Heyyyy guys! HAPPY NEW YEAR *Confetti*
Lmfao hehe
so school sucks nothing new happened
I just found out that on valentines day my school will be closed MWAHHAHAHAHA
im such a loser lol
okay I'll you gorgeous people read the story now...
For the past month, things have been going pretty smooth. Jack and Kim are finally on good terms, Jerry and Grace are a bit closer and everything is ever so peaceful right? Right?!
"JACK I AM GOING TO KILL YOUR ASS!" Kim screamed as she hurried to get out of her dorm room. Jack had came over last night and when she accidently fell asleep early, he re-set her alarm so now, she was going to be late to class all thanks to him. Having one pair of shoe on and her old nerdy glasses on she tried to make her way to class which was on the other side of the campus. Knowing she was going to be late Kim gave up and sat on the curb and pulled on her other shoe and fixed her hair. She sighed loudly and let a string of threats and curses directed to Jack.
BEEP BEEP
"I hope you had a nice sleep. Now get in blondie." A familiar voice called out. Kim scowled at the owner of the voice but nonetheless got in the passenger seat. "What?! I thought you could use some extra sleep."
"Wipe that smirk off your face pretty boy." Kim grumbled as she crossed her arms.
"Take a joke. I was going to pick you up anyway." Jack smiled which earned a bunch of slaps from Kim. "Hey watch it or I'm going to crash this car!"
Finally Kim getting all the anger out of system fell back to her seat and steadied her breathing. "You better have got me something to eat."
"Oh, but I did. Here you go princess." Jack said as he handed Kim a Starbucks bag.
"You are forgiven Jackson!" Kim exclaimed as she dug through the bag and found a mocha frappe. "You know me so well."
"What can I say? I know how to charm a girl, even if she's you." Jack teased.
"Hmm, I bet that inflates you already huge ego more huh?" Kim commented
"Duh."
"Okay, you have a shoot for American Eagle at around four thirty and you have dinner with you mother with some business client or something like that. And I quote 'Bring a date, but make sure she's not too slutty she has to be perfect. Like Kim, Kim's a good choice.' And the dinner's at seven." Kim listed off.
"Dinner? Date? And you?" Jack asked as he cocked his eyebrow up.
"Don't ask, I'm just here to inform you." Kim sighed.
They were currently at Jack's place chillin'. It was around two so they had time to kill.
"Well if you're going to be my date, let's go find you an outfit." Jack sighed.
Kim did a double take. "Excuse me?!"
"Me you date with mother." Jack smirked. He was liking this alot.
"No." She replied.
"C'mon. Yes you are. Let's go." Jack smoothly talked. His voice was so smooth and rich and it just pulled Kim in. He could have persuaded her to do anything and she would've. His voice was husky and alluring. Blushing deeply she blankly nodded and missed the smirk Jack gave her as he placed his hand on Kim's back and led her out to his car.
He had this kind of effect on her huh? Jack smirk grew bigger, he was totally going to take a full advantage of this.
"I like this one." Kim commented as she held a pink ruffled dress. Jack made a face and shook his head. "God, Jack.. you shop like a girl!"
"I want you to look good princess" Jack snapped back.
"Okay okay" Kim surrendered. They continued look around the store until a store helper came over, she looked in her about 40s.
"I couldn't help but notice you two needed help finding a dress. I think this lovely strapless white sequined high-low dress will fit her perfectly." She said as she handed them the dress
"It's beautiful! Thank you!" Kim gasped.
"You're welcome. It will look great on your girlfriend. You chose a great girl young man! You two look lovely together." The saleswoman cooed. Kim was about to correct her but Jack beat her to it.
"Don't we? Thank you for you help Iris!" Jack said as he pulled Kim in by the waist. Iris laughed and left the two alone. Kim swatted his arm but Jack didn't let go and guided the both of them to the check-out.
