Lisa: Hey Kyon! Where do you keep the reviews?
Kyon: In the closet...be careful becau-*pause*
Lisa: WHAT THE HECK!*tons of reviews fall on her*
Risa: Lisa! *runs to help her*
Kyon: Not good, please enjoy the chapter while we dig out Lisa...Alaude disclaimer please!
Alaude: Hn...the herbivore doesn't own Hitman Reborn and don't even think of suing her...*takes out handcuffs*
INTERVEW EIGHT PRIMO, TYL GUARDIANS AND ARCOBALENO! PART 2
Lisa: Hey guys...welcome back
Kyon: Not planning to talk in another language?
Lisa: Nope, for now I'm sticking to English...and have the reviews?
Kyon: I know it's great, which means we're on the right track...
Lisa: I suppose, but I got a lot of rearranging to do...Ahem, now I supposed you all should know the Primo, TYL guardians and Acobalenos...
Primo, TYL guardians and Acobalenos: Hello...
Risa: *smile* Now let's get on with the show...First is from DemonicAngel96
Awww i almost forgot the best ones! im so sorry! Collonello: Your my fav arcobaleno along with Fon so i just want to say Hi... Verde: Invent love potion chocolates that make whoever eats them hit on everyone like a sex kitten and feed it to Tsuna (read a little jealousy never hurts Tsuna becomes a sex kitten in one ch. :D) Tsuna: Dont resist! All Hosts: Just watch its gonna be funny and hot!
Collonello: Hi, kora...
Lisa: love potion chocolates...will this make our ratings go up?
Kyon: I don't think so...let's just back away from him when he snapped...
Lisa: Good idea...
Risa: Umm, Verde would you m-*pause*
Verde: Done...*hands her the love potion chocolates*
Risa: That was fast...
Lisa: Sorry Tsuna, but you have to eat it...
Tsuna: *gulp*
Lisa: I want to still be a virgin...
Kyon: Feed him...I got a plan...
Lisa: *sigh*...come here Tsuna...*grabs Tsuna and feeds him the chocolates*
Kyon: Everyone who doesn't want get rape...back off...
Everyone except Mukuro: *backs off*
Kyon: You really want to get rape, huh?
Mukuro: Kufufufufu
Lisa finished feeding Tsuna the chocolates and ran over to Kyon...
Giotto: My poor grandchild...
Lisa: There...there...
Tsuna: *looks just like a sex kitten and caught sight of Mukuro*
Mukuro: Kufufufu...come here Tsunayoshi
Kyon: Hibari...come here a sec...
Hibari: *walks out from back stage* what...herbivore...
Tsuna: *changes his target and went straight at Hibari*
Lisa: YOUR PLAN WAS THIS!
Kyon: What's wrong with 1827?
Lisa: Mamma Mia...
Mukuro: How dare you skylark...for catching my prey...
Hibari: He's not your prey...pineapple...*still being hugged by sex kitten Tsuna*
Lisa: 182769?
Kyon: This wasn't in the plan...
Risa: Umm, everyone...pleas-*got pulled by Dino outside*
Dino: *kissed Risa*
Risa: *blushing*
The crowd was too busy looking at how Hibari and Mukuro mark Tsuna as theirs (wanna know, I think you already know...)
Lisa: Let's just get on with the show...hey where's Risa?
Kyon: Where's Dino?
Romario: Those two went out to get some fresh air…. (Liar.)
Lisa: Oh...so the dare...
Kyon: Oh well, we have to skip it...sorry...next is .Acexxx
YOU. ARE. PLAIN. AWESOME! After doing my assignment on science, I was pretty irritated cause the damn assignment was about how to boil water using a Bunsen Burner! IT TOOK THREE FREAKING HOURS TO FINISH! With all those methods and diagrams my head is spinning... But reading this made my day a WHOLE LOT BETTER ^_^ Anyways... enough with me bitching like Squalo... Questions Byakuran: OMG! I'm so sorry for being soooo irritating but here's a box of marshmallows to make up for it *pulls a box of marshmallows out of a hat and hands it over to Byakuran* Can I pwease join the Millefiori since that drunk asshole over there *points at Xanxus* wouldn't let me join the Varia. I'll give you a lifetime of marshmallows... Dares Fran: awwww, I'm sorry for leaving you alone but Eiji is just way to lovable *hugs Eiji* You can have my good for nothing sister if you want since Bel doesn't want her... Anyway, I still think your cute soooo, I dare you you to do whatever you want to Bel. I don't care wheter you want to torture him of inflict pain, you can do whatever you want ^_^ Of course, Bel can't fight back or anything... Xanxus: I'm sorry for shooting you again and again but calling me a bitch is an unforgivable crime and I'm still not finish inflicting my wrath on you soooo, I dare you to be my personal slave for, say a week? Oh, all the horrible things I can make you do *evil laugh* Lisa: I love you. Your way too awesome. Soooo, I dare you to torture your most hated KHR characters. Oh, and did I say your awesome?
