I randomly peeked out of my window and saw Mrs Next Door doing pretendy limping with her umbrella and virtually wetting herself laughing.. My life is vair dull.

I know you all are acting like you think I'm nice, but really think I'm stupid for not updating so frequently and writing short chapters, but I can't help it! I'll try to make this one longer, but I have an idea for a new fanfic in my head, and I think it's quite good..

Anyways.. Thanks for reviewing everyone! Especially Mizz-Emz: I tried the breathing in and breathing out thing, and I can't do it! I want to do it!

I'm listening to Long time coming by Maria Mena. The song is disturbing and relaxing at the same time, which makes me disturbed and relaxed right now. Aren't we lucky that I've already got the first half of this chapter written out in my little notebook? Yes, I think we are. .

This is going to be superfluff, like fluff times one hundred, just because I felt like it. I know that they're moving superfast, but keep in mind that they've been holding back their "feelings" for quite some time now, soo..

Don't shoot me.

You can all read on now.

ten minutes later

snog central

I have my legs wrapped around Dave. We've been snogging for the past ten minutes and I'm beginning to feel a bit breathless..

one minute later

Someone burst into my room.

Dave broke away from me, and I looked over his shoulder.

It was Libby, smiling her 'cute' smile. She likes to think she looks cute, but she actually looks like a manic rabbit.. She said "Ooh, Gingey and Davey! Were you snogglin' on the floor?!"

"No, Libbs, we were.."

"Snogglin' on the flooo-hooor!"

"Libby.. We.."

"MUMMEEEEE!"

She scampered off.

one minute later

We sat up with our backs against the bed. Dave put his arm round my shoulders.

"Would your Mum actually come to check on us?"

"No, she'd be much too busy snogging the face of my Vati."

He looked at me.

"Erlack."

"Indeedio."

two minutes later

Oh, what larks! Mutti came barging into my room, to check on us!

She said "Are the two of you alright?"

We nodded.

Libby was hanging on her leg, Mum's leg, not Libby's. It would be rather strange if Libby would be hanging off her own leg, wouldn't it?

She yelled "THEY WERE SNOGGLIN'!"

I said "No, Libbs, we.."

"SNOGGLIN'! Ginger and Davey, snogglin' in a tree! SNOGGLIN', SNOGGLIN'!"

Mum tutted at Libby and turned to me "Are you feeling better, love?" She walked over to me, and felt my forehead.

I said "Mum! I don't have a fever, I never had! I had a stomach bug, remember?"

"Oh, yes, right, just checking, y'know.." She looked at my lips.

I said "MUM!" in what I like to think of as a warning tone.

She just shrugged her shoulders.

I said "Isn't Dad waiting on the couch, MUM?" I made starey eyes at her.

She tutted and said "Alright, I'll be off then. You just carry on with whatever you were up to!"

She winked (!) and went downstairs.

ten seconds later

Dave and I are doing a looking-at-each-other-looking-at-the-door thing.

one minute later

Dave said "Your Mutti is.. interesting.."

I said "She's mad."

"Interesting indeed. Her top, well, the lack of it especially caught my interest.."

I smacked his arm "You weren't staring at my Mum's nunga's, were you now?"

"I'm just saying.. I can see where you get your, er, curves from."

I smacked his arm again.

"What?! It's not like she covers them up or anything? They're hard not to notice!"

"Good point, well made."

ten minutes later

snuggled up in bed

Dave's got his arms around me again.

"Gee.. Did you actually hear anything, when you, er, fell into the kitchen?"

"Er.. I-I.. No."

Dave dug into my ribs a few times. "Are you sure?"

"Very."

one minute later

Tickly bears. Spaz attack personified.

three minutes of torture later

"Okay, okay! I heard your talk with Vati.."

He shot up and looked at me.

"What, er.. What did you hear?"

"Er.. About everything I wanted to hear?"

He had a smug grin. "And what did you want to hear exactly?"

"I'm not sure, really.. You did the talking, so you should know."

"Nope, I don't."

"Well. That sure is a shame, isn't it?"

Dave looked at me like a looking-at thing. I just stared back.

one minute later

Staring match.

It's giving me the horn.

two minutes later

Still staring.. Dave leaned into me a bit.

I can feel my lips doing virtual puckering up vair, vair badly. With knobs.

one minute later

He's about an inch away from me now. But I won't be the one giving in.

I leaned in a bit closer and whispered "Are you sure you can't tell me?"

I did a bit of 6 ¾ and 6 ½. He went a bit limp into me.

"Er.. Not entirely.."