"Really? You just had to say that didn't you?" Kim annoyedly stated
"If people are going to compliment us being cute together I can't be rude and deny the fact." Jack shrugged but grinned.
"That'll be a hundred and five dollars." The cashier said. Kim was taking her wallet out but Jack beat her to it and handed the cashier the money needed, grabbed the bag and guided Kim out the door.
"You didn't have to do that!" Kim exclaimed. "Here take it."
"I'm not taking your money." Jack stated
"Jack..."
"Kim.." Jack mocked
"Why?"
"I just wanted too."
"Thank you."
"You're welcome blondie."
"Now kiss." instructed the photographer. Jack leaned in and gave the brunette model a kiss and then the two broke apart. The brunette model gave a fit of girly giggles after the kiss.
"Hehehe" Kim mocked bitterly. She didn't know why that annoyed her. She felt her stomach drop when she saw Jack kiss the ditzy model. She didn't like the feeling she got when Jack was with other models. Kim didn't know why she felt like this now, she didn't feel like this last month, hell she could care less. But now, now it was different. The pit of her stomach was erupting in flames, oh how much she would pay to bitch slap that slut in the face. Nonetheless, she kept it to herself and headed towards Jack's changing room to wait for him. If she waited any longer and watched the two "pose" some more she was going to puke.
Why was she over thinking this anyway? Jack would probably like a girl like that. The model was pretty overall. Did she really think that Jack would like someone like herself? No, Jack was an international model that could get anyone he wanted, so why would he want a plain ordinary ugly girl like her? Who wants Kim Crawford? No one that's who. No one wanted Kim Crawford, it was a given. Sighing sadly Kim opened the door to the dressing room and sat on the couch. It was a pretty big changing room. Feeling bored already, Kim cleared a part of the room so there was a section where she could dance. Plugging in her IPod to the stereo she picked Eighteen Cool by Hoodie Allen.
Da da dadadada
Da da dadadada
Da da dadadada
We All-American
She let the beat take over her body as the intro played.
Yeah I said party over here
Call up everybody we know
This is for the women who be feeding off my ego
Tell 'em that I made it
'Cause I listen to my haters
Took what they said and negated
Yeah I played it like I'm Tebow
Pour me out another one
Take a shot and reload
Girls be waiting for me
Got them lining up like free throws
Everywhere that we go
They say I'm their favorite but
I see that you been faking
Baby I know how to make it in America
Doing what we love and we passionate
Your girl is cashing it
Kourtney Kardashian
You pulled up with some honey bees
And I pulled out with half of them
'Cause I ain't going home
If I ain't going with the baddest chick
Dancing to her usual style of hip-hop and pop-in-locking she prepared for her acrobatic dances, like flips and stuff like that for the chorus, which was her favorite part of the song.
Thumbs up to my friends drinking whiskey.
Peace out to the girls that'll miss me.
Middle finger to the dudes back in high school.
'Cause you peaked at eighteen, cool
Ohhh
Ohhh
'Cause you peaked at eighteen, cool
Ohhh
Ohhh
You make me look so good.
She smiled and continued dancing to the beat of the song feeling as the world has disappeared putting her all into the dance.
Yeah nights be getting kinda cold
And lonely on the interstate
You be pushing 65 and I'll be pushing 68
Just to stay ahead of you
And prove that we the best, right?
Life is just a highway
But homie there's no test drive
Grab your girl and let's ride
Take you where I'm supposed to be
'Cause I'll be back to earth some day
And you'll be bagging groceries
And trying to sell insurance
But this right here's a sure thing
You wake up and nothing on your plate
Oh you poor thing
'Cause I did what I want
And I made my dreams reality
These bitches be caking off what I'm making like Sara Lee
Looking through my yearbook
Said I would succeed quick
Throwing out my salary
'Cause I don't ever need shit
"Thumbs up to my friends drinking whiskey. Peace out to the girls that'll miss me. Middle finger to the dudes back in high school. 'Cause you peaked at eighteen, cool. Ohhh 'Cause you peaked at eighteen, cool. Ohhh You make me look so good. Four years gone by, look back and you outta your prime. But the cool kids never gonna miss me, it's all history, it's all history. Four years denied, fuck that let's party tonight. But the cool kids never gonna miss me. Mi-mi-miss me miss me" Kim sang out loud with the music as she swayed her hips to the slow beat of the song. She shook what her mama gave her, as the song began to pick up to it's usually rhythm.
