A/N: Made you mad, didn't it? My fan basis probably went down by half.

Karinka lay drunk and stupid at Kairi's feet.

"I want a choc… cho cho…. Choo choo!" the white hair giggled in her stupor.

Kairi cackled and fell on top of Karinka. The loud bass blared from the club's speakers, and drunken patrons were kissing and having sex on top of everything, including the very bar where the best friends sat moments ago.

Karinka gave Kairi an admirable peck on the nose and pushed her off. They brought Kyoya and Tamaki, but lost them as the night dragged on. Kyoya was supposed to drive them home, and he planned on staying over at Karinka's mom and dad were out of town for the rest of the month.

All they left her was their old dinosaur of a computer, a phone with no texting, and her credit card. Thank god they took her baby sister. Now, she only had to watch the middle sister, who was, again, over at Kairi's, hanging out with her sister.

Karinka peered around the dank and dirty bar, and giggled when she saw Kyoya. Then she glared when she saw the ho he was talking to.

She stumbled over, angrily and sat herself in Kyoya's lap.

"Excuse you! Kyoya and I were having a conversation," the bitch snapped.

Karinka giggled. "Oh, so you know his name? Does your pimp give you a bonus for that, or do you just want to be able to scream out his name tonight, when yall get busy?'Cause, girl, Imma tell you, he does it good!"

The girl flushed and stood up, making sure her fake boobs jiggled. She pulled out a scrap of paper from her purse, and handed it to Kyoya.

"Call me if you get tired of the tramp," she said with a sweet smile, and walked away.

"Ho! I know you did not just say that! Imma fuck you up, you bitch ass-"

"Shut up, Karinka! I wasn't going to do have sex with her! It's not appropriate. People are more respectable than that." Kyoya snapped.

"No they aren't! Look at those two on the bar. He has his penis so far up that guy's ass and no one cares!" Karinka let out with a wild shriek of giggles.

Kyoya rolled his eyes. "Go get Tamaki. We should go home now."

Karinka nodded and walked away. She looked around and found Tamaki quickly, but she also found Kairi with him.

"AH! MY EYES!" Karinka shrieked.

Kairi let out a loud scream and Tamaki let out a very unmanly yelp.

"Shut the damn door!" Kairi yelled.

Karinka closed the bathroom stall door, and she heard Kairi and Tamaki put their clothes back on.

"Heh! Kyo-kyo say we leavin', so get yo asses to da caw!" Karinka tried to say. (I'm ashamed to write this…)

"Okie dokie!" Tamaki said with a drunken giggle. Kairi nodded and the bizarre trio skipped to the car, where Kyoya waited.

Kairi and Tamaki squeezed into the same seat, and resumed making out, while Karinka sat in the front seat.

They dropped Kairi and Tamaki off at Tamaki's house, leaving them to do god knows what.

Kyoya quickly drove them to Karinka's house, and let the car idle in the drive way.

"This is our stop." Kyoya said quietly, almost as if he didn't want the night to end.

Karinka gave him a slight smirk.

"It doesn't have to be."

Kyoya looked up sharply. "What?"

Karinka smiled. "You heard me. Or do I need to spell it out? We. Should. Have. Sex. It's that simple."

Kyoya winced. He wasn't ready for all that! He loved her, but it was nowhere near time for this!

Karinka slowly peeled off her sweat soaked jacket, then her strappy heels. Next, those expensive stockings she ripped so many times. Last, her dress.

"Would you like to do the rest for me?" she asked, and giggled.

Kyoya shook his head. "Not yet. You're drunk, and it's not right. I shouldn't and…"

He trailed off as soon as Karinka pressed her lips against his. It was far better than their first kiss. She swept a pale hand into his shirt, and pulled it off, the buttons popping off fluently.

She played with his belt, and unclasped it, pulling it out of the small loops.

Kyoya tried to protest, but Karinka was on his mouth once more.

"Please take them off," Karinka moaned, placing Kyoya's hands at her waist band.

It looked as if Kyoya had to think about this, then he grabbed the lacy material and pulled down.

"You asked for it."