Chapter 10: Seller Doorz
AN: Sorrie i didnt updat in a wile! i aktally fortgot abot my storie for a bit nd i feel relly bad becaz i waz leevin yu guyz hanging and i no how much yu guys wnated to reed this! aneeway plz favorit and reviow my storie!
Some foggie figures began to diverge. It was….….
GANDOFF DA GRAT! We runned up to da wizerd to get inside da spase ship.
"you shall nut pass" he sed.
"y not?" Sooskin asked.
"you must first pass a sries of tryals." He replod. Trials!? Omgee this waz so dum I just wanted to kill da peepl and go back to waching Da Atoms Famly. "da ferst trial is… BEET ME IN A BASEBALL GAME! And then in a SKATBORD CONTEST!" I gasped. So did Suskoo. And Manto. And Koonkash. And Gaabra. And Metal Len. And Sakraka, but she does nut matter bcaz she is a pophead.
Gandoff de Grat raised his wizerd wand and there was a flash of lite! Soodenly we were in a baseball dimand. And we were all in ninja baseball unifroms! Except for Gandoff da Gary bcAZ HE WAz wering a baseball wizerd rob.
"PLAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!" Gandoff scroomped. We all played de bassball. Gampa threw de ball and Gandoff de Groy hit it with de bat.
"HOOM RUN!" he scramped and run all de bases. But he DINTN get a hom run. Instead it hit Skarkan in de hed and she dead. I waz up next. Sasukoot used his shragan to throw de ball at me. I hit it with de baseball bat (omgee its lik a joke. You no? bat? Lik de anmal that vmapirs tern into?) and I got 666 houmruns.
"I WIN DE GAM!" I yeld. Garndiff da Grau got reel mad that I won de game. Stotenly, de sku changed lots of colors and sprinkled like glitter and de setting changed to a skatbord pork. His robe changed to be a skatebord cloak and he magiked a goldin Lard of de Ringz skatboard. We ALL GOT SKATBORDS 2 BUT THEY WEre nenja skatboards instead of Lird of de Ringz skatboardes.
Soodinly… A WISTEL WENT OFF! AND WE WERE OFF! we rased to de finsh line and we did da cool triks (but Gindoff de Groot and Kinshusi didnt bcaz triks are 4 kids) while a gablin took skore of de poynts we got. We made it 2 da FISHEN LINE!
"KONGRAJULASHINS!" de gotblin scretmed. "YOU WIN LOONA!" I scrimped in joy. I had won de skootbard contist! I won de ferst tryal! Sudinly, de setting transfarmed into de setting it waz before.
"you past de ferst tryal. But there are still 2 more tryals in da sries of tryals that you must still past. Go forth, my anemonies. You SHALL pass." He stoot to de side and let us thru. As we walked further into de spase ship, he kelled to us: "YOU MUST NEXT GET PAST MY BROTHER….. GANDOF DA PINK!" we all gapsed. Except Stinka, becaz she soodenly died.
10 foots later, we reeched Gindaff du Pnik.
"YOU SHALL NIT PASS!... well, unless you win de tryal. Then, if you do, then you do pass." He sed. But we new de drill.
"wat is de tryal?" I oosked.
"de tryal is… A KARATEE MACH!" we all gapsed. Except for Sakenra. Bcaz she a dead poot. Gandiff de Pnik waved his magikal wand and de seenery changed 2 be de boxing ring from De Karte Kid. Grandoff da Pink did de nenja karte stanse and we batteled. It was a in tens battel. I won.
"you have done well, my yung gratshoopen. You…. SHALL PASS! You know until you get 2 da next trial. Then you cnot pass agen." I WON DE TRYAL!
"kondragonlashinz" Garba condraglated me.
"I no" I sed as we all wnet to da next tryal. It waz…..…..…..…..…..….. GRANDOFF DA BLOO!
"WHATS DE TRyal this time, you wizerd guy?" I isked.
"you must fite…. FIFTEY JILLEYON ROOBOTS!" he thunded. We gapsed agen. Fiftee jillion rotbots? No way! (AN: that's a lot of roboots! How will Lunta win? Omgee keep reeding 2 find oot!)
