You Paired Me With Who!

by jennyellen

The various characters of Harry Potter write to voice their outrage over who they've been paired with on fanfiction ! Please read and review!

10. Draco Malfoy

Dear Writers of Fanfiction,

You paired me with the mudblood? I'd never risk my bloodline like that. And anyway, have you seen her hair? Her teeth? Her posture? Her skinny ankles?

Yours Angrily,

Draco Malfoy

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Thank you for reading!Please review to tell me what you thought and suggest any more wacky and wonderful pairings you've come across!

JennyEllen