(AN: Yeah, if the "PS" joke isn't funny, and the second letter doesn't make it up to you, I am REALLY REALLY SORRY. It's only for the sake of comedy.)
Dear Fanfiction Writers,
We have reached a ten-minute alliance in order to write this letter to you.
Helsa? Really?
We hate each other, you'll remember.
I tried to kill her, and for good reason.
What do you mean, 'good reason?'
Ten minutes. Just ten minutes.
Anyway, stop it.
Signed,
Elsa and Hans
PS: Keep shipping it and I'll show why there's a h*** in Helsa.
Dear Hans,
Swearing is not allowed.
Signed,
Everybody