I do not own any of the Twilight characters.
I wish I did, but I only own Evelyn and other miscellaneous characters, so that's good enough for me. :)
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Late Night Conversation
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"Baby?"
I groaned and decided to ignore him, maybe he would get the hint and know that I was tired and not in the mood to talk.
"Baby….I need to tell you something."
"Shut up, Em…..it's late and I'm tired."
"But baby, it's important."
"Tell me in the morning."
"But it's urgent."
Frustrated, I sat up in the bed and growled, "What?"
He gave me a smile and my anger died down. I sighed and returned the affection. "What baby?"
"I want another baby."
My breath hitched and I thought I was hearing things.
Shouldn't I be the one saying that?
"Excuse me?"
"Evey, I want another baby, maybe a girl this time."
I scoffed, "No way pal….I already gave you one. Your boy is in his room sleeping. Isn't that enough?"
"No, remember what I told you? I've always wanted a bigger family."
"Yeah, and I do too, but I think it's too soon."
He raised an eyebrow. "Are you kidding me?"
"Nope."
"C'mon baby, don't you want a mini me in you?"
"Yeah…."
His eyes gleamed with excitement. "Great! Then let's get to it!"
"Whoa there buddy! You're doing it for the sex, aren't you?"
"What are you talking about? We always have sex."
"You know what I mean."
"……I'd be lying if I said no, but I do want another kid."
"But it's so much work and I hate needles….."
He looked sad. "Wow, Evelyn, aren't you selfish."
"Selfish? Me? No, you got it wrong. You want me to have another baby without thinking how it would all go for me. I am going to have to go through with all the vomiting, cravings, mood swings, weight gain, and having to push the child out of my vagina!"
"Exactly! Don't you want to give life to our children?"
"I do, but why don't you try sticking a football up your ass and try pushing it out on your own?"
He winced at the thought.
"Can we at least talk about this later?"
I nodded, wanting to catch on some sleep. "Sure, but make sure it's in the day, cuz you have such bad timing striking up conversations."
"Will do babe, will do."
Author's Note:
Yay!!! Another one-shot!
Please review!!
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