"Who would you sleep with...and why?" Yukino asked. The crowd went silent, getting anxious of the answers. Everyone looked at Gajeel expectantly. If you looked closely you could see his cheeks were a bit pink.

Only if you looked closely though. Gajeel had become good at hiding his blushing.

"I think I'll pass this one.." Gajeel said raising his hand up, suddenly he was shocked.

"What the heck?" Gajeel asked and he was shocked again by the circle. He fell off of the chair he was sitting on and onto the floor.

"Why the h^ll was I sho-" Gajeel didn't even get to finish his sentence before he was shocked again.

"I guess we should've said this earlier, but unless you say pass and only pass or the truth, you will be shocked." Yukino said. Her face was emotionless but there was a hint of amusement.

"But I only said pass!" Gajeel complained but once again the circle shocked him.

"No you said 'I think I'll pass this one." Yukino said trying to hide her laughter. Natsu didn't try to hide it though. Which got him a glare from Gajeel.

"So what?" Gajeel yelled but once again, a jolt of electricity went through his body.

"Damn it! Fine! Levy and because I want her to be the mother of my children." Gajeel confessed, the circle did not shock him. Everyone stared at him in awe. Sadly, Levy was too drunk to comprehend what he had said.

"You only had to say 'pass' you didn't have to tell the truth..." Yukino said making Gajeel's cheeks go red.

"Well you should've said so!" Gajeel complained but...once again he was shocked. "I...I give." Gajeel mumbled before being shocked ONCE MORE.

"Pass." Laxus said carefully while holding his hand up. Mira, who was already pretty much drunk, took a shot.

"Lucy obviously! We sleep together all the time! And who else will keep her warm?" Natsu asked giving an idiotic grin. While you may know what Natsu means by this, the people in the audience did not know. Everyone (especially Sting) stared at Natsu with wide eyes, no one had though that guy would be a pervert. Or even get a girl.

"Lucy-sama...I didn't know she was like that," Yukino said at the half drunk Lucy, who started to look mad as if she had just comprehended what Natsu said.

"DAMN IT NATSU YOU SNEAK INTO MY BED AND SLEEP WITH ME! IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE QUESTION JUST SAY PASS!" Lucy yelled at him, then mumbled 'baka' making the other dragon slayers snicker.

"BUT WE DO SLEEP TOGETHER!" Natsu yelled back at her, making everyone else snicker a bit.

"Wait why wasn't he shocked that time?" Gajeel asked...sadly it seems he has not learned his lesson and once again got shocked.

"Because that was a true statement." Yukino explained. Gajeel muttered something under his breath that wasn't able to be heard, but obviously it wasn't true since he was shocked.

Because he is an idiot like that.

"Lucy, because she's hot." Sting replied for his answer, after waiting ever so politely (sarcasm was there if you could not detect it) for Gajeel to shut the hell up so he could say his turn. Natsu glared at Sting, who glared back.

"Pass." Rogue said cutting off their staring contest. Or glaring contest it could be called too. Orga took a shot, he was completely drunk by this time.

"Mirajane, and because she's sexy." Cobra announced proudly. Kinana looked away, not wishing to make eye contact. For some reason it made him feel guilty.

"Well then I guess the questions are over..." Yukino started and clicked a button, making the circle go away. Which Gajeel was very grateful for FWI. "I suppose it's time to...RELEASE THE CHEERLEARDERS!"

000

"Haha suckers, I've actually seen MY cheerleader drunk so I know how to deal with her!" Natsu laughed remembering the training camp he and Lucy had done and she had gotten drunk. And acted like a cat...and had done many other weird things.

"I think I've seen Orga drunk.." Sting said looking at the cheerleaders who were staggering all over the place. Some were more sober then others, yet the majority were drunk.

Levy looked the drunkest though. Mainly because Gajeel doesn't like to tell the truth apparently. Lucy on the other hand looked the least drunk.

Yet still drunk.

"Orga's my cheerleader not yours." Rogue said eyeing Orga who was currently trying to scratch his back with a stick on the ground. The stick...was from a poster...that a little girl had been holding...which Orga had taken from her from the stands...then threw it on the ground...and picked it up again.

The funny thing was that the poster had once said "GO ROGUE!"

"Okay, so the first person to calm their cheerleader down or put them to sleep wins!" Makarov reexplained the contest. And he had to put in some new rules because Natsu decided to keep asking about other rules.

So the new rules consisted of:

1. No knocking your cheerleader out

2. No drowning your cheerleader

Yes... because that is what Natsu is willing to do to Lucy to win this. Sadly...unlike Levy, Lucy wasn't drunk enough to not hear it so Natsu got smacked in the head.

"Alright let's do this Luce." Natsu said then started to scratch the bottom of Lucy's chin, who looked uncomfortable at that.

"Natsu what are you-" Lucy started to say but was cut off by Natsu when he picked her up bridal style, still scratching her chin.

"Hush little baby don't say a word...Mama's gonna buy you a mocking bird."

"Your a guy Natsu.."

"And if that mocking bird won't sing, Mama's gonna buy you a diamond ring."

"I'm not that drunk anymore...I mean my head hurts but technically I'm calm you can stop Natsu.."

"And if that diamond ring turns to brass, Mama's gonna buy you a looking glass."

"If you need me to fall asleep, I'm a sucker for warmth so you could light on fire I guess...but not that much I don't want to be burned..."

"And if that looking glass gets broke, Mama's gonna buy you a billy goat.

"I'm calm already do we win yet?" Lucy asked Makarov, she was still in Natsu's arms.

"Actually, someone else had gotten their cheerleader to sleep first! That person is..."

I'm so cruel. Natsu's being weird again though.. Also next chapter you get to see what everyone else was doing while they were drunk :D :D :D :D bwa ha ha ha.

Anyways see yeah later.

(PS sorry it's so short.)