Disclaimer: I own nothing cause I am broke :(

Pairings: Percabeth, Jasper, Caleo, Solangelo, Frazel, Clarisse x Chris, Sally x Paul…. Like I said… Basically EVERYTHING canon…

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Percy carefully adjusted his arms so he could hold the baby he was just handed better. He glared at the couple in front of him but the effect was ruined by the cute infant crying in his arms.

"Why didn't you tell me you were in town?" Percy demanded at Hazel and Frank as they invited themselves in. "I had to hear it from Nico!"

Frank and Hazel sat down in the spot Percy and Nico had vacated.

"Sorry, I would have thought Leo told you. He tells everyone everything." Frank said.

"Leo? He's-,"

"Right here," Leo said as he entered the house with Calypso and a little girl.

Percy was frowning and scowling and making all sorts of grumpy expressions.

"Why doesn't anyone tell me anything!" He glared at Leo, again the effect was ruined by the baby in his arms.

"Sorry, we forgot. But, hey. Congrats on proposing. I knew you had the balls to do it." Leo grinned.

Calypso scowled at Percy and gave him a dark look. "You couldn't have waited a couple more months, could you."

Percy pouted, how come she looked scary while she held a baby but Percy just looked ridiculous?

Piper looked at them surprised, "Why are you here?"

Leo chuckled, "Well Frank and I work together. If all goes well we open a branch here and can stay close to you."

"No, I mean here. Now?"

Leo sat down next to her and grinned. "We were at the zoo. I thought Nico told you."

"Nico just said Hazel and the boys were at the zoo." Percy said sitting back down. "He said you and Frank were staying with him."

"He has a huge house. He's letting us stay there too." Calypso said.

"Nico's rich?" Sadie asked, intrigued.

"I'm kind of jealous of this little guy. Both his parents make good money." Percy said cooing at the little boy in his arms. He looked up, "Which one is he?"

"That one's Alex. Frank has Caden." Hazel said.

"Damn, did they have to be identical? I feel bad whenever I can't tell them apart." Percy pouted.

Alex let out a nice loud fart on Percy's lap and suddenly all Percy could smell was poop.

"Hazel! He smells bad!"

Clarisse stood and took the baby into her arms. Her own daughter was playing on the floor with Leo and Calypso's daughter.

"I'd have you change him but that's not fair to him." Clarisse took the sobbing little boy out of Percy's arms and disappeared into the bedroom.

Percy pouted at Frank until the Chinese man rolled his eyes and gave him Caden. Percy grinned and happily began bouncing the little boy. Caden made a face before spitting up all over Percy's shirt.

Hazel chuckled and took the baby away from Percy. "They really don't like you, do they?" she asked, amused.

Percy just pouted and glared at the baby as if betrayed. Caden just cuddled contently into Hazel's arms, not caring that he was breaking Percy's heart.

"Where's Nico anyways?" Hazel asked.

"Don't worry. He and Jason just stepped out for a bit." Piper said.

"Where's Annabeth?" Calypso asked.

"Shopping. I was going to make her a surprise photo montage but it's not working." Percy said.

"We are doing it. Don't worry Percy, she'll love it."

Hilary cleared her throat and the demigods were reminded that the college friends were still there.

Percy blushed, "Sorry. Guys, this is my cousin and Nico's sister, Hazel. Next to her is her boyfriend Frank. This is Leo and his wife Calypso and their daughter Amber. Guys, these are some of my college friends. Sadie, Hilary, Cory and Damian."

Leo grinned at them, "Hey!"

"Hi," Cory said. They all looked up as Jason and Nico returned a couple minutes later.

"Hey, we should go out tonight for dinner since we're all in town together." Percy said suddenly.

Jason grinned and wrapped an arm around Piper. "We're in." Piper said as she leaned into her boyfriend's arms. She giggled as Jason kissed he cheek and forced his way onto her seat so that he could sit comfortably with his girlfriend on his lap.

Nico sat next to Hazel and took Caden, who had started crying and reaching for Nico the second he saw him, into his arms. The baby giggled and grinned at his daddy and gripped him tightly.

Hazel gave the baby a pout, "I wasn't that bad."

Nico chuckled, "He just missed me."

Clarisse, who had returned and was sitting back near her daughter, Calypso and Amber. Alex was on his stomach reaching and grabbing at the toys Amber and Denise were playing with. He just grabbed the closest toy and put it in his mouth, sucking on the toy vigorously.

"Dinner sounds fun." Clarisse said. "Chris and I could definitely use an night out. Although Denise will have to come with us."

"Amber will be there so they can play together." Calypso said, smiling at the three babies on the floor next to her. Leo cheered and grinned.

"I'm in too." Hilary said excitedly. Damian, Sadie and Cory nodded in agreement.

Percy turned to Hazel and Frank, "How about you guys?"

"Definitely." Frank grinned as he wrapped an arm around Hazel and kissed her cheek. "We haven't had a night out in forever."

"Nico?" Percy asked.

"Can't. We're taking the boys to visit their grandparents. It's my mother-in-law's 50th birthday. Unless you want to switch and visit my mother-in-law in my place. A four hour road trip with two infants who can sleep anywhere but in the car and then an uninterrupted twelve hours with the devil herself before we go to hell and meet the devil himself. Dad wants us to stay a whole day. He says, and I quote, 'bonding with children is very important at this young age.' Then we return to the in-laws where my sister-in-laws, all five of them and my brother-in-laws, all three of them, will be there. Then we party and then in the morning we have another four hour road trip back here." Nico huffed and held Caden closer to him, a scowl on his face.

Percy frowned, "You didn't tell me you were leaving for three days."

Nico shrugged, "I told Annabeth, Hazel, Frank, Leo and Calypso. They're supposed to be feeding the dog and the cat while we're gone."

"And we will. Don't worry." Leo said, not reassuring Nico one bit.

Nico rolled his eyes.

Percy just pouted at the fact no one told him anything. He went to Sally and began sulking. Sally just rolled her eyes.

"I can't believe Annabeth is willingly marrying you." Piper said.

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