UGGGHHHH! SORRY FOR THE SLOOWWW UPDATES! School sucks, my laptop is a fucking whore, that's why it has a damn virus, and now I'm updating from my grandma's computer until I feel like using this warranty and get a whole new one. *Sigh* I knew this was gonna happen, so I backed up everything :D. Anyways, I hope you enjoy this chapter!

Hidan's P.O.V. 2 Months Later.

"L-Let…Let me…see my baby…" Lexi said tiredly, reaching her hand out to me.

"He's not in here. He's in the nursery." I stared down at her.

Her eyes watered up and she began to sob out loudly. "I WANT MY BABY! I WANT MY BABY! I WANT MY BABY!" She rolled around in the bed.

My sweat dropped a little and I pinched her nose until she ran out of breath and I shortly let go of it. "You'll see him after they are done giving his shots and cleaning him up."

Her face still had this sad look. "I'm missing his first shots already!" she cried.

I rolled my eyes and shook my head. She's still on those meds. I forgot she's not in her head. She even ate the fucking placenta…which was the most disgusting thing I ever fucking seen.

The door shortly opened, and a nurse walked in with Rayven in her arms. The nurse looked over at Lexi and shortly smiled. "Would you like to hold him?" she asked.

Lexi's face had a bright look to it before quickly snapping over to a pissed look. "OF COURSE I WANT TO SEE MY FUCKING BABY! THAT WAS FUCKING STUPID OF YOU! GIMME MY BABY! GIMME MY BABY NOW!" she screamed opening her arms.

The nurse was taking back and cautiously walked over to her, placing Ray in her arm. She quickly ran out the room, making me sigh out. Pussy ass woman. I shortly looked down at Lexi, only to see her crying all of a sudden and held Rayven's sleeping figure with so much love.

"He's…He's so beautiful." she cried. "I…created something so beautiful."

Here we go with that whole beautiful shit again. She's gotten better over the past 2 months, however I guess since she's basically high she still believes she's ugly deep down. I don't know what to do. What do I tell a woman who doesn't believe what I truly see? I really don't know what to do.

"Hidan."

I snapped out my thoughts and saw her smiling, holding up the small baby to me. "Hold him. Hold him Hidan. He's so soft."

"…" I couldn't help but to smile back and held him in my arms.

He came out pale just like Lexi and had her black with crimson tips hair. His eyes slowly opened, showing my magenta eyes that was weirdly mixed with her ruby eyes. Damn, he came out fucking feminine. If he didn't have a fucking dick, I would have assumed this was my daughter.

But I couldn't help but to see the fucking irony in this. She finds herself ugly but sees a baby that looks just like her beautiful…

"Isn't he beautiful?"

"Yea, a fucking handsome little fucker."

"I wanna go to sleep with him. Gimme."

I placed Ray back in her arms she lied down with him, placing her arm around him and shortly drifted to sleep. I stared down at them before chuckling lightly, sitting on the chair as I looked up at the crescent moon.

"My fucking family huh." I said quietly before falling asleep myself.

Lexi's P.O.V. 3 Years Later

Years pass. Yes, passed by like the leaves in the wind. I live in Yugakure now, starting a new life here with the man I love. I had my son, who is the biggest blessing of my life. I still visit the leaf at times when ever I could, just to go see Eternal. She was pregnant during the time I had Ray, and just gave birth a year ago. Eternal had her twins. A boy and a girl to her dismay, but none the less love them with all of her heart.

Right now, I was walking with Rayven in my arms, making my way to my own destination.

"Rayven, tell mommy you love her." I said to Ray as I walked down the forest.

"…I fucking love you mommy." he said blandly.

I held him up in my arms. "No, not like that. Just you love me."

"…I. Fucking. Love. You."

My sweat dropped. He's just like his dumbass father. I mean, we didn't curse around him that much…well, I didn't. But sighing I placed him back in a cradling position and continued to walk. "Ok, I'll accept that for now."

He stayed quiet and I rubbed his back a little until I heard soft noises from him. I knew he was asleep. And he was the cutest when he was asleep. I smiled a little and shortly knocked on the door to a medium size house.

It took awhile, but it was shortly opened, reveling my mother, yawning. "…Alexis? What the hell are you doing here…and so fucking early too?" she asked me.

"You never came to visit Rayven like you promised." I held my sleeping child out to her.

She rubbed her eyes once again and stared at him. "…Why does he look like a female? Are you sure it's a boy? No hidden vagina anywhere?" she asked, holding him.

"No mother. It's a because I have superior genes that are just too strong for Hidan and-WILL YOU STOP CHECKING HIM!"

She had him above her head before placing him, now awake, in a cradling position. "Ok, ok." she said, looking at him. "…Well, aren't you a happy mother fucker when you wake up." she grinned at him.