Lisa: Ah...the science assignment...always the worse...
Kyon: I know...you know what's worse...
Lisa/Kyon: Math's exams...Damn...
Reborn: Can we get on with the show?
Lisa: Sorry...Kyon go get Byakuran...again...
Kyon: *went and got Byakuran*
Lisa: *Turns to the Vongolas* If I see you guys trying to kill him...you're dead meat...
Vongolas: *sweat dropped*
Lisa: Hi again Byakuran...*gives marshmallow to Byakuran*
Byakuran: *takes marshmallow* Thanks Lisa-chan
Lisa: Don't thank me, thank .Acexxx... and can you let her join the Millefiori?
Byakuran: Well of course...any of Lisa-chan friends can join...
Lisa: *smile* Thank you Byakuran...*suddenly kissed on the cheek*
Byakuran: Call her over to an interview with us...Bye Lisa-chan...*runs out the building*
Kyon: Oh...*smirks*
Lisa: *blushing* It's not like that...Next are the dares Fran go torture Bel...
Fran: Hmmm, go jump in the hole of despair...Bel-senpai...
Bel: No way the prin-*kicked into the hole of despair*
Lisa: Nice job Fran...
Fran: Whatever...
Lisa: Okay...Xanxus is going to be her slave for one week...*pushes out Xanxus who is on a wheelchair*
Kyon: *Got .Acexxx *
Lisa: There you go, and remember to bring him back on the next chapter...don't worry you can torture him till he dies...
.Acexxx: Thanks...*smirk evilly* Come on Xanxus...
Xanxus: MMmph...*mouth was bandaged*(HELP ME YOU TRASH)
Kyon: Like we'll help him...Hn...
Lisa: I can torture my most hated character? *evil smirk*
Kyon: Yeah...so...*saw Dino and Risa coming in* There you guys are...
Dino: Sorry...we forgot to come back in time...*nervous smile*
Risa: *blushing while buttoning up her top collar*
Lisa: Hey guys... Dino would you mind borrowing me your whip?
Dino: O-kay...but why?
Lisa: *takes whip* Thanks...*turns to Squalo* HEY SHARKY...TIIME TO DIE!
Squalo: VOIIII! CRAP...
Kyon: What's wrong Risa?
Risa: Nothing...*looking at smiling Dino*...nothing at all...
Kyon: *starches her head* Oh well…I think that's done…and thanks for calling Lisa awesome! ^-^
Risa: *took out another review* okay this one is from ExtReme-Rain17
I have to say i like it but there's one tinsy-winsty problem lisa-chan
I CAN'T ACCEPT IT ! RYOHEI HAS BOYFRIEND, AND I CAN'T ACCEPT YAMAMOTO AND GOKUDERA DATING, all thought i do enjoy it a bit BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN Sorry about it *bows* anyway i have some question and dares for lisa and kyon Questions: Ryohei: how come you always call tsunaz sawada. was it if your alone you call him tsuna Yamamoto: Do You have a secret relationship aside from gokudera is it with Ryohei or Hibari? (If u don't answer I'll assimilate you) Tsuna: Do you have a serious aura I sense it when your in the future. (If you don't answer ill use my hissatsu shoot ODIN SWORD) Dares: I dare ryohei to kiss yamamoto whether they like it or not. I dare ryohei to say his secret relationship (if its hana I'll KILL YOU ) I dare Gokudera,yamamoto and ryohei to do a hissatsu combination shot Chaos Break .com/watch?v=mWQCl4mw3dI Fire Blizzard and .com/watch?v=F1bq5bPwKfY&feature=related Crossfire .com/watch?v=QQw9s_Gv7fI&feature=related Plzz answer them *Miley's Puppy dog eyes*
Lisa:*watching on YouTube* Do you guys know how to play football?
Gokudera/Yamamoto/Ryohei: No/Ahaha, not really/ EXTREME!
Lisa: *face palmed*
Kyon: Okay Ryohei…why do you call Tsuna…Sawada?
Ryohei: BACAUSE HE IS EXTREME!
Lisa: *sigh* Are you still like that in the future?
TYL Ryohei: A little…but not that much…sorry…
Lisa: Its okay! I understand.
