Disclaimer: Still don't own Maximum Ride. *frowny face*

Companion piece to 50 Shades of Iggy. Written in Iggy's point of view and this is again, in no way, shape or form, M-rated.

1. Maxie is the leader of our little gang, also known as the Flock.

2. Actually, we aren't a gang. If we were, we'd be able to wear cool leather jackets and get piercing and tattoos and stuff.

3. Speaking of tattoos, she won't let us redeem our free tattoo coupons until we are older, even though I'm obviously old enough.

4. Anywho, her favorite drink is the blood of her enemies.

5. Even though I can't see her, as far as I'm concerned, she has the prettiest auburn/light brown hair with chocolate eyes, which may or may not be barfed chocolate.

6. I'm just kidding. . . ha. . ha. . (please don't hurt me.)

7. Her "favorite movie" is Clash of the Titans.

8. Her actual favorite movie is Beauty and the Beast. I like that one better because Clash of the Titans is scary.

9. She hates the color pink but loves the color black. The color of death and destruction.

10. But also the color of skunks, panthers, ink, er, nighttime, but I don't like to include that one because I don't like the dark.

11. Funny thing is, our fantastic leader hates the dark as well. Shh.

12. Max wants to go to Australia one day because she's convinced it's the warmest country in the world.

13. She doesn't know how to drive.

14. One time, when she pretended to know how to drive, we got pulled over. Instead of handing the officer her license, she handed him a McDonald's coupon and drove off into the sunset.

15. We managed to escape by leading the police into the woods. And since Max doesn't know how to drive, we hit a couple trees.

16. She has a tumblr. I don't know what her url is because she won't tell me.

17. And she's always doing some crazy things with that. One day, she wrote everything down instead of speaking, because she "wrote" that it was an experiment for that website. I'm still convinced she was just pretending to be Fangles.

18. Her favorite smell is the scent of victory.

19. But she loves the smell of roses, old books and spring as well.

20. Max always tells us she doesn't sing. . .

21. Liar, liar, pants on fire.

22. We recorded her in the bathroom once and put it on youtube. It got over a million views before she smashed the computer to pieces.

23. Did you know it's hard to steal a computer? Max had it fit it under her shirt like a baby.

24. . .Just kidding, again. Ha. . ha. She would never do that, I swear.

25. Oh, I know this is supposed to be about Max and all, but if you haven't noticed, I get distracted often. So I just wanted to tell you that I can type this because Nudge programed my computer to talk in Max's voice.

26. Don't tell Max that.

27. She sleeps with a teddy bear she has fondly named, "Furry Bear."

28. "Furry Bear" is untouchable. You touch him, you die. FOREVER.

29. Her favorite animals include tigers, sharks and panthers.

30. Plus, she also likes naked mole rats because she feels bad that they're naked.

31. Her favorite time to fly is at night, among the stars.

32. She doesn't write poetry.

33. Max loves the fog. She says it's "so mysterious, dark and dangerous."

34. I swear she doesn't write poetry.

35. I don't know what kind of music she generally listens too, but I know it's none of the stuff Nudge listens too.

36. The only reason why she hates worms is because Gazzy split one in half and showed her that it was still alive since it had two hearts or something.

37. I am not partial to worms myself.

38. A word to describe Maxie would not be sexy or hot or anything like that, it would probably be beautiful or pretty, because that's what she is.

39. She would care to disagree, but I think we can agree to disagree.

40. After the incident with Fang, both of us hate Skype, Oovoo and anything else that lets you talk on the computer. Pure evil, I'd say.

41. When given sugar, she get's a bit crazy. Like one time, she said, "Better close the door, Igs. We don't want the unicorns to come in. Those crazy boogers."

42. Since she is most probably going to read this later, I will say this, "Um, again, don't hurt me. I had to tell the readers something about you and I was running out of ideas."

43. Also, when she gets super sleepy, she acts like she's drunk. Today, she decided that she would wake up at 6:07 a.m. instead of 6:05 a.m. because she believed that six and seven were in love with each other.

44. Which shouldn't be true, because six was scared of seven, since seven "eight" nine. When I told her this, she threw a pillow at my handsome face.

45. I've got something great planned for this Valentine's Day. I can't tell you what it is now; that would ruin the surprise, but I can tell you, Maxie's going to be so excited.

46. She doesn't wear much jewelry except for the necklace I gave her. It's a half of a heart and when put together with mine, it makes a whole heart. I think her's says, "Be Frie."

47. If you're confused, mine says, "st ends."

48. Anyway, I've got to wrap this up soon, so I'll tell you this: Max hates to talk on the telephone and makes me answer every single call. Or Nudge or Gazzy or Angel. Sometimes even Total.

49. Secretly, she loves Dance Dance Revolution but she's just jealous she can't beat a blind guy's high score.

50. Well, I have to say that even though Max isn't perfect, she is obviously the one for me. She's nice (most of the time) and pretty and smart, and a great friend, leader and girlfriend. (Soon to be wife. Shh. . I could say just kidding here, for Max's sake, but. . .)

A/N: Wow Iggy, dropping a hint at the end there! Sorry for the late update, by the way, I'll try to update sooner next time. Also, Black Streak, you can still request a drabble! :)