby. Owen, not wanting to be seen, hid in a nearby bush.
Ezekiel ran up next to the bush and started panting.
"Tyler!" Lindsay called as she ran up to him. "How come you keep running away from me? Do… do you not like me anymore…?" Lindsay's eyes filled with tears.
"It's not like that, it's…" Ezekiel sighed. "Look, Lindsay, I like you. I just don't like the others pickin' on me for it, eh."
Owen's jaw dropped.
"Awww, that's okay." Lindsay held Ezekiel's hands. "If you don't want me to embarrass you, then I won't." Lindsay sealed the deal with a kiss on the lips.
Owen's eyes were as big as saucers.
"Of course, we can savor all the alone time we have," Lindsay told Zeke with a seductive smirk.
"I like where this is goin', eh." Zeke smiled as he and Lindsay began to make out.
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Owen just sat there with his mouth agape.
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Warp to Harold, who was searching the forest for General deer.
Harold heard the fire of a paintball gun nearby, so he moved closer to investigate. He saw Sierra pumping paint, if you will, into Alejandro.
"That should do it." Alejandro smirked, dripping with paint. "Dawn, your turn."
Dawn winced at Alejandro. "I'd rather not…"
"Look, you want LeShawna out of the game, right?" Alejandro asked. Harold's interest was officially piqued.
"I guess…" Dawn admitted.
"Then we need to throw the challenge." Alejandro reminded.
"That won't be necessary." Harold announced as he approached with an angry frown.
"Ah, Harold, excellent timing," Alejandro greeted. "Please, do your worst." Alejandro seemed rather calm compared to the frightened expressions of his teammates.
"Believe me…" Harold cocked his gun. "I intend to."
Warp to Jo and B, who are hiding in the forest cave.
"I can't believe I got chased off by LeShawna!" Jo yelled. "That girl is going to get it!"
Suddenly, the two of them heard feedback from a microphone.
"Attention campers, the Paintball Deer Hunt is officially over!" Chris announced on the PA system. "Return to the main grounds immediately for evaluation. MacLean… out!"
Warp to the main grounds, where Chris and all campers are.
Chris glanced back and forth at the teams. The Killer Colonels had a moderate amount of paint on them, between Chris shooting Ezekiel at the beginning of the challenge and Jo's occasional splotch of paint from her encounter with LeShawna.
The Screaming Generals were practically soaked in paint. Alejandro, Cody, Dawn, and Sierra were all dripping with paint.
"Aw, who needs the pointless suspense?" Chris shrugged. "I think the winners are obvious: the Killer Colonels!"
"Sweet!" "Aw! Yeah!" Harold and Owen exclaimed as they air hi-fived.
"As for the Screaming Generals, it looks like you guys actually fell in a vat of paint, which, while hilarious, isn't going to save you from elimination." Chris told them. "I'll be seeing you at the bonfire tonight."
Flash Forward. LeShawna is about to enter her cabin.
"LeShawnaaaaaa!" Harold yelled as he ran up to LeShawna.
"Harold? What is it, sweetie?" LeShawna asked.
Harold panted loudly, and then took a deep breath. "I overheard Alejandro scheming! He's trying to get you voted out!"
"Excuse me?" LeShawna asked.
"I heard him telling Dawn, Cody, and Sierra to throw the challenge so they could vote you out!"
"Me? Why would they want to vote me out, sugar?"
"How should I know? I was too busy blasting them with paintballs."
"So, you knew they were going to vote me out, but you helped them lose anyway?" LeShawna glared at him.
"No! It isn't like that! I mean… GOSH!" Harold facepalmed. "I didn't mean it, LeShawna! I swear! I only did it because I love you!" Harold quickly paused after he realized what he'd admitted.
"Aw, I love you too, sugar." LeShawna gave Harold a peck on the cheek. "Thanks for telling me about Alejandro." LeShawna smiled as she entered the cabin. Harold's face was bright red as he fainted on the porch.
Inside the cabin, LeShawna found Lindsay putting on makeup.
"Lindsay, we need to talk." LeShawna told her.
"If it's about Tyler, I didn't mean it!" Lindsay shouted desperately. "I just missed him soooo much."
LeShawna seemed confused. "Well, that's not what I'm here to talk to you about. It seems Alejandro is up to his old schemes again."
"What do you mean?" Lindsay scratched her head.
"I mean he's trying to get us voted out! So here's the plan…" LeShawna began to whisper in Lindsay's ear.
Warp to the Arts and Crafts center, where Sierra is using Cody as a model for a painting (against his will of course).
Cody sighed. "Are you almost done?"
"Almost, Cody-bear!" Sierra replied in a sing-songy tone.
"Cody! Sierra!" LeShawna called as she and Lindsay approached them.
"Oh! Hi LeShawna! Hi Lindsay!" Sierra waved.
"What's up?" Cody asked.
"Well, a little birdy told me that Alejandro told you two to vote me out tonight." LeShawna reminded them.
"Really?" Lindsay asked. "Because I thought I heard you speaking to Harold earlier."
"Really, girl?" LeShawna put her hands on her hips. "Anyway, I was hoping you two could reconsider voting for me."
"Well, who would we vote for?" Sierra asked.
"Alejandro! Who else?!" LeShawna started getting annoyed.
"What do you think, Codykins?" Sierra asked.
"Hmm…" Cody was seriously considering LeShawna's proposition.
Warp to the bonfire. Cody, LeShawna, Dawn, Lindsay, Alejandro, and Sierra all sat on a tree stump opposite of Chris, who had a platter of five marshmallows in his hand.
"Campers… I only have five marshmallows on my plate tonight." Chris told them. "That means that five of you will get to continue their lives on Camp Wawanakwa. Sadly, one of you will not receive a marshmallow, and will have to ride the Hurl of Shame. And then they can't come back. EVER! The first marshmallow of the night goes to Dawn." Chris tossed Dawn a marshmallow.
"Cody." Chris tossed a marshmallow to Cody.
"Sierra."
"Lindsay."
There was only one marshmallow left on Chris's platter.
"Alejandro. LeShawna. There's only one marshmallow left on my plate. One of you is going to be very unlucky.
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"… Alejandro." Chris said solemnly as he tossed the final marshmallow to Al.
"Naturally." Al grinned as he popped the marshmallow in his mouth.
LeShawna, on the other hand, was shocked. She turned around to glare at Cody, whose head hung low in shame. Sierra patted him on the back.
"Well, LeShawna, you know what this means." Chris told her. "Time for the Hurl of Shame."
Warp to the Hurl of Shame, with LeShawna in the catapult.
"Any last words, LeShawna?" Chris asked.
"You bet I do." LeShawna folded her arms. "Y'all better watch out for that no-good, backstabbing, cheatin' snake in the grass-"
Before LeShawna could finish, Chris hurled her over the horizon.
"And then there were ten…" Chris remarked. "Who will be the next camper to ride the Hurl of Shame? How will Harold react to the love of his life being kicked out? Will Lindsay ever figure out that Ezekiel isn't actually Tyler? All these questions, and more, will be answered… eventually… on Total. Drama. Island! CROSSOVER!"
Warp to the guys' cabin. Owen is fast asleep, Harold is reading comic books, and Ezekiel and B are carving things out of wood.
Suddenly, Cody and Alejandro walked into the cabin.
"What a night!" Alejandro stretched before getting into bed.
"Who got voted out, eh?" Ezekiel asked. "Not that I care… or anything…"
"LeShawna…" Cody admitted.
Harold dropped his comic book.
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"Okay, that is it!" Harold yelled. "Alejandro was a nuisance before, but now, he's public enemy number one!"
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