Jill Gabriel
Night…or maybe day…something
Subject: So fucking boned I can't even describe
YOU WON'T GUESS WHAT HAPPENED. THIS DOES NEED ME TO USE CAPITALS TO DESCRIBE, BECAUSE IT
FUCKING
SUCKS.
SO THIS ENTIRE PAGE OR SO IS GOING TO BE IN FUCKING CAPS. DON'T LIKE IT?
FUCK
YOU.
RIGHT NOW I'M IN A COP VAN. THE JOKER IS RIGHT NEXT TO ME. HELEN IS ON MY LEFT. AYUP, I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TWO OF THEM. I TRIED TO TELL THE COPS THAT ME AND HER WERE KIDNAPPED.
THEY DON'T
BELIEVE
ME.
CANYOUBELIEVETHAT? THEY DO NOT BELIEVE ME.
JOKER QUIT READING OVER MY SHOULDER. YES, I KNOW YOU'RE READING OVER MY SHOULDER. KNOCK THAT SHIT OFF. NO, I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE READING AND IT'S RUDE FOR ME TO TELL YOU TO STOP.
…
THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME BORROW YOUR PEN TO WRITE WITH. THAT WAS VERY NICE OF YOU.
WE'RE HANDCUFFED AND RIDING TO…
DUN DUN DUN!!!
ARKHAM. YUP, WE'RE GOING TO FUCKING ARKHAM. ME. AND HELEN. AND THE JOKER. ALL TO ARKHAM. A TOODLE DE DOO DE DOO!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YES IT DID NEED THAT MANY EXCLAMATION POINTS, JOKER. IT'S FOR DRAMATIC EFFECT. QUITE READING MY DIARY.
NO, I DON'T CARE THAT I MISSPELLED 'QUIT'. I'M LEAVING IT, BECAUSE THIS IS A PEN.
THIS SUCKS SO HARD. I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF. MAYBE. NO, WAIT, NO. I CAN'T LET HIM WIN.
HELEN, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP I'M GOING TO SLAP YOU SO HARD
I NEED TO HIDE THIS DIARY AGAIN. THE COPS ARE PISSED THAT I JUST HIT HELEN, AND THEY'RE PULLING OVER.
FUCK