Chapter 10

Undyne yawned as she checked the clock. It was going on three in the morning. The "living room" section of Alphys' lab was dark with the exception the television.

The TV was showing nothing but static. Undyne looked around and spotted her friend Alphys passed out next to her, snoring loudly.

Undyne smile as she began to remember what had happened. Alphys had invited Undyne over for a binge of her favorite cartoon.

Something about magic rock aliens...it didn't matter. None of it really mattered so long as she got to spend time with Alphys.

They both must have fallen asleep after the they reached the sixth hour of their binge.

"Yo, Alphys..."

Alphys groaned and then let out a long yawn as she stretched her short limbs.

"What...episode are we on?" she asked sleepily.

"I think we slept through most of it," Undyne stated as she brushed the popcorn crumbs off of her shirt. "It's three in the morning."

At this, Alphys fully woke with a jolt as she realized just how late it had gotten.

"Oh-oh gosh, I didn't plain on...um...I mean, if you want you can stay here for the night..." Alphys stammered bashfully.

Undyne let out a loud laugh as she gave Alphys a playful (but still painful) smack on the back.

"Ha-ha! Sounds like fun!" she exclaimed with a smile that showed all of her sharp shark like teeth. "Sleep overs are always fun!"

"Y-yeah, I'll go get some extra blankets!" Alphys stated as she smiled with glee. "This is gonna be so fun!"

As Alphys got off of the couch, her foot landed in a puddle of...something. It was warm and slimy and it sent a disgust filled shiver up her spine.

"Ew-ew-ew what is that?!" she stammered as she pulled her foot out of...whatever it was.

Undyne leaped from the couch and landed right next to the strange puddle.

"It's red and wet...is it ketchup?" Undyne asked before sniffing the puddle. "Naw...it smells too much like metal to be ketchup. Plus, ketchup doesn't breathe."

"Breathe..." Alphys asked with fear creeping into the back of her mind.

Sure enough, the puddle of red goo moved as if it was breathing. The puddle began to move slowly towards the door that lead to the outside, leaving a trail of red behind it.

"Hey, Alphys, go turn on your lab's defenses," Undyne stated firmly. "Something is up, and I don't like it."

Undyne usually like it when she was right, but this time she was really hoping that she wasn't. She loved a good fight when it was just her.

But with Alphys thrown into the mix, it only made it all the more dangerous for her. Alphys wasn't a fighter, she was a nerd, but she was Undyne's nerd.

"Alright Undyne, I got the cameras up and running!" Alphys shouted from her computer. "There is nothing showing up on the screens but-"

Alphys was startled by a loud rumble from outside of the lab. When she looked back towards the screen, the cameras were showing what looked like a mob of smiling...burning children roaming around aimlessly.

Suddenly, one by one the cameras began to die.

Undyne took a deep breath and then summoned a spear. If she was going to have a sleep over, then whatever was causing that loud pounding need to be shut up.

"That's it, I'm going out there!" Undyne shouted. "We are going to have that sleep over one way or another!"

Alphys pressed a button on her console and opened the lab doors.

"Be careful, Undyne," Alphys said with her voice thick with worry.

Undyne smiled and laughed.

"I'll be back in a flash!"

With a loud metallic grinding noise, the lab doors slid open. Undyne let out a loud battle cry as she charged out to face the unknown dangers with her spear at the ready.

The first thing that greeted the blue scaled warrior was the incredible heat of Hotland. She immediately began to sweat and pant as she felt her self dry out.

"I'VE MADE A MISTAKE!" she shouted in anger. "HOTLAND SUCKS!"

Suddenly, Undyne felt a warm liquid crash down over her shoulders. While it solved her problem of drying out, she was now soaked in something putrid.

Undyne's eye began to twitch with anger and disgust as she finally recognized the liquid.

"IT'S PISS!" she screamed furiously. "SOMEONE IS GONNA DIE!"

As if to answer her challenge, several globs of meat fell from the roof of the lab. Each glob moved and morphed themselves into small humanoid creatures.

The creatures all had large gaping maws and empty eye sockets. The horde of red fleshy monsters all charged at Undyne with surprising speed and coordination.

Undyne scowled and summoned a volley of spears.

"Take this!" she hissed as she let loose the volley of spears.

One by one, the "Goblins" were impaled by Undyne's spears. The monsters all crumbled into puddles of red chunky goo.

"Huh, that was easier than it should have been..." Undyne stated uneasily.

A subtle bubbling noise alerted Undyne that the fight wasn't over. One by one, the puddles of red goo morphed back into their monster forms and charged Undyne again.

"You don't know when to quit do you?" she sneered as she readied another volley of spears.

But before she could release her spears, she heard a loud, animalistic war cry from high above her.

Undyne looked up just in time to see a pair of dirty, bloodied feet slam into her face.

Undyne toppled head over heels into the hard ground with a loud thud followed by the cracking of earth.

Undyne's head felt like it was going to explode from pain. With a angry grunt, Undyne pulled her head out of the ground.

After shaking the stars (and foot prints) out of her one good eye, Undyne got a good look at what had attacked her.

The assailant was short, far shorter than Alphys. The assailant had long dark brown hair that was tied back with a red bandanna.

Despite his size, the assailant had no problems with defending. In fact, he was tearing through the Goblins as if they were made paper.

The brunette lifted one of the Goblins and pile drove it into the ground, turning it's head into mush. He then grabbed the bloody pulp and smeared it across the ground.

"GET UP FROM THAT!" he screamed violently at the red stain on the ground.

The stranger was quickly mobbed by the rest of the monsters. Undyne could see them clawing and biting at the brown haired brawler and fired a volley of spears to aid him.

"What are you doing?!" she shouted. "You wanna get you butt kicked by those things?!"

