COTk: To anyone who still pays attention to may incredibly lazy ass, Thank you. I know it's not easy to wait patiently for a story you like (not that I know why anyone would like this personally. . . . But still.), and for a couple year pause between updates, you probably wanted to strangle us! And for all the new readers who had just managed to stumble acrossed this and decided you liked it. . . Thank you. :)

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Chapter 8 Pt 2

"We'll try not to, un." Deidara said, letting go of the back of the couch to wave and rolling off onto the floor, letting out a long, hysterical laugh.

"You alright?" I asked after a couple minutes of him giving off high pitched squeals, sounding as though he was hyperventilating.

He gave me a thumbs up, so I leaned back and let myself roll onto the cushions, laying on my back to silently wait for him to get over his laughing fit. When he finally did, I only raised an eyebrow.

"What was that about?"

He gave me a devious smirk. "It's funny that she thinks that we'll 'maul' each other when it's possibly the last thing we'd do, un." I smirked too, but I didn't tell him 'maul' probably wasn't on Mom's mind when she said it. I allowed myself to roll off the couch too, and fall on him. He 'oof'd' but grinned.

"Are we going to maul each other?" I didn't answer, with words, but I reach down and lift his leg over my waist. Very slowly I rolled my hips, enthralled by the half-lidded gaze his blue eyes instantly took; his lips parted just barely as he returned the motion twice; grinding while pressing up, then while going down. I could feel an erection forming fast in his pants and realized he must have been turned on way before this; a smirk grew on my face.

I haven't teased him in a while~

My lips connected with his; that's becoming almost second nature for me now, you know? To kiss the one you like is great and you never want to stop until you remember that oxygen is a good thing and a necessity in life. Deidara's tongue ran smoothly against mine, stroking the top of my mouth, it tickled lightly so I nipped the muscle. He made a noise of complaint that turned into a moan when I began sucking on it, my hips pressed tight against his hips as I continuously rocked on him.

I pushed my hand up into his shirt, rubbing softly and slowly, earning a low giggle from him, opening my eyes, just to see what his face looked like this close up, I saw his eyes were open as well.

It was a little surprising, it made me wonder if he had had his eyes open all the other times we had kissed.

The thought was completely pushed aside when I felt his lips curl up in an open mouthed smirk.

He yanked my hand out of his shirt and pushed me away from him. I fell backwards on the floor, giving him a look of surprise as he crawled closer to me. He crawled in between my legs and leaned forward.

Pushing my shirt up, and pulling it off, he leaned his head down and opened his mouth, sticking his tongue out and tracing a line across my collar bone.

I closed my eyes and leaned my cheek against his head as he sucked. I made a soft groaning sound and I could feel his smirk on my skin. Oh no, I wasn't going to take this.

"That's good, yeah?" He asked and I suddenly tipped us over to where his head was underneath the glass of the coffee table, and his legs were propped on the couch. I straddled his hips. Underneath me, I could feel his arousal. I'm sure he had felt mine too.

"Yeah," I said softly and slowly rolled my hips. I could see Deidara's face twist in pleasure through the glass of the table as I rocked against him. "That's good." He bit hi lip and threw back his head just a little as he thrust his hips against me, too, and it felt good.

The glass of the table was cool as I leaned forward on it, my head nearly parallel with his. Feeling that I've shifted, he opened his eyes at me, panting. Deidara mewled a whimper. "Na. . 'Tachi," he panted thickly. A shiver ran down my spine at the sound of my name. From this new position I put myself in, I have he power to go faster at the cost of my knees; too aroused to care, I ground harder against him.

His back arched and he grabbed hold of the coffee tables legs, tight enough to cause his knuckles to whiten with the effort. His blonde hair pooled around him and his bangs stuck to his forehead with sweat. He opened his mouth and let out a breathy pant, turning his head to the side slightly.

Reaching up quickly, Deidara grabbed my hand on his chest, squeezing tightly as I rocked my hips slowly against his, the tongue licking at the back of my hand softly.

"'Tachi, unh." He groaned, his back lifting off the ground in a painful looking arch. He opened his eyes slightly, looking up at my with that glazed look in his eyes, and a slight arch in his eyebrows.

And if luck would have it, the front door opened, Sasuke and Suigetsu fighting over something stupid. Deidara and I were were frozen, but it was like they didn't even notice us for they continued arguing all the way upstairs to their room. I couldn't believe it- I didn't even hear the car pull up!

I hurry to get off of Deidara when I hear Mom's voice from outside. "Help with the groceries?" I turned to Deidara, who's eyes are still half lidded with desire, a raging boner in his pants. I'm still turned on too, but I know the moment has been ruined so I offer a tilted grin/grimace and point to the bathroom. As Deidara shuts the door behind him, I go to help Mom.

