Hibari is a Cupid

Tsunme went home to Japan after staying in Italy for a year and a half. Her brother is marrying his girlfriend anyway and she doesn't want to miss the opportunity of meeting her even if it means that she'll see her ex.

She drove her car to the Vongola mansion with such calmness that really matches her personality sometimes.

The brunet sighed as a familiar feeling over came her. It was excitement. She was excited to see her future sister-in-law and Giotto and... Hibari.

xXx

"Are you really sure about marrying a bastard like him?" Hibari pointed at Giotto with his chopsticks.

Giotto glared at the younger male.

Alaude laughed femininely. "Of course, I am." she said.

The younger Hibari shrugged. "If you say so... but tell me if he betrays you, okay?"

"As if I'm gonna do that, right?" Giotto said with an irritated tone.

"Who knows? You might be just like your sister." Hibari said with dripping venom.

Giotto's eyes grew at the way Hibari talked about his sister. "What are you talking about? Weren't you the one who cheated on her?" the blond slammed his fists on the table which made it tremble violently.

Alaude looked at Kyouya, waiting for him to answer.

"Why would I cheat on her, right?" Kyouya answered with the same tone.

"That was the same question I wanted to ask you, Hibari-san." Tsunme said from behind the skylark.

All the three of them looked at the newly arrived brunet.

Hibari smirked. "Then why didn't you ask, Sawada?" he asked with deadly aura.

Tsunme looked into silver orbs which contained nothing but hatred towards her. Her heart stopped beating for a while before she looked at the woman who sat across her ex-boyfriend. "Wow! Small world. You even brought your mistress in our own mansion." she said sarcastically.

Alaude's eyes grew big. "Mistress?"

Hibari looked at his sister then back to Tsunme. "Don't call my sister a 'mistress' because she's not."

Tsunme cocked an eyebrow. "She's your sister? I didn't know you had a sister!" she said with such shock that her eyes almost popped off of her head.

It was Hibari's turn to cock an eyebrow. "Did you ask me if I had one?"

Tsunme shook her head no.

"Then how would you know?"

"You could have told me, you fucking bastard and that wouldn't have been the reason why I broke up with you."

The three occupants of the room gasped. So that was the reason... They all thought.

Tsunme blushed at the thought of breaking up with her beloved just because of a stupid accusation.

Hibari stood up and left the room without any word. He walked to his car and started his engine. He massaged his temple to stop the building pain in there. He drove away and didn't plan on seeing Tsunme again until the wedding of his one and only sister.

xXx

"You're so stupid." Giotto said to Tsunme as the latter took a sip of her tea.

Alaude bit her tongue to stop herself from laughing. She took her phone from her bag when it started vibrating like crazy. "Hello?"

"I don't think I can come to your wedding." Kyouya said on the other line of the phone.

"Don't you ever dare not come, Kyou-chan... I'll kick your ass if you do that." Alaude said with a deadly aura which made Giotto and Tsunme shiver.

"I really can't I have..."

"You do not have anything to do that day so come or else..."

Kyouya sighed. "Fine but I'll just stay for a few minutes then I'll leave."

"In your dreams, Kyouya. Come on, this is my wedding we are talking about! It's not as if I'll get married every year, right?"

"I know..."

"Then come."

"I am coming..."

"Good. I'll see you soon, okay?"

"Nn..."

Alaude sighed as she pushed the end call button. She put the apparatus back in her bag.

"He's not coming?" Tsunme asked.

Alaude smiled. "I don't know. He may or may not come."

Tsunme looked at her cup. "It might be my fault. I'm sorry."

Alaude looked at Tsunme coldly. "You should have known better than to accuse my brother of cheating you. He was never that way." she said with so much seriousness that Tsunme thought that the older woman hated her for what she did. Alaude smiled. "But you sure taught him a lesson."

Tsunme looked confused. "What?"

"He learned to take good care of what he owns or else that thing will be gone in a blink of an eye."