Someone cleared their throat. Loudly and annoyedly. Kim, pausing in mid-jam turned around to face one annoyed face and one highly amused one. Clearly embarrassed, Kim blushed a deep tone of red, if her face wasn't red enough from dancing. She hurried to unplug her IPod from the stereo and just stood there awkwardly. Inwardly she cursed herself out for not noticing them standing there.
The one with the annoyed facial expression spoke up. "Who are you? And what the fuck are you doing in Jack's dressing room?"
God. Holy motherfucking god. Her voice. Gurl, her voice had to be one of the nasalest, high pitched, fakest voice Kim had ever heard. She had to resist the urge to laugh. Her voice matched her appearance and personality perfectly.
"I'm Jack's personal assistant. And I'm allowed to be in here because it's a free country..." Kim replied to her.
"Ugh, Jackie! Get her out of here so I can show you a good time baby." The model whined. This time- this time Kim could not hold back her laughter. God had to be amusing her right now. This was probably the funniest thing she had ever heard in her whole life. The model and Jack gave her a weird look.
"Oh god, I can't even" Kim laughed clutching her stomach. "It hurts! Were you born with that voice? It's so... it's so unique."
Feeling offended, the model snapped. "Listen here you eyesore, get out of here so I can have some time with Jack. I don't need a bitch like you hanging around him. You probably think you have a chance with him right? That's why you got this job right? Huh, such a loser to think you actually had a chance him? What a joke. That's what you are."
Jack and Kim both looked at her with wide eyes. Kim scowled at her. Oh hell no. Yes those words stung her, but first; own this bitch then go drown yourself in self-pity.
"A joke? You're the real joke here, so listen up you plastic barbie doll. You don't know me, hell you won't even get to know me. But you do not have the right to judge me like that. You don't even know half of my struggle and story. So listen here fake boob princess, I hope you have a nice life in hell, and I hope to never see you again. And I know I have don't have a chance with Jack. We're both part of different worlds, and I know that, but I hope you get this through your thick no-brain skull. I. Do. Not. Like. Jack. Ciao bitch." Kim sneered at her before grabbing her bag and storming out of the room. She was being a hypocrite for judging her like that, but the model wouldn't know. She left the model mouth hung opened gaping at her. Serves her right. The model let out a high pitched frustrated scream stormed to her own changing room totally forgetting about Jack.
Jack shook his head and pushed his way in his dressing room and started to change. At least that model forgot about him. He could not shake her off! She was like a lost puppy following her owner. Changing as fast as he could he headed off to find Kim.
"You know.. you're a pretty good disser. I did not know you have that fire inside of you." Jack commented as he sat on the curb near his car wear Kim was.
"I don't... I'm drowning myself in self-pity right now, letting her words register in my head. Plus I was being a total hypocrite." Kim sighed as she continued staring off in the distance.
"Don't let her words get to you"
"You can tell a girl that, but she won't listen. She'll try to brush it off and think that the bitch was wrong but she can't help but question the words the bitch had said. Girls over think, it's a fact and it fucking sucks. So the next time you tell a girl that and she says ok.. she's lying."
"Well.. nice to know. But really she's wrong. You're not a joke."
"But what if I am?"
"You aren't. You aren't an eyesore either."
"But I am."
"You aren't. You're an eyegasm." (A/N Definition of Eyegasm: When one sees something, someone (especially an attractive person) at which they are overwhelmed with beauty that is extremely intense.)