"Thanks, sweetie." She said, I only nodded. I didn't trust my voice not to be rather husky. I gathered bags that had pasta, flour, bread, veggies, and picked up a gallon of milk and followed behind her. I usually bring in the bags and she puts them away. I set the groceries on the counter and automatically turned on my heels to get more loads.

However, as soon as I was back in from my third trip, Mom wasn't in the kitchen. Instead, she was standing in the bathroom doorway. Wanna know something about that door? It doesn't have a lock. And you know what else? That door was wide open from Mom opening it, and I nearly dropped the bags. Mom was standing there with a surprised look on her face, but I don't know what Dei was doing.

Slowly, she turned to me and gave me a cheery smile. "Dei-Dei's asking for you, Itachi. I'll get Sasuke or Suigetsu to help with the rest of the groceries. Just go find out what he. . . wants." The way she smirked around that last word made me shutter at the embarrassing position she must have caught Deidara in. When I opened the door, I see I'm not too far from my mental image.

Horror stricken, Deidara was on his bottom, but his legs were bent and spread, pants low on his thighs. My mouth was suddenly dry at the sight; Deidara's hands on his erection, hist shirt pulled up around his torso. I could see that his nipples were stiff. His whimper- a low and seductive thing that it was- snapped me out of my daze and I stepped into the bathroom and shut the door behind me. I moved the chair that was underneath the vanity set under the door knob so no one could come in when things got loud.

Shortly after that, we had gone back to my room, and promptly fell asleep. I don't know how long we had been in there, but knock and mom whispering "Itachi, Dei-Dei, dinner is almost ready."

I could hear her footsteps getting further away quickly, so I guessed she was walking away from the door fast, just in case Dei and me hadn't quite finished.

"Alright!" I called after her. I felt Deidara's head jerk on my shoulder. I think he might have been just waking up. I poked his side and he squirmed, making a giggle.

"Yo, up." I said.

He muttered something under his breath, making very poor attempts at getting up, so I pulled him to his feet after I stood up.

"I'm up, Tachi, un." He mumbled, nearly stumbling forward if I hadn't pulled him against me. "I'm standing up, un." He corrected lazily, holding a finger up while he wobbled around, trying to stand up on his own.

I never noticed how drunk he acted when half asleep until that afternoon.

Once he was more awake, I sent him out first, telling him I'd be there shortly. I turned back to my previously made, but now un-made bed, and began straightening it up. When I got to the dining room, Deidara was fully awake and sitting at the table, talking happily with Mom while Suigetsu and Sasuke fought over who got to eat first.

I could tell that Mom was talking about what just happened by the blush that was on Deidara's cheeks.

I sat down across from them and listened to their conversation, waiting to see if I needed in intervene at any moment by telling her that there were children at the table. Though, I hardly doubted that Suigetsu didn't know a thing or two about sex, that he hadn't already told Sasuke.

One question that struck me speechless, though, was when she leaned in closer to the blonde and tried to whisper and not get noticed too badly. She had a smile on her face as she asked, "So, is my son as talented as everyone says he is?" Deidara grew redder and it looked like he wanted to disappear. I smirked, but I said warningly:

"Mother." I tore a roll and ate part of it, not looking at them as I tried to explain that she wasn't exactly too quiet. Thankfully, Sasuke and Suigetsu were having a mini food-war to even begin noticing the inappropriate conversation. Mom smiled teasingly at me and nibbled her salad. Deidara looked thankful.

"Where's Dad?" I asked.

"Your father is staying late after work most nights to have enough solid evidence on Dei's case," She answered. Sasuke perked up at the ention of his father.

"Deidara has a case?" He asked. "Why?"

While neither Mom or I could come up with a quick enough answer, Deidara said, "so I can prove that you're an alien, un." He gave my little brother a skeptical look, as though not believing in the 'alien's' disguise.

Sasuke looked so bewildered that I had to stifle a chuckle by stuffing my mouth with mashed potatoes.

"What!?" Sasuke finally yelled. Suigetsu laughed at him.

"Yup, you're an alien, yeah." Deidara stated matter-of-factly, while calmly eating his roll. "Most of your kind don't know that they're aliens unless they're told."

"Ha-ha! Sasuke's an alien!" Suigetsu jested.

Sasuke glared at him. "Don't make me turn you into the armada, stupid human; I can destroy you in seconds!" Needless to say, my little brother looked dead serious. Enough that Suigetsu managed to look frightened. I grinned.

Suigetsu pouted. "No fair; I want to be an alien too..."

Deidara took a drink and stated just as normally as anyone could: "You're a shape-shifter, Suigetsu. I've already turned you into the FBI, but they dismissed that case file even though I have pictures of you turning into a shark, un."