We were transport 2 a new lokayshin with da wave of Gandiff da Bloots wand where there was…. FIFT JILLON RONBOTS! Soodinly…. THERE WAZ ACTION! We all did de ninja jutsus 2 kill de rowbots but there waz just TOO many. I threw de ponches nd kiks nd so did evrywon els exsept for Sanka becaz she ded nd she iz alzo a pootbutt to. Nd everyon nows that pootbitts donat no how 2 fite at all. We fighted and fihted and fited for HORS AT A TIM and 46527 hours later, we wer STILL FIGHTING! More and more rowbots kept spawning and I waz geting reel tired of all da fiting! I did da tigger bore hoars snak bore snak tigger munkey rabit snaek tiger snak sneke berd hors munkey hand seel sequince to do a justu. It waz….. SOUPER STONG SUPPER AWESOM KOOL GRATE FIRBALL KRAZY ELETRIK LITNING GROWND STYLE WATER HYDRA PUMP STABBY SORD JUTSOO!
All de rovots got hit by my jutsin and fell 2 de ground.
"I DID IT I WON DE TRYAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS I WON AL DE TRIALS OH MY FOOKING GUD I WON DE TRIAKS I LOV E ITHS SO MUCH IOH MY GUSH I WIN AND I SHAL PASS NOW INH MY GID. WINIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIWN !" I SCREEEMD.
Gandoff da Bloe gave a look of da feet. (AN: why is da word "da feet"? thats so weerd. Like, wat do feet got 2 do with loosing? Espeshally if yu give a look of da feet, becaz thats yor fase not yor feet that ar giving a look. Oh well its not my word I dintn invent it so I gess I kant say anything aboot it)
We wnet 2 da control room and hit da "explode" button becaz idk what else we wood do to stop da introoders and keep them from steeling our DNA and I havent written in so long that I fortget wat I waz writting aneeway.
SEXTY SEKONDS UNTIL SELF DSTRUKT. A voice yelled out from da machine in a girl roobot voice lik in da moovies.
"we need 2 leaf da visinity!" Kabashuin yeld oot.
FORTY SIX POINT TOO SEKONTS 2 SPASESHIP EXPLOSHIN. Da voice continued. We all runned to da exit. Will it b too late? Or is 46.2 sekinds enuff to leev da ship?
LEAVE DA FOOKIN SHIP IN 23.7 SECINDS UNLESS YO WNAT TO DYE YU DAM INTROODERS. Da voice yeld.
We kept running nd running and we runned past all three gandoffs.
"hey were r you guys gooing?" Gandiff da Pink aksed wen we ran by. Soodenly he herd da voice frum da space ship.
THERTY TEN SEKONTS TO MELTDOWN.
"HOLLY SHOT!"" Garndoff screeched. He ran with us, but I pooshed him down becaz he waz evil becaz he waz with da peepl who wnated 2 steel our DMA so we cood not let him or da other gardnoffs surviv becuz then they wood try 2 stael our DAN agen.
"OW MY NEE I FELL ON IT I NEED THAT 2 WALK. HOW WILL I ECSAPE THIS PLASE NOW!? I WILL DIE AND I DNOT WANT TO PLEES HALP ME I NEED HOLP!" he sed tryin 2 got up. He waz old, wich is y he broke his nee. Also his rist broke (I make it this way so its more likly that he wont eskape). Plus his nek. Gindoff da Bloo brok his legs. And Gardnoff da Gray browk his nose and also his foot and his ear too. Now non of them can escape.
TOO SECONDZ TO GET DA HELL OOT. Sed da vouce.
Oh nnoooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" I screemed. We ran to da exists. Will we mak it in tim? I dnot think so becaz da voice sed FIV SEKONDS TO SELF DESTRUKT.
We jamped out of da spase ship just in tim and landed on da ground when da LARJEST EXPLOSHIN DA LAND OF FORE HAS EVER SEEN IN ITS ENTIRE LIVE HAPPENED FRUM DA SPACE SHIP AND IT WNET KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM PWQHIJAQORIDNGQUIQNQGQAVNVNVBNDSASPSNFVNGVF9WA[I VIENVOIASBFGV8ISMDNBFISSWNHBFHNGWOINRGVIIANdsfFREQAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMSSSSSSSSSSSSSMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAASHCCCCCCCCCCCCCLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGHOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
"wholey shit" sed Gara. Skankura broke her face wen she fell becuz she a dumm pooplehed nd she got ded becauz of it. WICH IS GOOD BECAZ NOONE LIKS THAT DUM BASS BICH.
So thats da end of da peepl who tried 2 steel our dna.
AN: waz that chepter gud or WAT!? i thot it waz vrey good. plz plz pritty plz REVEIW UP!