I have been lately learning that people are LOVING this fan fiction! And not by reviews here, since you know, i only get one or two from here, but on dA.. which, as some of you also know, i have posted up to chapter three ("We Can Do It") there..

also, i was thinking about making a dA name strictly committed to Q Squared.. of course, i don't know if anybody would consider looking at it so.. message me somewhere if you would actually watch it..lol!

Well, on to the next chapter! I think you'll all like it!

The funniest part is, i thought of the idea for this chapter literally 30 seconds before i posted it! Thank god, i thought i was going to ruin my song pattern!

"Avenue Q²" is not owned, approved, authorized or recognized by Jeff Marx and Robert Lopez. "Avenue Q²" does not correctly describe how "Avenue Q" was created, or what Princeton's purpose is according to the minds of Jeff Marx and Robert Lopez. Neither "Avenue Q" or "Avenue Q²" is not authorized or approved by The Jim Henson Company or Sesame Workshop which have no responsibility for it's content.


Over the next day or so, Ginger was starting to admit that she was "hopelessly devoted" to Nicky. Why Nicky? Well, she had no freaking clue! But she had a feeling it was how he was funny, and sweet, and nice, and couldn't see through her lies, and goofy, and well... hot! There, she admitted it, Ginger Leanne Robyns thinks that Nicholas.. something.. is sexy!

Oh my god, Ginger thought to herself, I'm in a love with a man who has an unknown last name! That is strictly forbidden! I mean, what if it clashed with my name or-.. wait a minute! I don't have to worry about that! I'm an actress! Actresses keep their maiden names! Well, usually..

So she quickly got over that and tried to think of other things she didn't know about him. Which was pretty much everything else! But that was nothing a few casual questions wouldn't fix! Unlike a few problems she also had at the moment...

Her second problem was that she was still dating Jimmy, who was getting more boring-and creepy- by the date! For the past three dates, Ginger had to remind him that she believed in abstinence, and that her virginity was very important to her. Luckily, that was not a ding!

Ginger's third problem was that the musical was getting bigger and more expensive than her and Princeton could handle! It felt like every time she turned around, a whole stack of blank sheet music would disappear. Unfortunately, it turned out that the Bad Idea Bears had stolen it, so Ginger was stuck with 1,625 pages of extra sheet music.

And of course, to top the whole damn thing off, Ginger had her seasonal flu, and- drum roll please- her period!

Gee, God's loving me this week!, Ginger thought before going into a coughing fit on the couch that was covered in tissue boxes, sheet music, and more tissues!

"Hey Ginger, I've got to go stop at the grocery store for Rod, so-" Nicky stopped when he saw his roommate in the sea of tissues. "You okay?" Ginger gave him the most evil stare Nicky had ever seen in his life.

"What do you think?"

"Well, I think you've got some type of bug or so-"

"It was a rhetorical question!" Ginger said in her drama queen way, her voice getting squeakier by the minute, almost like how when Rod yells at Nicky for doing something stupid. She quickly regretted it when she saw the somewhat hurt look Nicky had on his face.

"I'm sorry, Nicky," Ginger felt bad for yelling at him, "I've just been really stessed lately. My auditions suck, my songs suck, my love life sucks, everything in life currently sucks!"

"Yeah, well, that's the requirement of living on Avenue Q! You're life has to suck!" Nicky shrugged as he put his hand on Ginger's shoulder, almost causing Ginger to squee out loud. It was a good thing she was a professional at hiding secrets, and acting! "You need anything?"

"Just some NyQuil," Ginger placed her hand on Nicky's. Did I mention she was a master at flirting without any man noticing? Which sucks too, but it has it's advantages sometimes, "and some Ginger Ale. Oh, and- no I'm not gonna ask for that!"

"Really, Ginger! I'll get you whatever you need!"

"No, we're not that close yet," Ginger shook her head, laughing a bit.

"Ginger, I mean it!" Nicky was being serious.

"Fine," Ginger shrugged," could you get me some tampons?"

Nicky's face quickly turned red, causing him to look like a Christmas Tree, which was a bit early, considering it was the middle of September. "What kind?" Nicky swallowed the embarrassment, biting his lip so he would laugh or scream 'Oh my god! Why am I an idiot for asking if you needed anything?'.

"Nicky, there's no difference," Ginger shook her head.

"How am I supposed to know this?" Nicky couldn't help it, he laughed just a little bit, "I mean, I was an only child, my mother died when I was young, so it wasn't like she was sending me to get some!"

"Oh," Ginger quickly stopped her giggling, "I didn't know that."

"Oh, not many people do," Nicky shrugged, "even Brian doesn't know. Just Rod, and well, you now. Of course there's a million of other things nobody but Rod knows.."

"Like what?" Ginger was curious. Nicky sat on the side of her, one of the only spots where there weren't tissues (a/n: what's with me and describing tissues today? I guess it's cause there's pretty much nothing to describe!)

"Well, nothing major really," Nicky shrugged, "Let's see.. I'm half monster-"

"Oh, like that's not major!" Ginger shoved Nicky playfully, "I didn't even know somebody could be half monster!"

"Oh, they can be, it's just rare for the child to survive and all. I was what they called 'a miracle baby'," Nicky rolled his eyes. "It's not that important to me, I'm not like Kate Monster, wanting to save Monsters from the terrors of racist people!" Ginger laughed. She liked learning more about Nicky. It was nice to know things about him other people didn't know.

"So your mother was the monster?" Ginger asked.

"Yeah, she- wait how'd you know that?"

"Oh," Ginger shrugged, "I just remember learning in some class one day that the fur for a male monster for their, well, I guess you could call it hair, comes from the mother's genes and how furry a monster's body is depends on the father. And well, you're no Trekkie, so-" Nicky laughed at her small joke. It was well known that Trekkie was one of the furriest monster's in New York.

After a while, Nicky forgot about the food shopping and they started talking more. Nicky learned about how Ginger had never felt connected to her mother or father, and Ginger learned that Nicky had always wanted to go into culinary, but mostly baking. Which had surprised her a lot. After all, baking had always seemed feminine to her.

The two had ended up watching a movie that night, after Nicky had gotten a stern yelling from Rod about how they wouldn't be able to have a decent supper until the next day, which wasn't very important to Ginger, since when she was as sick as she was, even chicken noodle soup made her queasy. Ginger didn't remember much of what had happened in the movie, since she had fallen asleep on Nicky's shoulder not even ten minutes through it. Nicky would have woken her up, but for some reason, he couldn't do it that night. Maybe he was just to tired himself to care about it, or maybe- no! Nicky shook the crazy thought out of his head as he turned the television off and fell asleep as well.


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