Tsunme bit her lip as she took in what Alaude had just said. Thing... that means Hibari-san only think of me as a thing that he possesses. Pain overcame her heart that she had trouble breathing.

"Alaude..." Giotto looked at his fiancée with a warning look.

"You'll piss my brother off if you ever look at me like that in front of him." Alaude said with a smirk just like Kyouya's.

Giotto gritted his teeth.

Tsunme cleared her throat as she stood up. "I'm going to rest." she said weakly. "Excuse me." She marched out of the room and went to her bedroom. She threw herself on the bed and started sobbing. "I'm sorry..." she recited over and over even if she was aware that Hibari Kyouya would never hear her.

xXx

Hibari sat on the stool in front of the bar where he was almost as red as a tomato due to the alcohol he had been taking for the past 30 minutes. He just couldn't accept the fact that Tsunme broke up with him because of a stupid conclusion of him having an affair.

The bartender smiled at him. "Slow down, sir or else, you'll get into an accident when you drive drunk." the nice man said.

"Shut up and leave me alone." he skylark said in annoyance. "I won't be driving."

The blue-eyed guy still had his smile intact. "If that's what you want, sir."

Hibari glared at the bartender who seemed to be annoying him big time.

The bartender has those piercing blue eyes that tend to suck in those who are weak; that ebony black hair; that slim waist; those sexy arms and legs are all sucking Hibari towards the bartender.

Hibari stared at the hands of the bartender. "Hey, bartender!" he called drunkenly.

The bartender looked at the skylark with a smile. "Yes, sir?"

"What's your name?"

The bartender looked taken aback but smiled. "Nowaki Hiroto." he answered. "What's yours?"

"Kyouya Hibari."

The bartender was shocked. "You are Kyouya Hibari?"

Hibari cocked an eyebrow. "You know me?"

"Well, Tsunme had told a lot about you whenever she comes here."

Hibari stop putting his glass to his lips mid-air when he heard Tsunme's name.

"She was a real nice girl." Nowaki continued blabbering. "Whenever she comes here, there are only two things as possible reason why. It was either she was happy or sad which was a rare occurrence."

Hibari turned interested.

"The last time she went here, she was really broken. She flooded the bar with her tears."

"When was that?"

Nowaki thought for a while. "Maybe a year and a half ago?"

Hibari kept the stern look on his face. "That was because of her stupidity."

Nowaki was shocked. "What?"

"She thought I was having an affair only to find out it was my sister. She broke up with me back then."

Nowaki laughed. "For real?"

"Damn yes."

Nowaki had given up and laughed to his heart's content. "And she drowned herself with alcohol that time until she dirtied all over this bar."

"That must have been gross since she's always gross when she pukes around."

Nowaki laughed. "You sure you were her boyfriend?"

"I am."

"Damn, you embarrass her too much. She'll kill you if she finds out."

"The question is... will she find out?"

The bartender smirked. "You sure can make deals. What do I get in keeping this little secret of ours?"

Hibari smirked back. "I'll tell you what that marshmallow freak wants."

Nowaki blushed. "You knew?"

Hibari's smirk grew wider. "You've been staring at him for a while now."

"Do you know him?"

Hibari gave a small smile which took the bartender aback. "He's name is Byakuran Gesso."

"I already know that info. Can't you give me other information?"

Hibari took a sip of his wine before looking at the bartender with those silver orbs of his. "Except that he's a marshmallow freak and likes messing with the pineapple head."

Nowaki pouted a little. "And who, may I know, is this 'pineapple head' you are referring to?"

"His real name is Rokudo Mukuro, an illusionist."

"Illusionist? That sounds interesting."

"You'll have to kill that bastard before you can have your hands on the marshmallow freak." Hibari was already dead drunk that he was almost leaning on the bar.

"I've never seen you like this, Hibari-kun." Byakuran said from behind the drunken skylark and gave the bartender an angelic smile.

Hibari glared at Byakuran. "It's none of your effin' business, Marshmallow Freak."

