(outside the barn the horse are ready for the mission in the Amazon Rainforest, the gems are setting up for the mission but Garnet)
Garnet *day dreaming*- Amazon Rainforest feels so familiar
*voice*- mommy
Garnet- what, who's calling
*voice*- mommy, were are you
Garnet- *realizing a familiar voice* I'm coming sweetheart
(chasing after the voice, until a great white beat shows up)
Garnet *heavy breathing*- is you again, i told you i've changed
Indominus Rex- no, your still be the rebel named Mira ( slashes Garnet)
(Garnet woke-up from her day dream)
Pearl- Garnet are al right, you seem to get a violent daydream
Steven- ya you kinda scared me when you muttered Mira, who is she
Garnet *tear comes out, and wipes off*- is not important
Spirit- all right gems let's warp to the Amazon Rainforest *sees garnet panicked* what with her
Steven- Garnet gets very emotional sometimes, especially when we go on dangerous mission
(Spirit look at her)
Spirit- Garnet is there something wrong
Garnet- no, there is nothing wrong, gems let's go
(crystal gems and korra's company looks worried)
(meanwhile at the Rainforest, TTG made a sad idea)
TTG Robin- I cant believe Giratina used us, just to have revenge on humans
TTG Cyborg- what are we going to do
TTG Robin- sadly we have face to face with the Crystal Gems without Giratina
TTG Starfire- *gasp* Robin that is a suicide mission
TTG Robin- there is no other chance of redeeming ourselves, the best thing is try or die trying
TTG Cyborg- first we need to find shelter before the Spinx and Scarlet Macaw attack us, this is weird because we are losing our powers for no reason
(TTG Raven scans all the team and realizing the team has cancer. The ever dividing cells are absorbing all the abilities that the team has)
*TTG Raven weeps*
(the fleet of Spinx and Scarlet macaw ambushed the TTG, the TTG run away to the dead log)
Blu the macaw- I thought they have powers
Jewel (Blu's lovebird)- Blu do you get the memo from Rafael; first they broke up with GIratina and second, they are dying of cancer from having to much dark matter in there system
Pedro- that is very mess up
Rico- I know
(meanwhile the team finally arrives the Amazon Rainforest, but they have several ideas for the mission)
Spirit- We finally here
Pearl- it just me or I sense this place is corrupted
Garnet- *sees a familiar ruins in the distance*- Pearl, this is not important. We should go to the ancient ruins
Amethyst- alright you the boss
(the crystal gems went to the ruins)
Flicka- guys, don't leave. We didn't announce sectors yet
*peridot tries to fallow them*
Peridot- wait please, please, take me with you
Steven- peridot wait, Lapis can you go after here *gives lapis the puppy-dog face*
Lapis- I can't say no to that face *goes after Peridot*
Spirit- Korra, Renamon can you both try to heel Lugia
Renamon/Korra- no problem
Flicka- Spirit, what about intro with Old Joe
Spirit- They have other plans
Steven- who is Old Joe
Spirit- he is the wisest and the oldest (century) pure horse ever
Steven- does he also likes humans
Spirit- well is very complicated more like love-hate relation, put don't worry he is very respective to gem-kind
(meanwhile Korra and Renamon goes to the river)
Korra- *activates the avatar state and touches the water to telepathically talk to Lugia*- Lugia Raava, command you to rise up this instant
(shadow Lugia comes out)
Shadow Luigia- Korra, I told you earlier that a I can't be cured by spirit healing so I send my Gaurdians to your world to be safe
Korra- I did that year ago, please what what made you incurable
Shadow Lugia- The forest has been corrupted by birds two years ago, I tries to stop the corrupted forces but it made myself into the darkness even more
Renamon- My god you can't tell Korra to take advantage to the birds, who is resposible for the corruption of the forest just because they introduce samba in the forest
Korra- and second, the birds are sacred to the horse, raptors and crystal gems, because they symbolize knowledge, freedom, art, music and love
Shadow Lugia- HOW DARE YOU QUESTIONING THE LESSER GOD'S ORDERS *prepare for shadow blast*
Renamon- Korra, let's bio-merge (fuse)
Korra- if you only okay with it
(korra and Renamon bio-merge (fuse) into Sakuyamon)
*Shadow Lugia release shadow blast, Sakuyamon protect her with crystal sphere*
Shadow Lugia- you fused at the last moment so you can finished meee SHADOW STORM *summons tornado*
Shakuyamon- FOX DRIVE *unlease blue fame to whether tornado from emerging*
Shadow Lugia- what do you want, finished me?