Suigetsu looked aghast. Mom was having a little episode over in her chair, enough that I thought she was going to choke on something trying to withhold her laughter. I had to snigger at that one.

"Anyone else we know not human?" Sasuke asked, barely getting the sentence out because f how hard he was laughing at Suigetsu's expense.

"Oh yes, very many, un. Hidan especially."

"What's Hidan?" Mom asked, paying strict attention to what Deidara had to say.

"He's a Wendigo." He said, smiling at the both boys' confused looks. "They're immortals. They used to be human, un, but they started eating other humans and absorbed all their energy. Then they got the ability to run at super fast speeds and they're able to mimic the human voice, un."

Deidara, Mom and me all had a good laugh over that one; the looks on their faces were priceless. Now they probably would never go near Hidan. . .

"Anyway to kill them?"

"Oh yeah, only one though, un." Deidara smiled, picking at his food with his fork. "You have to torch them, but it has to be a special, magical torch. The magical kind, you know, un."

"There is also Kurenai." I said, taking my turn to mess with the mental states of my brothers.

"What about Kurenai-sensei?" Suigetsu asked quietly, turning his attention from Deidara, who was now giving me a questioning look, to me who was mouth the word 'selkie' to him without being noticed by the other two.

"Kurenai, un?" Deidara said, looking down while trying to figure out what I was trying to tell him.

Without warning, about a minute later, Deidara sat up straight with a surprised look on his face. "Kurenai, she's a Selkie, un!" He said loudly, almost yelled.

"A what?" Sasuke, Suigetsu and Mom asked. I was a little surprised by that, mostly because Mom didn't know what it was; she's the one that taught me what I know.

"A selkie. They're seal faeries, un. The females can ditch their seal pelts and walk on land as a beautiful human. But if a human finds their pelts, they must marry them and have their half-seal babies, un. But, if the Selkie finds their pelt, they leave, and the human is left to die!" Deidara said with a half-hearted shrug. "But those are the only ones I know of, un."

"How do you find the pelt?" Suigetsu asked darkly, catching Deidara by surprise.

"Oh, that. That's easy, un." Deidara said, pausing to take a breath, looking at Mom when he was about to start talking again. She was giving him a stern and warning look. He ducked his head slightly and mumbled, "I don't know."

Sasuke gave him a bored look, turning his attention fully to his food he had yet to touch.

"So what's this case about?" Suigetsu asked, piling his spoon full of mashed potatoes and shoving it in his mouth.

Deidara opened his mouth to speak, but found nothing to say that wouldn't give too many things away, so he closed it again.

"Don't worry about it, sweetheart, it's nothing too big and it's being taken care of. Just eat your dinner." Mom said, noticing that Deidara was having a hard time in finding something to say.

Suigetsu just pouted but obeyed, eating his food without any other questions about Deidara's case.

Dad didn't come home until the boys were in bed, but me, Deidara and Mom were still up. He brought us to the living room to talk.

He looked at each of us before saying, "If you want a solid case to start with, you'll need to give a precise testimony of all your father's done to you. Pictures of old scars, bruises, doctor reports and such."

Deidara nodded numbly, and I was sure that most of the things his father's done to him was still fresh in memory. I gritted my teeth, clenching the hand that I had just recently taken the bandages off of. I wanted to kill that bastard.

Deidara was sitting next to me on the couch and I could feel how tense he was when his hand slid underneath mine and he laced his fingers with mine and squeezed tightly. The mouth on his palm moved a little against my palm, but stayed closed.

I was grateful for that too; I didn't consider now a good time to be laughing. Not even close.

Deidara looked unsure about it and he squeezed my hand tightly again, moving a little closer. Mom seemed to notice the uncertain air around Deidara and she leaned forward and placed her hand on his knee with a reassuring smile.

"We can worry about it in the morning, Dei-Dei." Mom said softly. "It will take time, and you can take as long as you need; there's no doubt that it won't be a painful process." Jerkily, Deidara nodded, and looked around at us.

"Thank you." He said even more quietly. "For everything. . . For believing me." The hand tightened in mine unconsciously.

I couldn't help it, he just seemed so lost. I urged him to look at me, and I kissed him. I heard a small gasp from my parents, and I'm sure Dad'd heart skipped in shock, but that all seemed so far away.

I broke it first after a moment and I hugged him tightly.

"You're welcome."

COTk: Gawds, that was aweful! I'm sorry that it took years for that! I will do better next time. . . Though, since I never promise things I can't control. . . I won't promise that I will get anything out soon! Also! For those who are interested in it, new chapter of Troublesome has been added finally too! XD I'm on a roll!

And I also have to work on -Doctor too. . . Guess I gotta go to BBCAmerica for some inspiration. . . Penis out!