The child responded with an angry glare, as he began to grind his teeth together.

"KILL OR BE KILLED!" he shouted as he slammed his fists into the closest puddle of Goblin ichor. "AND I AIN'T GONNA BE KILLED!"

A burst of red tinted tears shot out of the assailant's eyes and splattered against a third puddle of gore.

"COME ON OUT YOU PISS PUDDLE!" he screamed up towards the cave ceiling. "COME AND GET ME!"

As if to answer his angry cries for blood shed, the whole cavern began to tremble and shake.

Undyne heard a high pitched whistling, then she noticed that there was a growing shadow around the brown hair human.

"NGAHHH! GET OUT OF THE WAY!" she roared angrily as she bolted towards the blood crazed child.

She slid and kicked the child out of the way. With only seconds to spare, Undyne planet her feet firmly on the ground, raised her arms above her head, and braced herself.

With a loud cracking noise, a large, hideous creature hit the ground and crushed the warrior.

To the child, it looked like a giant slug made of human flesh. It had two large eyes and a wide gaping mouth with two buck teeth.

It had no legs but it had four stubby appendages on it's chest. The slug creature that the child had dubbed "Peep" was constantly leaking urine from it's body.

The child smiled as he readied himself for another fight.

"Yeah that's right! Come and get some!" he sneered as he waited for the beast to make the first move.

Rather than attack, the creature seemed to be trembling. Before the child could question this, the creature was slowly lifted off of the ground.

Once the creature was more than three feet in the air, the child could see a very angry, and a very determined Undyne straining against the creature's immense weight.

"No one...NO ONE CRUSHES ME!" she roared ferociously as she hoisted the monster over her head. "NO ONE CRUSHES UNDYNE THE UNDYING !"

With a loud "NGAHHH!" Undyne suplexed the foul urine monster into the ground. As it's head smashed against the ground, both of its eyes popped out of its head and began to attack Undyne.

She dodged and wove between the flying eyeballs and drove her spear into the monster's stomach.

A spray of caustic putrid urine shot out of the fresh wound and threw Undyne backwards. With a loud thud, she tumbled into the brown haired child.

"GET OFF OF ME FISH FACE!" he growled angrily as he tried to shove Undyne off of him.

"STAY OUT OF MY WAY SHORTY!" Undyne roared back, her teeth bared.

With angry snarl, the child withdrew a small straight razor from inside of his flowing locks.

Before she could stop him, the child took the razor and slowly dragged it across his chest.

Once the fresh blood began to seep from the wound, the child's skin took on a red tint and he once again began to pant and growl like an animal.

Undyne felt a sharp pain spread across her chest as a long gash similar to the child's appeared on her chest.

"What did you-"

Before she could finish her sentence, the child picked her up as if she weighed nothing.

"EAT THIS YOU FREAK!" he roared as he charged the monster, with a bewildered Undyne lifted over his head.

The child leaped into the air and landed on the creature's face. With his feet planted firmly in it's empty eye sockets, the child suddenly shoved Undyne into the creature's mouth and began to jump up and down on her shoulders.

"HOPE YOU LIKE FISH STICKS!" the child cackled as Undyne slide deeper into the creature's throat.

The creature gagged and coughed as Undyne was forced into its stomach. Blood began to bubble up from its mouth as it flailed desperately.

Suddenly, there was a flash of blue light from within the monster. Before the child could register what was happening, at least ten spears erupted from the creature's stomach.

The monster began to vibrate violently before it exploded, raining blood and chunklets everywhere. The brown hair child hit the ground face first.

After spitting out a tooth and wiping the blood off of his mouth, he turned around to see Undyne's foot slam into his face.

"You did not just try to feed me to that thing!" She screamed ferociously as she grabbed the child by the hair.

The child kicked and screamed as he tried to free himself from Undyne's grip, but to no avail.

"LEMME GO, LEMME GO!" he screamed as he kicked against Undyne's chest. "I'M STRONGER THAN YOU!"

"No one is stronger than me!" Undyne shouted with a wicked smile. "Especially not-"

Undyne stopped when she realized that the child's angry cries had devolved into fits of bitter sobs.

"I...I need to be stronger..." he whimpered as his strength left him. "...or else..."

"Or else what?" Undyne asked, still weary of the brunette.

"Or else... Mom will kill me..." the child hiccuped. "It's kill or be killed now...and I don't wanna die..."

Undyne was more confused than before the battle. What the hell was this kid talking about?

First the goblins, then the slug monster, now he is claiming that his own mother wants him dead.

Undyne was in no mood to ponder these questions. She was covered in sweat, blood, and urine.

She looked over the now frightened child and gritted her teeth in frustration.

A part of her wanted to pound him into paste, but the heroine in her told her that she simply couldn't do that.

"NGAHHH! Come on you little punk!" she growled as she dropped him on the ground.

She snapped her fingers and turned the child green.

"As long as you're GREEN you can't escape," Undyne stated as she lifted the child up by his head. "I'll release you once you calm down a bit-"

"Samson!" the child blurted out.

"Ehh?"

"My name is Samson..." the child repeated.

"Well... Sam, I can't have you running around all crazy and stuff now," Undyne stated with a scowl. "So you will be under my constant surveillance! Understood?!"

The child frowned up at Undyne.

"Sam-son," he corrected bitterly.

"Whatever..." Undyne responded dismissively. "I know someone who can keep you in line."

Undyne withdrew her cellphone and pressed speed dial. After a few moments, the other end of the line picked up.

"Yeah, Asgore, this is Undyne. I've got a bit of a problem..."

CAPS LOCK!

*ahem*

So here we have yet another chapter of this family friendly fan fic.

Sorry about the wait, finals and whatnot...

Anyway, I hope you enjoyed reading this.