Kim looked at Jack and let out a laugh. All her seriousness and self-pity left her for a moment.
"An eyegasm? I thought that even if I was the last girl on Earth, you wouldn't even fuck me!" Kim joked
"Hey! I thought we said we were going to start over again! I take everything back." Jack exclaimed
"So, you'd considered fucking me then?"
"Yes, Kim. I will take you here and now up against the wall Goddamnit Kim you turn me on so much. Jack joked as he lunged towards Kim and picked her up and threw her over his shoulder.
"Jack!" Kim laughed as she pounded his back.
"You know, you really know how to shake your ass." Jack smirked as he smacked her ass and headed towards his car.
"Hey watch where that hand of yours goes!" Kim snapped, yet once again Jack slapped her ass again.
"You're a pretty good dancer you know? Self taught?" Jack asked as he place Kim down in the passenger seat. She slapped Jack's chest before he closed the door.
"Thank you, and yes I am." Kim answered
"You got some skill, I gotta admit that."
"I'm flattered."
"So where next princess?"
"You got some time to kill before you go dinner with your mom."
"You mean we. We have some time to kill before we go to dinner with my mom. Did you forget about the date?" Jack grinned.
"No. I was just hoping you'd forget." Kim countered back with a smirk of her own.
"Don't worry, you'll have fun. I guarantee it. 100% Jack Brewer satisfaction or I will slave to you for a day."
"You're on, for that slave day bet." Kim exclaimed. "No backsies!"
"What are we? Third graders?" Jack asked
"Really though."
"Fine deal."
"Be prepared to be my slave pretty boy!"
"No I don't think so. I'll show you how much of a prince charming I can be to you, princess." Jack smirked.
To be continued...
HAijafoijakiofjf I have midterms soon and I'm fucking freaking out!
Like it's not even funny :(
Wahhh I need to continue writing because I'm slacking sorry!
Anywho My history class I have which is an honors class gave me an essay which is due in a week (Tuesday) then a group project about a lesson on Nationalism, and then on top of that work the study guide that the teacher gave me has fucking 80 terms and 16 essay question. All these assignments are due within the month January. Whoo what a great way to start the new year Like t(-.-t) forreal
Question of the story! LMFAO
I saw that all of y'all live all around the world, mostly in Europe and in the U.S/Canada. Like wowowow you guys are so cool! :O
OmG I swear I didn't stalk you guys! *pinky promises* I have two questions for y'all
1. What's your favorite subject in school?
2. What's your favorite food in the world? (Just name the top ones you can think of)
My favorite subject is lunch, gym, and surprisingly English. My english class is really easy and my teacher is absolutely wonderful. Gym- I don't understand why people hate gym in High school, no offense to any of you. I mean I'm athletic but not that athletic, like I'm not on any school teams but in gym when I'm doing the units in Gym, I give it my all and considered athletic since I excel and do very well. But I have swimming next and I'm not looking forward to that. ew swim suits. And umm Lunch who doesn't like lunch? Lol
Food I like a lot of food but I'll list some of them because food is food and food = Life. I like anything fried except like exotic things like bugs and cricket those gross stuff (again no offense to people that eat bugs...) ... fried chicken, french fries, omg I LOVE ALMOST EVERY CUISINE. I like pasta, chocolate, skittles, seaweed, shrimp chips, and fried peapods. (I like asian snacks because one I'm asain, two they taste real good.) I also like SUSHI. Okay that's all I can think of.
Yupppp okay see you lovely people later!
HAPPY YEAR OF 2014 WE MADE IT!
Next Update:
Feb 2, 2014
BYE YOU LOVELY PEOPLE
My laptop is dying and I don't feel like getting up so I'm going to end this here. REMEMBER TO ALWAYS
REVIEW/FAVORITE/FOLLOW/SHARE