AN: Back to the Evil Shrink people.

While Bryan and Jack were exchanging pleasantries, Dr. Caligula ran as far as he could in order to escape the fury of Bryan Fury.

'I shouldn't have skipped PE in school.' he said as he fell to the ground, exausted.

Coming from the opposite directions was Asuka who was running from the perverted and drugged Hwoarang, as he was hellbent on grabbing her ass.

'Keep away you asshole!' shouted Suki as she bumped into the breathless heap of lard that was Dr. Caligula.

'But I like your ass.' said Hwoarang in a drugged haze as he accidentaly grabbed Dr. Caligula's ass.

'Ich bin der Käse!' shouted Dr. Caligula, while headbutting Hwoarang.

'Gee, thanks, Doctor. I would have never shaken that druggie.' said Asuka sarcasticaly.

'Ja,' said Dr. Caligula. 'Und now can I please grab your tits?' he asked.

'Eww, get lost you old pervert!' shouted Asuka as she punched the doc in the face.

'I am not old. It's just my face.' said the doctor.

'Whatever, man. I'm outa here.' she said as she ran away, leaving him with the KOed Hwoarang.

'Auf. Now I am all alone again.' he said.

'We're not alone, doc.' said Howarang as he woke up. 'You got me.'

'Und das is good?' asked the doctor sarcasticaly.

'Jeah, doc. Togeter we gonna stick it to the man.' said Hwoarang.

'You are obviosly still stuck in your teenage years.' said the doctor. 'Und you smell like a teenager too.'

'Jeah, doc. I'm a part of the new generation, and I have a MySpace too.' said Hwoarang again.

'What is your MySpace?' asked Dr. C.

'myspace. com / iwantkazamasass.' said Hwoarang.

'I have one too. myspace. com / kinkyshrink4u.'

It's a Kinky Shrink?' asked Hwoarang. 'I thought you were the Evil Shrink.'

'Nein, that's the real Caligula. I am the Kinky Shrink. I want to grab asses and b00bz.'

'I like that too, doc.' said Hwoarang.

'We should have our own TV show. The Butt Patroll.' said the Doctor.

'Yeah...' said Hwoarang gesticulating wildly. 'Grabbing ass because we are horny and perverted.'

'Ready or not, we grab your sexy ass, Hwoarang and Caligula.' rapped Dr. C.

'Hey, doc. You can rap?' asked Hwoarang.

'Ja. Austrian rap is world wide, homie.' said Dr. Caligula.

'Word. We should rap together.' said Hwoarang.

And together they rapped:

I am the mighty Caligula
I am dope like LSD,
I am fly I kick it old school,
I'll tell you that for free.
On the stage I rock the mic,
my psychos is so tight,
other rappers best step off,
I'm bad like Dolamite.

I'm from the streets you know it's true,
my homies are all dead,
fuck with me you'll join them too,
I'll cap you in the head.
Don't make me get up from this chair,
I'll pop you like a zit,
you step to me as if you bad,
bitch please you ain't got shit.

I'm the mighty Caligula
The might mighty Caligula
I'm the mighty Caligula
Might might mighty Caligula

Ah yeah, Dr. Caligula is in full effect!
Check this shit out.

Bitch you think I'm bad,
I ain't even started yet,
I'll whack your whole damn crew,
and not even break a sweat.
My rep is fucking huge,
my dick's harder than concrete,
getting paid and laid,
gangsta player elite.

Frasier Crane can suck my dick,
that bitch got no PhD,
I lost count of mine,
I got stupid whack degrees.
Complex math it ain't no thing,
I'm mad dope crazy fly,
like Quantum formula,
I'll leave you asking why.

I'm the mighty Caligula
The might mighty Caligula
I'm the mighty Caligula
Might might mighty Caligula

Ah yeah, that's some serious bad-ass, Wu-tang, Scooby gang,
funky-ass shit I be laying down on your ass!
Dr. Caligula is in the house and he be taking care of business.
Peace! I'm out of here!

'Rock out with your shrink out!' shouted Hwoarang.

'Ja, und now wee must find the WSD.' said Dr. Caligula.

'What's a WSD?' asked Hwoarang.

'Weird Samurai Dude.' said Dr. C. 'I think his name was Yoshimitsu.'

'I saw him.' said Hwoarang. 'He was at a carnival nearby.'

'Fo shizzle, Hwoamizzle.' said Dr. C and they both headed for the carnival.

At the carnival, they were looking for Yoshi.

'Who owns this carnival?' asked Dr. C.

'I wike carnival.' said Xiaoyu who materialized in front of them.

'Welcome to Xiaoyu-land!' shouted Heihachi as he too materialized.

'Weren't you a pedo?' asked Hwoarang.

'Naw, man.' said Hei. 'I just like giving candy to little girls and making theme-parks for them.'

'Oy, so you ain't a perv.' said Hwoa.

'Ai. What are those two doing?' asked Dr. C.

'Hey. It's Jack the Janitor and Bryan. They've come to the carnival too.' said Heihachi.

'Ja. Upon introspection,' said Jack. 'Bryan and I decided that we are gay and that we love each other. Now I don't have to go back to making family comedies.'

'Yeah, and I no longer have to be a lethal weapon.' said Bryan.

'Well, that's a happy ending for you.' said Hwoa.

'Gotten Himmel!' shouted Dr Caligula.

AN: This be tha final chapter to my insane fic. review the whole thing or just the last chappie, i don't care. Caligula out.