Sakuyamon- no, because i found a way to cure you SPIRIT STRIKE *release pip fox with four-elements to the corrupted lugia to be purify*
(Lugia was purified put battle-worn)
Lugia (strained)- Avatar you were right about not endanger the birds
Sakuyamon- Know tel me more about the corruption of the forest
Lugia- Forest corruption was actually started when some shaman llama become witchdoctor and a corrupted cholly spirit, one time they both meet and (whispers)
Sakuyamon- I have to tell the others *defused*
Korra- thanks for the advice, Renamon we need to tell the others about forest corruption *Renamon and Korra runs into the direction of the gems destination
(meanwhile Peridot and Lapis got lost into the area that used to be called badlands)
Peridot- *sees the jungle fill with toucans, spinx macaw, scarlet macaw and some Dakotoraptors spying at Lapidot* Lapis i think we're lost
Lapis- this what happens when you made a last minute choice
Peridot- i just don't know what i was thinking
(suddenly a pack of dire-dog (revenant) arrives with their pack leader Duke)
Duke- well, well, well, well, look what looks fresh pair dog-meat that we found
Lapis- who calling us dog-meat
(pack laughs)
Duke- well lesson you courageous lazuli, I was a just a Doberman wandering in a forest at Georgia (state filled with Dakotaraptors) last fall until some apes (humans) gun me down with some of my pack and cook us up for dinner
Peridot (scared)- so your calling us dog-meat as a meaning to take vengeance for the humans wrong-doings
(pack laughs even harder)
Duke- you were right, but use will be our next meal
Peridot- (freaking out) WAIT, PLEASE, PLEASE I KNOW YOU WANT REVENGE ON THE HUMANS BECAUSE YOU ARE MANS BEST FREIND AND IS FOR-BITTEN TO EAT DOGS BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE SPIRIT OF UNITY, LEAD, LOYALTY AND FRIENDSHIP. BUT DON'T EAT USE BECAUSE WE ACTUALLY GEMS
Duke- so you you guys look like humans
(the indominus rex arrives)
Duke- great pack attack *start to after the Indominus rex*
Indominus rex- my dakotaraptors do your thing
*a massive flock of Dakotaraptors attack the pack of dire-dogs for endangering the gems*
(later the flock are locking rest of the dire-dogs to the underground prison)
Duke- you seen the last of and my lovely wolfie the GSD
Indominus rex- all right that's the rest of them, i just don't know why the world are recently invested with revenants, gems are you alright
Peridot- wow, thanks. umm Excuse me Ms. I-rex what are those things
Indominus Rex- Blu Tylor Garrison, explain the curious gem about the Dakotaraptors
Blu the spinx macaw- this dinosaur is one the oldest domesticated animals on earth, dates back 12,850 years ago. They also the first hybrid animal crossing between guanlong, acceraraptor and nykoraptor, you can tell from the blue scaled skin from guanlong but no horns, bright red feathers from nykoraptor, and swift/ ninja-like instincts from the acceraptor
Peridot- well, how can you live for thousands of years
Indominus rex- Jewel tell the gems
Jewel: blu's OTP- well after humans and the biodiversity thank the I-rex for her heroic ways and a fusion of love (carny and Rudy), Xernias promote het to become the sacred guardian spirit of the Amazon Rainforest as well as the all the forest
Lapis- well if your the sacred guardian spirit, your home has been corrupted since two years ago
Indominus rex- I understand what your saying, a month ago i encounter TTG Terra. She is very insane what I expect, but what i found out she has terminal cancer so I manage to put her down. When blu examine her, he found tumors that looks like amethyst gems I know what it came from, Shangri Llama.
