...theres a little violence in here. Oh and please tell me if I should do this- Like Marik's life gets a chapter, Bakura's life gets a chapter and Yami's life gets a chapter it will be soo funny :D..and stuff...please in your review tell me if I should do that when this gets boring! 3 -
'' Yami said covering his mouth sweating as Ryou and Bakura got dressed.
'Oh no no no!' Yugi shudderd and put a towel over his head hiding.
'Hes coming towards ussss!' Yami said.
'Oh don't be such a wussy, hes not that scary.' Marik giggled.
'YOU KIDDING? HE LOOKS LIKE YOGG-SARON WHEN HES MAD!' Yami mind link yelled.
Bakura went got up to look in the closet if anyone was there..but the closet was locked.
'Thank GAWD' They said.
'Now Ryou won't hate me!' ^_^ Yugi said.
'Whys that?'
'He won't know I was...umm..watching them.
"YOUR IN THERE ARENT YOU?" They all almost jumped at Bakura's pissed off yell.
"No." Marik stated.
"God i'm going to kill you when you come outta there" Bakura growled.
"Do it, bitch!" Marik's voice somewhat muffled by being in the closet. (That sounds werid)
"Oh jeez" Ryou face palmed.
'He doesint know me and Yami are in here?' Yugi asked.
"Yugi and Yami are in here too." Marik stated.
"WHAT!" Ryou yelled.
"I got my knife right here, waiting to cut your faces." Bakura smirked still waiting.
'Lets go out there' Marik said elbowing them.
'Well...I was already gonna die early..so why not' Yugi said pushing on the door.
Marik and Yugi of course pushed Yami out first.
"What the hell It wasin't my idea!" Yami shot at them now getting out of the closet. Hah.
"Doesin't matter..time to get owned!" Bakura smiled raising his knife.
"Hey bitch!" Marik smirked grabbing the knife from Bakura and elbowing Bakura in the face.
"You got Mariked." Marik laughed at Bakura on the floor.
"You asshole!" Bakura growled jumping up and trying to hit Marik.
'Hah' Yami thought as he grabbed Bakura by the back so Marik could punch him.
"Say sorry kitty!" Marik said punching him in the stomach.
"Fuck you" Bakura growled only to get punched in the stomach again..hard.
"SAY SORRY OR NEXT ITS YOUR EYES!" Marik roared.
"Stop you asses!" Ryou said scared.
"No stopping them once they start..in any situation." Yugi sighed by Ryou.
"Think he will be okay afterwords?" Ryou asked Yugi.
"Ryou i'll be fine, they can't do shit" Bakura chocked on his own blood as Marik hit him in the shin as hard as he can making Bakura's leg completely numb.
-Down staires-
Loud bumping and roaring had been heard upstaires...
"Wow...I wonder whats going on" Mokuba asked making Valon laugh hard.
"I don't think they are having a 5 way." Alister gave Valon the . look.
"Yeah if they were they would have been done..its been like an hour" Rex said.
"What the hell is Marik doing up there?" Malik growled.
"Cheating on you" Seto smirked at Malik.
"I oughta kick you in the nuts asshole." Malik growled. (I forgot what movie thats from! I have heard it before!)
-Upstaires-
"Son of a bitch!" Marik said looking at himself with blood all over him feeling guilt.
"YOU BITCH YOU RUINED MY LAST GOOD SHIRT!" Marik screamed.
"Okay Bakura has had enough" Ryou said.
"Grr" Marik spit on him.
"Damn Marik" laughed.
"No one talks back to Marik and gets away with it" Marik growled.
"How are we gonna get him down staires?" Yami asked.
"I aint carrying him" Marik said looking at Ryou.
"Your kidding...right?" Ryou said.
-Down staires-
"Oww don't push me! Hes really heavy!" Ryou whined as Marik kept trying to push him over.
"You didin't say that when he was fuckin you!" Marik joked.
"I tried to!" Ryou shot back.
"Need help?" Yugi asked.
"Yes please" Ryou choked.
"Hahaha" Marik still jokingly pushed him over as Yugi and Ryou carried Bakura on there back.
Then..Yugi growled..that was the last one.
"DAMNIT MARIK I WILL CUT OFF YOUR DICK AND FEED IT TO MY FUCKING DOG IF YOU PUSH US ONE MORE DAMN TIME!" Yugi yelled.
"What the robot hell?" Seto said watching them.
"Marik..why the hell do you have blood on yourself, Bakura is knocked out and Yugi and Ryou is carrying him?" Malik asked.
"Hay baby" Marik hugged Malik.
"...You got blood on me." Malik said.
"Blood makes you look sexay" Marik kissed him.
"God you guys are pyschos.." Yami mutterd.
"Spikey bitch.."
"Dog fucker"
"Fashion girl"
"Slimey"
"Bitch fucker" Yami smirked.
"SLUT fucker" Marik smiled more.
"I admit he is a slut" Yami shrugged.
