OK! Time for landing and…..cookies? Wanna thank my teacher, Mr. Tonkli for randomly saying cookies today in class! It gave me the idea for this chapter! I also wanna thank miss kaitlin inuzuka for being my first dedicated reader! You RULE!

I leaned in against my seat as the US airport came into view. But instead of landing there, like a normal person would, we flew right past.

"What the hell Ryu!?" Cullen yelled into the cockpit

"Do you honestly think we can land a Akatsuki jet plane in a public air-port!?" he yelled back. Cullen was silent. We flew past houses, cars and people looked at us in utter panic.

"Hey, where are we gonna land anyway?" Temari called from her seat in the back, leaning over Kankuro.

"I don't know, a open felid I guess"

We groaned. We were going at a speed I was almost positive was illegal. Hidan and Naruto, who were sitting next to each other still, were pushed against the seat by the force. Hidan's robe, which he already wore partly unzipped, flew open, exposing his chest.

"DUDE! Put that away!" Naruto screamed bloody murder, pointing to Hidan with one hand and covering the bright blue eyes with another. Kisame turned to see what was going on, and then turned back, his eyes sorta like this O.o. Naturally curious, I turned. My face went into the same position Kisame was.

"What's going on back there?" Deidara asked me.

"Hidan. Chest, Scary." I didn't know why it freaked me out, because I had seen him without a shirt at the pool. Oh well.

"Oh" he said it like it was nothing at all. Probably was nothing, considering the Akatsuki member almost always wore his cloak lower than normal. I sighed.

"Hey guys! Found a field! I'm gonna land there!" the yell came from the cockpit.

We were all shoved further into our seats by the stupid force from the plane. We twisted into a nosedive and hurled towards the ground.

"Dumbass" Neji murmured.

"What the hell!? You can't land the plane in a nosedive! We'll die!" Sasuke screamed to be heard over the roar of the engine.

"Having fun! You should try it sometime! And I'm gonna land it like this! So shut up and enjoy!"

I decided to follow Ryu's advice and have some fun, considering Sasuke wouldn't.

"NO HANDS!" I screamed at the top of my lungs as I threw my hands into the air.

They looked at me like I was crazy. Already am, sorry to burst your bubble peoples. Tobi didn't hesitate in following me; Jenna shrugged and did the same. Cullen smiled and thrust his hands up.

"She's such an idiot" (meaning me) Deidara sighed to Hidan, who had gotten up to sit on the floor next to him.

"Yeah…but she's our idiot"

I smiled, and then resumed screaming. Eventually, well, a few minutes later, when the plane was still diving, we ended up with the following copying us: Me, Jenna, Cullen, Naruto, Tobi, Deidara, Hidan, Temari, Kankuro (who was very enthusiastic) and Kisame. Everyone else was being bitchy and wouldn't do it.

"And here we go folks! In five….four…." he paused ""Oh yeah, please try not to die"

"Thanks!" Gaara yelled un-enthusiastically.

"Three…..Two….ONE!"

The plane was inches from the ground. The force shoved us into the back of the plane, me on top of Cullen. Of course that just had to happen. The plane smashed into the ground with a loud boom and a small explosion. We were all piled up to top of one another, groaning. Ryu walked into the almost upside-down plane, not a scratch on him.

"How awesome was that!"

"You son of a bitch!" Shikamaru screamed at him "You woke me up!"

I groaned in pain, and un-believable-ness (Idk, if that's a word, I just stuck it in there cuz I'm too stupid to think up another word for it ^_^). The others echoed me. My body was stiff and I had a scratch down my arm, it wasn't bleeding but it hurt like hell. That was about it. Gaara's sand had wrapped a barrier around him and his siblings, so they were safe.

"Ryu?" we all said simultaneously

"Yeah?" he put his arms behind his head, and grinned.

"WE HATE YOU!"

Well, again I'm sorry this was so short! *cries* SO SORRY! I still hoped you liked it! I owe you people one BIG time! Ryu-chan's such a teme. *grabs Deidara by collar of cloak* you and I have some things to discuss about calling me an idiot….

Deidara: HELPPPPPP!!!