Peridot- who is he
Indominus rex- He once a shaman for thousands of years but, until he become corrupted from unknown source. Ever since his corruption he revived the spinx macaw from extinction with voodoo, revive the Teen Titans back 2014 with a very bad taste. I manage to purify the macaws so they won't die of cancer but the corruption is still on this rainforest because his base is in Terra Nova ruins; he is no longer a shaman but a witch doctor
Lapis- you have to go to the ruins, the crystal gems are in there
Indominus Rex- we have to get them, is to dangerous *Lapis/ Peridot hops on her back and go to Terra Nova*
(meanwhile at Terra Nova as a very old ruins)
Pearl- Garnet, why did you drag us to Terra Nova
Amethyst- yeah, this place is before gems arrived
Garnet- *sigh* before I become a fusion, I was once a human named Mira a rebel
Pearl- what are talking about, Garnet
Garnet- before I became a crystal gem rebel, I was the leader of the rebels of the colony Terra Nova
Amethyst- The Sixers are just like us, right Garnet
Garnet- yes but there goal is steal stuff from the colony and find a way to reactivate the portal to destroy all resource in this place 12,850 years ago
Pearl- how that's possible I thought ruby and sapphire fused to form you
(Garnet start to break tears)
Garnet- Sienna
Amethyst- Garnet please tell use everything
(flash back of Garnet as Mira as the leader of the remaining Sixers/Phoenix Group fighting against first-generated Dakotaraptors/gone native Terra Nova colonist, until she face to face with Indominus rex but releasing she is with Xernias. The last part of the flash back she remembers ruby and sapphire fused into her.)
Garnet- 12,850 years ago I lead the remaining Sixers/Phoenix Group in the badlands, until out of nowhere a large pack of Dakotaraptors and gone native colonist attacked. The worst part is I face with Indominus rex and then I just die, the last thin that i ever saw is blood-stain palms with strange detail.
pearl- so If you died, how did you become who you are
Garnet- Xernias talk to me because he know i could change and give me umm I mean Mira a second chance of life, but it did not happen thousands of years of later when Ruby and Sapphire first fused
Amethyst- so was the fuss about
Garnet- I never get to see my daughter Sienna ever again *sobbing*
Pearl- Garnet *remove her shades* look at were a family, remember Steven, Rose, and we have us
Garnet *weeping*- I almost forgot about steven, Gems let go
( gems about to leave until, Dakotaraptors arrives)
Garnet (angry)- YOU AGAIN. FIRST YOU TOOK MY SIXERS GROUP AND NOW THE CRYSTAL GEMS
Indominus rex- wait don't fight us we are going to send you guys to Old Joe
Garnet (sass)- what do you care
Blu- because Lapis and Peridot interact with her
Pearl- how she is unbreakable
Lapis- because she is actually a sacred guardian spirit
Peridot- and a perma-fusion like Garnet
Garnet- can i talk to her
Indominus rex- I'm willing to speak Garnet, what's up
Garnet- (weeping) WHY, WHY, WHY DID YOU END MY HUMAN LIFE SO I COULD BE A FUSION. IS IT BECAUSE YOUR A FUSION AND A GUARDIAN SPIRIT
(all the spinx macaw and scarlet macaw look at Indominus rex)
Blu- I'm sorry my lady
Indominus rex- no blu, this is me to deal with. *walks to Garnet* Garnet the reason I killed your human self, so your spirit could be free from the corrosive human body and move forward. After you died I talked to Xernias about whether you could be redeemed or not
Garnet- *sniff* what about my daughter Sienna
Indominus Rex- Garnet you did not just lost Sienna, Sapphire lose there position as part of blue diamond court, Ruby lost two of other ruby guards, several of the crystal gems fell during the rebellion, and the greatest lose of all Rose Quartz. Please understand me, you can't look back into the past like that
Garnet- your right I can't hold back to the past, all I got is to look more forrward to the future
Peridot - that's the spirit
(all of the gems hugs Garnet)
Indominus rex- guys we better go talk to Old Joe
Garnet- your right
( Korra arrives with catbugmon (Renamon devolve from fighting with Shodow Lugia)
Korra- Let's not forget the Avatar
Amethyst- that are we waiting for let's go *everyone goes to Old Joe's cavern distention*
(meanwhile at Old Joe's Cavern)
Steven- guys we been here for a wile, can you share stuff about yourself
Rain- *mood swings* of course cutie pie; I was once a regular mustang- sacred wild horse of the wind, even when we are genetically from european domestic horse. We had wild ways until man took over our land for years and some of my kind were gun down for meat until 1970′s, my kind are save from bloody fate for 40 years but thank to humans hypocrisy we are losing land because we are not wild. Is even sadder when you have high spirit energy and under the infuence of space rocks (amethyst geode) that gives you immortality.