He was glaring at her with a tired look, yet analyzed her. Yep, my baby is a fucking genius. "Who the fuck are you?" he asked.

"Ahh, and he's smart. Wonder who gave him that gene."

"Well of course-HEY! WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN!?"

"It means you're stupid, mommy." Rayven said, pulling out of my mothers grip before running over to my leg, holding on to it tightly.

Well, I did ask for a truthful baby. He defiantly inherited the Saito's attitude. "Aye, can we come in now?"

"…Sure." my mother said.

We stood there. She never moved an inched. I was just waiting for her…she wont move. She wont fucking move.

"…Mommy I made shits." Ray said bored.

Finally inside, I changed Ray out of his breifs and into a extra pair and he was now asleep on my thighs. I was sitting on the couch, looking at my mother as she stared back at me.

"…Mother."

"Yes?"

"…Do you have a staring problem?"

"Nope. If someone is gonna stare at me then Imma stare at their ass back. That goes for you too." she told me.

I had to laugh at that. My mama's a thug! "I see."

"How is everything with Hidan?" she asked.

I sighed out and rolled my eyes. "That asshole has been on so many missions that I stopped counting." I told her. "The thing is that I'm trying to get pregnant again and hope to give Rayven here a little sister." I stroked his oddly spiky yet straight hair as he cuddle more into my lap.

"…I see. So, do you ever see Hidan?"

"Yea, and when I'm ready to fuck him he's not in the mood and I'm trying to give his ass another baby. Ugh, he's old."

"How old are you now?"

"…I duhno…how old is Ray? …I'm twenty…two? …Yea, twenty-two" I nodded my head.

She raised a brow at me. "Sure? You looked confused over there."

I pshed her. "Mommy, I'm a fucking doctor. I didn't get there being stupid as fuck."

"FUCK! DON'T TOUCH MY SHIT!" Rayven yelled out in his dreams. "MY DINOSAUR! BUY YOUR FUCKING OWN!" he started kicking in his sleep.

"…Well, someone is a grouch even when he's asleep."

I laughed at him. "He met a girl in daycare yesterday, and he was fighting over the dinosaur with her. He even sock the bitch!" I laughed.

My mother, on the other hand, shook her head at me. "Looks like someone defiantly inherited my spirit…and anger…"

I began to stroke his beautiful hair and shortly lend down to kiss him. He's so cute. He shortly calm down and rest a bit more gently afterwards…

"Anyways" My mother broke me from my thoughts, are you sure you want another one of…him?" she asked, pointing at Ray's innocent feature.

"Of course. Why not?" I smiled. "As long as I have Hidan, nothing will matter to me. To give him a second child will be an honor."

My mother stared at me once again before smiling lightly at me. "Ok. As long as you're happy."

I opened my mouth to say something, but the door suddenly opened and closed, revealing my father with a tired look. "Raven, I clean the bat cages…and fed them. Now can we cuddle?"

She stared at me for awhile before looking up at daddy. "Go take your ass somewhere else with that cuddling bull." she said dully.

Tears came out his eyes. "But Raven, you promised!"

"I promised nothing."

"But you're my wife!"

"I told you I was going to be a bad wife. But you stole me anyways and that is why your blood line stopped at her." she pointed at me.

My father smelled the air before looking over at me. I saw happiness flash in his eyes and ran over to me. "LEXI BABY!" he came to me and hugged me.

I smiled a little and held him back. "Hi daddy, nice to see you too." I told him.

He soon pulled back and looked down at Rayven, who was now awake with a very irritable look. "Is this my grandson?" he asked happily. "He looks just like you when you were a baby." he kissed my head.

This set Rayven off. "DON'T KISS MY FUCKING MOMMY! GO AWAY, YOU FUCKING WEIRDO!" he yelled, crawling from off my lap and ran up to my father.

His small hands made a fist, and with all his might…

He started punching his leg weakly.

My sweat dropped as my mother just stared with a smile on her face…he's still cute though.

My father was just laughing at him. "Such a cute little one. However I'm still the stronger one." he told Ray.

He kept laughing at Ray…which is something you really don't want to do.

"Hahaha-OWWWWWWW!"

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" my mother started to laugh as long as myself.

Ray just socked the shit out of his balls, and daddy is now on the floor, crying, clutching to his nuts. Ray was just glaring at him. "Yea, take that!" he ran over to me and crawled in back in my lap.

"Mommy, if that fucker kiss you again, Imma tell daddy." he told me with innocent features.

I laugh and his cheek. "No, please don't tell daddy." I said, going to his neck and blown on it.

He slowly started laughing and hard too, making me laugh as well as I pulled back. "Mommy wont let any man do it again, ok?"

"…" he calmed down from his laughter and nodded his head. "Ok mommy." he snuggled into my chest and went back to sleep.

My mother, who finally calmed down, was coughing a little before looking at me. "Anyways…why'd you come here again?"