"You can just tell me. I've heard half of it anyway.."

Dave leaned back a bit and took my hands in his.

He looked at our hands and said "Well, I.. I, er.. It could be possible that I.."

He looked up at me and smiled. It was strange, because it made me smile too.

"You're gorgeous Gee.. I mean, really beautiful and fab, and everything and.."

If it could, my heart would have jumped out of my chest. At least it hit my brain, because the only thing I could do was stare at him.

I managed to squeak out "And what?"

"Er.. Never mind."

He snogged me.

fifteen minutes later

Oh my giddy God. This is number 4 times 5!

I need a breath though. Soon.

one minute later

Could it be possible to die snogging? I think it could.

one minute later

Dave was probably thinking the same thing, because he rolled off me, panting like a loon.

five seconds later

We're both panting like loons now.

one minute later

Dave said "Blimey, Gee."

I smiled and said "Blimey indeed."

two minutes later

Snogging again. I'm on top of Dave and he's got his arms round my waist.

one minute later

He slowly trailed up and laid his hands on my nunga's. Number 7 in bed, isn't that number 8?

We need an Ace Gang meeting soon.

five minutes later

Dave pulled away, slid his arms round my waist again and said "But really, Gee, what did you hear?"

"Just drop it, Dave! You know what you said!"

"Yes, but what did you hear?"

"I heard what you said!"

"What did I say then?"

"You know what you said, Dave.."

"I'm quite sure that I don't."

"Just say it."

"No."

"Dave! I already heard you say it."

"No you didn't."

"I'm quite sure I did."

"Are you really sure?"

"Er.."

I'm not lying, I'm not sure if I heard him say what I think that I heard him.. er, he said..

I'm confused now.

one minute later

I did a bit of 6 ½ and kissed my way back to his lips.

I said "Whatever you said, you can tell me. If not, I will ask Vati. He has the tendency to say the wrong thing at the wrong moment, so you know you'll be dead any other way."

He smiled, then sighed.

"I.. I-I love you, Kittykat."

Oh my giddy God! I did hear it right!

I just stared at him.

He looked worried and started dithering about "I-I.. I'm sorry, Gee, I shouldn't have said that, I told you that I shouldn't have said it, I just.. I don't expect you to say it back either, I.. Oh, bugger, I've ruined everything haven't I? I didn't m.."

I snogged him. I did the lower lip sucky thing again, and Dave moaned a bit. He nibbled my lips and went on to number 6.

one minute later

Blimey O'Reilly's trousers. He lurves me.

one minute later

Dave the Laugh loves me.

Love.

Do I love Dave?

one minute later

Well.

He makes me smile just by smiling himself..

And everytime he says something sweet my heart hits my brain and I go jelloid..

And he is top snogger, let's not forget that!

But do I love him?

five minutes later

I slid my hands under his shirt and did a bit of a back-stroking thing. Dave was playing with my hair. It felt vair nice and a bit ticklish. I giggled.

one minute later

Oh my God! I actually giggled.

I must love him, then.

ten seconds later

I nuzzled his neck and mumbled "I love you.."

one minute later

Where did that come from?

five seconds later

Dave had a small spaz attack and once again, we fell off the bed.

He sat up and leaned over me. "I'm not sure if I heard that right.. What did you say?"

I sat up a bit and nuzzled my nose against his. "I love you, Hornmeister."

He was really smiling and said "I already thought so.. I have been Jack the Biscuit for quite some time now. About time you realised that.."

I said "Welcome back, Mister Ego, how are you today?"

He laughed and cupped my face in his hands. He kissed me very softly and said "I love you, Gee."

"I love you too."

ten minutes later

4 and 5 with a hint of 6. Yummy scrumboes!

one minute later

I should deffo add floor snogging to the snogging scale.

one minute later

Although.. It could be interpreted as a bit rudey dudey by the vair, vair dim, i.e. Jas.

one minute later

Get out of my head, Jas, this is a vole-free type of zone!

I've gone mad again. That is simply le fact.

It would be beautiful to end it here, wouldn't it?

Don't worry, I'm not ending it here. I've been writing two chapters at a time, plus the long awaited hidden chapter, makes it two more chapters after this one surely to come. If I get a sudden flash of inspiration, you will know.

I saw the movie on internet yesterday and it was ACE! Peter Dyer is quite the pervy one, isn't he? Dave the Laugh's eyes are so beautiful, the part where they're passing notes and he looks up at Gee, it made me swoon a bit.. And Robbie, OH MY GOD. That last scene especially! Lush! And I virtually died laughing when Miss Stamp said "Let's get physical.."