Red Wine Lipgloss

The next morning, I decided to show my lipgloss brand to that hopeless kase of bird krap, AKA, Kylie.

I dragged Kourtney along with me. We found Kylie lying facedown on the kouch. In her hands, there was a bag of sour kream and chive potato chips.

The TV was on, and Season 3 of our show was playing on it. Girl is a kreepy duck. I mean, why was the TV on in the first place, if she was doing that?

Anyways, I knew how to "wake up" Kylie. I snatched her phone from her pocket. Girl immediately sat up.

"Check it out, I made a new and improved line of makeup, made by me!" I put the locket around my neck,(which was quite hard, what with my hijab around my neck.) and I pressed the opal.

The locket changed from pretty pink (Kourtney was wearing a pink top, with a leather jacket) to yellow, which was the kolour of my skirt and hijab ( I was wearing a kream koloured top, a yellow skirt, a yellow hijab, and kream koloured heels.).

Kylie just sat there with a stupid expression on her face.

And then, I opened it, and I dabbed a bit of lip gloss on my lips. Funnily, it tasted somewhat like... RED WINE!

Oh, dear!

I will ask God for forgiveness, but I can only do that after my period ends.. Anyways my main mission now, was:

Kill Kourtney.

It turns out, Scott had surprised her with 4 kases of red wine, and she had gotten so drunk, she added a drop of red wine on her lip gloss. Then, she mixed it up.

Oh my.

I saw her dabbing some lip gloss onto Penelope and North's lips this morning.

I run away from her, and go to Khloe, who I hope didn't do anything like that with her lip gloss, too.

A/N

Oh my god, I have such unfaithful readers. First of all, I only got sixty something views, and absolutely NO REVIEWS AT ALL! WTH is wrong with you, my not-so-dear readers?! Even though the haters gonna hate, hate hate, hate, hate, I'm just gonna write, write, write, write, write. Write it off! Write it off!

Hasta La Vista!