"NAME 5 OTHER MALES YOU KNOW OF." Yugi growled.
"Umm.." Yami thought hard.
"Yeah" Yugi growled.
"I can think of others." Marik smirked.
"Oho really?" Yugi smiled.
"Danny" Marik really big evil smirked.
"WHO THE FUCK IS DANNY!" Yami yelled.
"I was kidding..I don't know who the hell Yusei is" Marik sorry-laughed.
"Wha- Yusei? I thought you said Danny.." Yami said.
"Exactly" Marik laughed.
"Yugi what the fuck.." Yami crossed his arms.
"I swear I don't know who danny is...Yusei I know but I don't like him." Yugi said.
"Uhuh" Marik said.
"Waait..Marik how the fuck do you know who Yusei is?" Yugi said.
"I know stuff.."
"Uhuh...like what?" Yugi said.
"Like..I'm not telling you because you would murder my girlfriend *Cough* I mean boyfriend." Marik said.
"Go to hell Marik" Malik growled.
"Already there" Marik said.
Yugi threw a beer at Marik.
"It will atleast knock you out and give you a headache" Yugi sighed.
"Damn straight!" Marik smiled at it.
"Phhh...I want one too!" Yami growled.
"Fine" Yugi yelled at Yami throwing him one.
"I feel kinda bad..should we give Bakura some?" Yami smirked.
"Ohh yeah." Marik smirked back.
"Hey one more babe!" Yami yelled to Yugi.
'What the-..Don't ask Yugi..don't ask.' Yugi thought to himself as he threw another one to Yami.
Marik cracked the can open and poored some on Bakura.
"HAHAHAHAHA!" Alister laughed.
"Guys there beer..if you want some" Yugi said.
-they got some-
"What the-" Bakura woke up with lots and lots of blood on him and some beer on his face and body.
"Hey sleeping beu-kitty awakes!" Marik smiled.
"Oh god..what happend." Bakura asked opening his eyes again slowly.
"Well..Me Yugi and Yami were in the bathroom closet having a bet on you on how you would screw Ryou as you came in and while you were getting dressed we were laughing. Yugi secretly won and then Yami laughed and got us caught by you then me and him beat the fuck out of you then Ryou and Yugi had to carry you down staires and then now!" Marik smiled.
"HAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA YOU WHAT?" Everyone laughed.
"I did not laugh! We did asshole!" Yami growled.
"Ooo I stand corrected..Yugi and Yami laughed" Marik said.
"Bullshit" Yugi growled.
"I KNOW WHAT HAPPEND I MEAN..What the fuck did you guys do to me? I'm coverd with beer and my favorite outfit has blood on it" Bakura said.
"...Your only outfit" Yugi mutterd.
"Hey! Suck it bitch!" Bakura growled angrily.
"Sorry to remind you but Ryou beat me to it" Yugi smirked.
"Shut up Yugi" Ryou blushed.
"I should watch you guys do it." Bakura growled.
"Fine by me" Marik smiled.
"Seriously?" Bakura said. O_O
"Yuh why not" Marik said.
"Uhh No." Malik said.
"I control you..if I say to do it you do it..so shut up hoe" Marik growled at Malik.
"Damn I am fucked up" Bakura said looking at his blood.
"Yeah just a bit" Marik said.
"What the fuck..why did you do that? I'm gonna have a bruse for like...ever!" Bakura Whined.
"You talked back to me and called Yugi a whore and..yeah" Marik said.
"Well he is" Bakura growled.
"Don't make fun of my bro's bitch.
"Yeah" Yami said.
"I AM NOT A WHORE!" Yugi growled.
"Your not alone Yugi...I get called one too" Ryou said.
"Cuz you are" Bakura said.
"Shut up"
"Make me lil kitty"
"I'm not sinking to your level" Ryou said turning away.
"Well this sucks." Yugi sighed.
"Yeah kinda" Ryou said.
"Alister is a bitch too!" Valon yelled to them.
"Atleast i'm a tall bitch!" Alister yelled at Valon.
"Yeah Ryou your a short bitch..Yugi too" Marik laughed.
"Marik I just realized you have no shirt on" Bakura said.
"Yeah your blood got on it!" Marik growled.
"I'm not..that short am I?" Yugi asked. (Hes not very short now..hes like a little smaller than Yami..just a little)
"No Yugi..Were just tall." Bakura said...getting more awake...you know not passed out.
"HEY..EVERYONE WANNA WATCH JEEPERS CREEPERS?" Yami yelled to them.
"Sure"
-All on the couch or floor about to watch it-
Malik was laying on Marik and Yugi was on Yami..Alister was on Valon..yeah ect..bleh.
"Come on Ryou..Sit by me?" Bakura asked. :D
"No." Ryou said angrily.
"Pleeaassee?"
"Fine"
Aaaand it starts!-
Seriously..tell me if I should do that Mariks life, Bakura's life and Yami/Yugi's life..it will be funny though!