Byakuran chuckled as he took the stool next to Hibari. "Is there a problem? You can tell me if you want." he said with a friendly smile.

Hibari looked at the bartender before looking at Byakuran then back to the bartender. "Hey, No... No... Nokiwa? No..." he tried to find the name of the bartender in his mind but failed miserably. "Bartender, can you please ass-rape this bastard for me?"

Nowaki's eyes grew wide and his face turned a nice shade of crimson but collected his composure quickly and gave the drunken skylark. "What are you saying, Kyouya-kun? You're already drunk maybe you should go home."

Hibari looked into those blue orbs before looking at the green ones of Byakuran. "She's so stupid." he said painfully as he stood up. "I'm going home." he walked a little clumsily that he tripped but Byakuran caught him in time.

"Oops..." the white-haired man said as he sat Hibari back on the stool. He touched the other's face. "Hey, Kyouya, pull yourself together and go back to her if you still want her." he said softly.

The younger one looked at Byakuran. "She broke up with me because she thought I was having an affair only to find out it was my sister she saw I was hugging."

Byakuran smiled understandingly. "I won't say it was okay because I know it's not so why don't you just let me help you, huh?"

Hibari looked into those green orbs. "Fuck you. I'm not homo." he suddenly said with a weird tone.

"I didn't say you were."

"Yes, you did."

"I didn't."

"Did so."

"Did not!"

The bartender laughed at the sight in front of him. "Hey." he took their attentions. "Can you please wait for me until I finish here? I can be of help too."

Byakuran smiled at the bartender. "Byakuran Gesso." he offered a hand shake which Nowaki eagerly accepted.

"Nowaki Hiroto."

"It's nice to meet you, Hiro-kun." the white-haired man said with his infamous smile. "So, I guess you already know our friend here."

"Yep."

"Okay, we'll wait for you."

Nowaki smiled oh-so-sweetly. Oh, my God, Hibari-kun... I'll kiss you next time! I need to thank you big time about this!

Hibari smiled at his companions. "Thanks..." he said before going to dream land as his head leaned on Byakuran's shoulder.

xXx

Hibari was awakened by the moans and groans that he heard somewhere in the room he was in. He wasn't still fully awake but he knows somebody was fucking somebody. Byakuran and the bartender?

He didn't give a damn anymore. He just continued his travel in dream land where Tsunme held onto him like he was her life line.

(^_^)

Byakuran slammed into Nowaki's body like there was no tomorrow. Actually, he doesn't drink but the only reason why he keeps on going to that club was because f the bartender that he was fucking now. He had been interested with the said man.

"A-ah!" Nowaki's high-pitched voice filled the hotel room they rented.

They had put Hibari on the couch so he won't be disturbed in case they moved wildly.

The bed creaked in protest as Byakuran's movements grew faster and harder.

"M-more..." Nowaki whispered in ecstasy.

Byakuran did as he was told. He couldn't possibly reject an offer from his beloved, right? Especially when those long, milky legs are wrapped around his waist and those long, milky arms are wrapped around his neck and those luscious lips were on his neck, right?

"G-Gesso-k-kun!" Nowaki almost screamed when Byakuran hit his prostate.

"Call me Byakuran..." Byakuran said as he hit the spot again and again.

"B-Byakuran!" Nowaki chanted as bliss overcame his body.

xXx

Hibari, Byakuran and Nowaki had breakfast together with the two latter smiling like idiots and the skylark ignoring them.

"Hey, Kyouya-kun, how was your sleep?" Nowaki asked innocently, wondering if they had awakened him.

"Fine." the skylark said without looking at them. "Except when I was awakened by those loud moans and groans."

Nowaki blushed hard. He looked down on his plate while pursing his lips.

Byakuran just laughed casually. "Well, we're so sorry about that, Kyouya-kun."

Hibari just shrugged as he continued munching the food in his mouth.

Byakuran smirked. Next time, I'll make you drink a whole lot of wine so you'll always be nice.