Dear Mass Effect
Dear Mako Insurance Company,
Hey, it's me again.
Yeah, she drove again.
Mhm, gonna need another claim sheet.
Sincerely, now on a first name basis with Ted the Insurance guy
Dear Alliance,
Yeah, thanks for the great armor.
I really appreciate all the stupid
fangirls fangirling over my butt.
Sincerely, Alenko
Dear Dictionary,
Hah!
The laugh's on you!
Illusive is so a word!
Sincerely, TIM
Dear Fornax,
If you send another request for photos,
I'm going to hunt you down.
Leave the turian alone.
Sincerely, Shepard
Dear Politicians,
Do not make me release
my biotic god on you!
Sincerely, thinks things and they happen...
Dear Shepard,
You're becoming more trouble
than your worth.
Sincerely, Udina, TIM, anyone else you happened to depend on
Dear Jack,
Seven-thousand eight-hundred and ninety-nine,
Seven-thousand nine-hundred,
Seven thousand and-DON'T MOVE...
Great, now I lost count.
One, two, three...
Sincerely, how many licks does it take, again?
A/N:
Sorry about last chapter. I seemed a bit snappy, and I shouldn't have. You're my readers, and I should really be passing the love on. It's just a wee bit insulting, I think. Have a little more faith?
Forgive me and you get another chapter...
There's to all the ones who asked for something specific~