Steven- that's super sad
Rain- *weeping* I know
(Rain past Steven to Flicka)
Flicka- you made the story to emotional. Steven look I was originally named after Bucephalus but my mother who is a Lapis Lazuli named me Flicka before she give up her life before she give up her live for me to be born. I had many owner over a thousand years, most are very friendly around me, some abused me, some overworked me, some thinks I just an tool and some tried to kill me for food. ummmmm Steven are you okay
Steven- *shocked* whaa….WHAT
Spirit- what are you trying to do Flicka, traumatizing him or some thing
Flicka- what, it just about love, compassion, issues and ethics
(Ficka pass Steven to Spirit)
Spirit- yea, yea stop complaining
Steven- let me guess your a defective
Spirit- no Steven, I was Spirit the Stallion of Cameroon and Spirit-that-can-not-be-broken. I barley age for nearly 150 years though intense amounts of spiritual energy and this amethyst crystal. *takes out from his mane* The only person that ever tamed me is around 110 years ago someone named Tarzan but don't confused with a another Tarzan- similar person but corrupted
Steven- WOA that is GREAT
(steven's echo is strong enough to wake up Old Joe)
Old Joe- can you keep it down Im trying to (sees steven) OH MY GODS, (hugs steven) HE IS THE CUTEST HUMAN EVER
Spirit- that Steven, he is half human/half gem
Old Joe- EVEN CUTIER
Steven- i know, you must be old joe the oldest, wisest, most ideal horse ever, the others are supposed to get here but they go to ummmm get some advise
Old Joe- *British accent* old and wise is just my intro here is the rest; I was a lovely farm horse (as Joey), than a war horse, than a dealership to the in coming auto of the urban areas, than a tractor rebel, than a savor to the heavy-breed horse that destine to be slaughter for meat thanks to the farming machinery, than a vegan philosopher, than a horse breeder of several heavy-horse breed from extinction thanks to farming machinery, than….
Steven- …and that's why you had a love-hate relationship towards humans
Old Joe- I know
Steven- you seems to be a race-horse looking stallion
Old Joe- *scoffs* I hate race horse industry that treat animals like tools, when injured they disposed, and worst worn out ones are sent to slaughter for cheap meat instead of a sacrificial sanitary, all because humans are selfish creature compare to a ummmm selfless horse
Steven- i'm sorry
Old Joe- AWWW your too sweet for me to hate you
*crashes*
Old Joe- oh no is 'zan
Spirit- which one
Old Joe- The one that was blue blood, came back to Africa to fight Belgium Congo, you can say the corrupted one
Spirit- I know that guy, he defeated my only owner and transform into a cholly (Chalicothere- looks like horse/gorilla mix)
*destruction around the caverns*
Steven- this place is falling apart, spirit how did he become a cholly
Spirit- I don't remember, the only thing I know is some llama give him a crystal-laced with mercery
Steven- I think that must be the witch doctor
(steven grab four-chains)
Steven- guys i have idea, all of you have to chain all of his limbs *horses take the chains, and binds the cholly into a X shape*
Old Joe- can't hold on
(steven goes outside)
Steven- Scarletmon I need fire power here
Scarletmon- is about time *rams into the cave
(Scarletmon rams cholly with bravebird)
*the explosion is strong enough to notice crystal gems and the others*
Pearl- STEVEN *everyone enter the cave*
(Scarletmon notice Steven)
Steven- *stare at the injured cholly* is he going to be alright
Spirit- I can't tell the poison in that amethyst give him a grave toll in his system for too long
Steven- *tearjerk* Cholly, please *holds his fore arms* hang in there *cholly is about to reach steven, but he dies from the poison*
(everyone arrives)
Pearl- Steven
Korra- HOLLY SMOKES
(Garnet notice Steven crying)
Garnet- Steven, you have accept your loss and move forward, so you won't get stuck to the past
(steven tearfully hugs Garnet)
Steven- why, why he haves to go
Garnet- *hugs steven harder and cries* I understand your loss was like
Scarletmon- Steven
Steven- Scarletmon, it was not your fault
Sacaletmon- I understand *hears a disturbance*
Old Joe- what is that racket
Scarletmon- *realizing the noise* is the TTG
(chapter ends)
Update: this is a satire of TTG
This is a turning point that terra nova, steven universe, ice age, Rio are in fact connected
Old joe is based on the horse from 'war horse' spirit is from the stallion of cimarron, the bird characters are based on the movies Rio/Rio 2
the dogs in this chapter are a reference from a certain episode from a season of walking dead- the part we the characters eat dog meat