Risa: Yamamoto, do you have a secret relationship with Ryohei or Hibari?
Yamamoto: Umm, Hibari?
Lisa/Kyon/Risa: WHAT!
Hibari: *deadpan*
Yamamoto: I usually fight with him secretly….does that counts as a secret relationship?
Lisa: That…is secretive….
Kyon: And…is a fighting relationship….
Risa: I'm confused…
Gokudera; Just get on with the next question…
Lisa: Tsuna, do you have a serious aura?
Tsuna: *went back to normal* I think so….mostly in HDWM I guess….. (HDWM=Hyper Dying Will Mode)
Lisa: You okay? Hibari and Mukuro didn't overdo, did they?
Tsuna: *seem depressed*
Kyon: Poor Tsuna…next is the dares...Ryohei kiss Yamamoto…
Gokudera: Why you-*restrained by Lisa*
Lisa: Clam down…it's just for 1 minute…
Ryohei: WHAT WE SUPPOSED TO DO TO THE EXTREME?
Yamamoto: Umm….
Risa: Sorry that you have to see this guys…
TYL Ryohei: It's okay…
TYL Yamamoto: Thanks for worrying anyway *ruffles Risa's hair*
Kyon: Sorry boys *pushes Yamamoto to Ryohei so that they kiss*
Lisa: *still restraining Gokudera* I think they're done next please….
Kyon: Admit your secret relationship Ryohei…
Ryohei: *still confuse* Do I have a secret relationship?
Lisa: *faints because of Ryohei stupidities*
Kyon: Can we skip this…I think I'm next in line to faint….
TYL Ryohei: If it counts as a fighting relationship, he has one….but no romance type sorry….
Risa: Thanks TYL Ryohei…who is it?
TYL Ryohei: Hibari…
Kyon: Hibari seems to always involve in fighting situations….
TYL Hibari/Hibari: *death glare at Kyon*
Kyon: *gulp* NEXT!
Risa: Gokudera, Yamamoto and Ryohei have to do a hissatsu combination….*lets them see the example*
Gokudera/Yamamoto/Ryohei: *sweat dropped*
Lisa: *woke up* Ouch…my head…
Fon: You okay…*helps her up*
Lisa: Yeah….Xie Xie Fon…
Fon: Bu Yong Ke Qi….
Lisa: Do it at the back of the studio…we have a football court there…GO NOW!
The trio: *runs outside*
Kyon: I'll go tape it and bring it back….*follows them*
Lisa: I'm losing it….
Risa: its okay, just rest…
After 1 hour, they came back….
Kyon: These guys are hopeless…
Lisa: Let me see…
Chaos Break (Gokudera, Yamamoto, Ryohei)
Gokudera: *blows up the ball to mid air*
Ryohei/Yamamoto/Gokudera: Chao Break…TO THE EXTREME….. (guess who said it)
The ball shoots towards the goal but turned to dust 1cm from the goal….
Lisa: YOU GUYS ARE ID-*restrained by Risa*
Kyon: They are fighters not footballers…
Fire Blizzard (Yamamoto, Gokudera)
Gokudera/ Yamamoto: kicks the ball * Storm and Rain flames on the ball makes it look like fire and blizzard*
Same results like the first one…
Risa: Creative but….*restraining Lisa*
Gokudera: WHY DON'T YOU TRY IT WOMAN!
Lisa: DAMN IT…LET ME GO RISA!
Crossfire (Ryohei and Yamamoto)
Ryohei/Yamamoto: *rushes at each other with their flame imitating self * CROSSFIRE….TO THE EXTREME…. (SHUT UP!)
The result was a little better...the ball was 1.5cm from the goal before turning to dust...
Lisa: *depressed* No way am I ever going to ask them to do this type of moves again….
Everyone: *sweat dropped*
Kyon: I suppose that does it…see you guys next time!
Risa: Bye!
Lisa: Part 2 down…
Kyon: Part 3 coming up…
Risa: They tried their best at acting the moves in Inazuma Eleven….
Lisa: Sorry ExtReme-Rain17 if we ruin the questions and dare for you…
Risa/Kyon: Gomenasai ExtReme-Rain17….
Lisa: Just to tell you guys…this chapter's question and dares are short one…but the next chapter will contain the longer question and dares…(Hint: kutiekat671 yours is coming next!)
Kyon: It's going to be a long chapter…
Risa: Cheer up…and guess what? we were able to invite the Shimons!
Lisa: Yup! So please send in your reviews to the Shimons….we'll be waiting for your reviews!
Lisa/Kyon/Risa: Ciao Ciao~~