I don't own twilight. Sorry it another short one and nothing much happens. Next few chaps will be from 1 POV and we'll actually get somewhere, I promise.

JPOV

"MUAHAHAHAHA!"

"JASPER! WHAT DID YOU DO?"

"I sent her to HELL!"

"WELL GET HER BACK!!!"

"I'm sorry, my dear muscled friend, but that is quite impossible."

Emmett looked just about ready to murder me, and he probably would if I wasn't the one that knew where Rose was.

The phone rang.

"Umm… hello?"

Esme picked up the phone cautiously, wondering who had our phone number.

"Oh, hi…I thought you knew…um, well that's a funny story, you see… she fell off the cliff and … well she was always kind of clumsy and… no, it was never found…I'm sorry…what?"

Esme suddenly got very nervous.

"Yes we're sure that's what happened… NO! He'd never hurt her! How could you suggest that… well, umm… how do you…no…"

She slammed the phone down, looking at it like it had grown legs and fangs and was excreting a foul liquid.

"Oh no."

Alice had blanked out.

"They're coming…"

I caught her as she fell, still in 'vision-mode'.

"Alice! Alice, who is coming?"

"They're coming." Esme answered. Everyone stared at her

"They know what we are and they're coming"

She was a nervous wreck. The only thing that could make Esme that nervous was something really bad happening to her family.

"Esme, who was on the phone?"

This can't be good.

EDPOV

"You, Willow, how did you protect Buffy from my mind reading before?" I whispered at the red headed girl beside me.

"A complex protection spell, protecting the mind from anything that could affect it from the outside. why?"

"You'll need to do another one."

"Are there more mind reading vampires around here?"

"That and much worse"

The smaller cloaked figure pulled her hood back so we could see her face.

"Why hello Edward, how very charming to see you again." She flashed me the fakest smile ever.

"Unfortunately, you seem to have teleported into the middle of sunny, crowded Volterra and now everyone is staring at you in all your sparkly glory."

She continued to smile.

"And Eddy, you know what that means, don't you?" the larger hooded figures chuckled quietly and edged closer.

"Time to disapparate."

I ran, not caring that I left the others behind. Jane and her gang didn't seem to be that interested in them anyway and ran after me.

C'mon!!! Work you stupid thing!!!!

Willow's spell had worked. Well at least something had gone right today.

The Volturi guard fell behind as they were running at just over human speed, trying not to break their cover. As I was probably going to die anyway, I went for full-out velocity. It was funny to hear all the thoughts of the humans I ran past, things like 'What's HE on?', 'HOLY CRAP! MY NIGHTMARES ARE COMING TRUE!', 'OMG! He must be, like, JESUS!' and a whole lot of 'WTF???'s

I reached the edge of Volterra and hesitated. As soon as I stepped over this line, they will be free to hunt me. In Volterra, they won't use vamp speed or strength. If I keep moving and keep sunlight between us, staying in the city would be mucho safer.

I turned and walked back into the city as a piercing scream came from the top of Volt HQ. The Volturi would never let anyone scream, they have learnt to kill people quickly and silently deliberately so that they wouldn't be heard. Jane could be torturing someone, but she wasn't anywhere near the tower. The only other thing would be if someone was vamparized. Most probably a certain someone who was super strong, knew too much and I was idiotic enough to leave alone in the middle of Volterra. This can't be good.

RPOV

"AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"

"DO YOU THINK YOU COULD SCREAM A LITTLE QUIETER?"

"Aaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!"

"THANK YOU."

I was dragged down into the earth by the huge cloud dude, which really makes no sense. Isn't he made of water?

And all that water had made my hair go poof.

"LET ME GO!!! YOU'RE RUINING MY MAKE-UP!!!!"

"WOULD YOU RATHER GO DOWN THERE?"

He pointed towards another tunnel leading off this one that I could see ended in a flaming pit of molten lava.

"Well that depends. If I was liquidized, no one would know if my make-up was ok or not."

The cloud-dude groaned, which made me realize that I never caught his name.

"What did you say your name was again?"

"I DIDN'T"

…

"Ok, so what is it?"

"CAPTAIN DOOM."

"OME! Really?" That was such a cool name!!!

"NO. IT'S ARNOLD."

There was a very awkward silence.

"Really?"

"YUP."

"…Oh… ok then…the other one sounded cooler."

"YEAH I KNOW. I ALWAYS WISHED I COULD HAVE CHOSEN MY OWN NAME."

More awkward silence as he kind of ran/flew/floated down the tunnel towards the centre of the earth.

"Mr. Arnold?"

"MMMM?"

"What is hell like?"

He gave a loud, deep chuckle.

"like nothing any living, or in your case not-so-living, thing has ever experienced."

He gave another booming chuckle as he slowed down at what looked like a dead end.

"WELCOME TO HELL, ROSALIE HALE!!!"

He waved his hand and the earth in front of us split. I was blasted with scorching hot air as I entered the centre of the planet, a.k.a hell. Oh God, this can't be good.