Ahh, yes. The real reason why I'm here.

"I'm leaving Ray with you guys for a week or so. I wanna get pregnant since it is my…'month.'"

My mother nodded her head and got up to put Ray in her arms. "Alright…but it was your decision."

"What?" I asked her confusedly.

"Huh?" she asked back.

We stared at each other for awhile before I got up. "…Don't injure my baby."

"…Like I said, it was your decision." she stared at me.

"…Imma walk out this door and hope that my baby is in good hands."

"…I already said-"

"Blah, blah, blah-" I toned my mother out as I walked out the house.

Home 8:19

"Candles." I said as I lit the last of the five.

I was in a crimson teddy and I got out the shower 20 minutes ago so my hair was still damped. Once I sat the last candle down, I showered the bed with rose petals, and ran to the hallways to cast some down there too. I ran back to the room and sprayed a gentle perfume on myself.

I looked at the clock, which was now 8:25 and lied down on the bed as sensually as I could.

"He should be here soon. He said he would be back at 8:30." my eye lids drooped.

The ticking from the clock went by each time a minuet went by. I even heard rain falling from outside. Nature was even planning for a night full of sex. All I had to do was wait for my husband.

I yawned tiredly and my droop eye lids closed, and my sensual position turned into a curled up ball. I peeled one of my eyes open to look at the clock which now said 8:39. I closed my eyes again.

"Baby…where are you?" I asked before falling asleep.

"Lexi."

My eyes slowly opened and I looked up to see Hidan staring down at me. I lifted myself up to look up at him. Shit, I almost forgot what he looked like. My handsome husband.

"What took you so long?" I asked. "I was up to give you a nice surprise." I told him.

He chuckled lightly at me, before leaning over to capture his lips with my own. I quickly laced my fingers with his own. His lied me down on our bed, and he shortly hovered above me, moving over to my neck to graze and bite the sensitive skin. I moaned and squealed as he did so. His hands went up to caress my breast before gripping them harshly. I had to bite my lip as his other hand strolled down to undo the teddy I was wearing.

He pulled away from my neck to smile down at me. "I told you you were beautiful, right?" he asked me.

I blushed at the statement, but nodded my head with a smile as well. "Yea, you told me."

"You're more then beautiful, Alexis." he called me.

I blushed more. "Only you can call me by that." I told him.

He grabbed my hand, kissing it up until he reached my shoulder and to my breast. "I fucking love you."

I smiled and went to look down at him. "I-"

I sprained up from my bed and looked around the room with a tired look. The candles around the room were all melted, and I looked at the clock which said 10:45. My eyes widened up and ran out the room and down the stairs.

Something happened to him. Something had to happen to him. But, he's immortal, he cant die. So where is he?! I came down the stairs and to the living room. I quickly stopped running.

"HIDAN!" I screamed.

He looked over at me with a surprised look. "Lexi, whats-"

"WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU?!" I yelled at him. "I'VE BEEN UP STAIRS, WAITIING FOR YOU TO COME HOME, AND YOU SAID YOU'LL BE HERE AT 8:30 AND YOU COME BACK AT ALMOST 11 O CLOCK-" I couldn't even continued, my chest clenched different amount of times before I broke down into tears. "I thought something happened to you!" I sobbed violently.

He stayed quiet, slowly walking over to me. He pulled me into an embrace as I cried on to his chest. "…I'm sorry." he told me.

"I was so scared!" I told him.

"I know you were." he told me.

"Are you sick of me or something?!"

"That's fucking stupid, Lexi. I fucking love you."

"You can still be sick of me!" I clenched on to his back tightly. "Please don't be sick of me! I love you too much!" I kept sobbing.

"Lexi, I'm not sick of you. I'm really fucking not. Calm down."

I coughed a couple of times, but shortly stop crying. It was quiet between us. I soon looked up at him. He was giving me one of his grin. "You already know I love you Alexis. I'm not planning on fucking leaving the woman I fucking love."

He wiped the tears from my eyes and gently kissed me, pressing his forehead on mine as he stared into my eyes. "Ok?"

"…Ok…it's…just…"

"…Just what?"

"…Can we have sex now?" I asked him.

"…Now?" he asked. "I'm kinda tired."

"…Please?" I asked him, staring into his eyes.

"…" he sighed out, grabbing my hand and pulled me up the stairs. "How do you want it?" he asked.

"Slow and painful." I grinned softly.

I heard him chuckled. "Of course you do."

…However…were was he tonight? What took him so long? I stared at his back as we made it to the room where he quickly ripped my teddy off and went straight to attack my neck. I closed my eyes and I quickly moaned out.

'I guess…tonight…I wont pressure anything. I'm just happy he's still touching me.'

So just were was Hidan at tonight? Well, that's for me to know and you to find out soon. Until then, bye!