Lulu's P.o.V

"How am I supposed to dress in those fancy schamcy outfits that itch like crazy?" Lulu thought to herself, "Why'm I even here?" Oh, that's right, Mads wants revenge on Garrison. You know she hasn't suggested anything on revenge, even if I'm The Queen of Revenge and Pranks, I still need inspiration, like putting Vaseline on the toilet seats (All grown Up), filling the school drums with pudding (not that Fat Richard minded, in fact he ate the drums before the drummers got to play, leaving him at the scene of embarrassment), or filling those Pretty Little Bitches' purses with melted turtle chocolate in their fake Chanel purses(they were so heart-stricken with grief! :D) Aww.. My life is amazing. Why's Mad so obsessed over revenge (she's crazier than I thought.)

"Lucy your sister's here!" the detention warden called

"She's NOT my sister, and MY NAME ISN'T LUCY!" I HATE Lucy it's what you name a goody-two shoes daughter. I lifted my (possibly dead) body off the soft desk. I should come here more often, if I play hooky or need a nap.

When I get to her she drags me to her Mercedes and drives. I'm confused is she angry because of me so she's going to drive off a cliff? But to my surprise we're at the mall, is this some punishment that the British do? If that's the case I'll get detention every day.

"We're going shopping. The limit's $9,000 per dress. The dresses are for the fancy cocktail parties."

"Yay! I'm choosing my dresses!" I yell running to the mall.

Maddie's P.o.V

I roll my eyes as she runs into the mall. She just loves to shop. I walk into the mall and into Deb, a store with the combinations of hookers, Ke$ha, and girly dresses you find at J.C Penny. There I find Lulu ransacking.

"Lulu, try them on before you buy!" Geez and I thought London Tipton was a shopaholic!

"Lulu, here's a nice dress for you." I said pointing to a strapless silver-blue dress (look at or Google images). I smiled as she tore it off the rack

"Mads, try this on!" she said waving a strapless red dress scrunched at the bottom, and a silk black ribbon around the waist. Simple and elegant. And like Vampira, too so watch out, I'm out for blood-especially if I see Garrison.

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So, at the end of shopping I got the red dress, a light pink one version, a short white dress with dark black lace, and a fluffy white and silver dress. I'm generous when I shop- Lulu on the other hand, she has 14 dresses that she bought. Don't you think it's too much?

Lulu's P.o.V

When we back into the car, I had to ask a question,

"Why do you what revenge on him? This has never happened before, so why him?"

She stopped so suddenly, I thought I was going to fling out the window! She raised the volume, and asked me a question that shocked me a bit-

"Can, I trust you with a secret?"

"Of Course?" I ask confused

She teared up once she said, "I was pregnant with his child,"