Disclaimer: Skip Beat! does not belong to me.
A/N: The final part is much funnier, thank goodness. Any major grammatical errors are intentional. Any others will be dealt with accordingly.
--Skip Beat! Stories You Wish Will Never Come True--
Fun With Grandma Fuwa Part Two
Sakiko barged into the room and roared as she saw what that pervert bastard was doing to her almost granddaughter. The man had dared to kiss her on the cheek! He had deflowered little Kyouko-chan! The bastard and Kyouko both jumped as they looked into her direction. There was an angry aura surrounding her and the younger woman knew she had seen some "hate spirits" swarm around her.
"She's too young to become a woman,"the old lady screeched. Ren went over and tried to calm the seething woman, but to no avail. Getting her cane, she pounded his head with it.
It hurt like no freaking tomorrow.
"How dare you violate her like that, you lecherous fool," she roared. Getting the broken bottle out of her flamingo pink handbag, she swung it towards him, but Kyouko stopped her in time.
"Grandma Fuwa, no!!"
"Get yer ass outta Grandma Fuwa's way, child! Granny's got to beat this creep to the ground!"
"But all he did was kiss me on the chee--"
Kyouko froze as she realized what she said, and immediately stiffened. Grandma Fuwa looked horrified and could not help but run--or rather, walk extremely slowly--over to her sort of granddaughter and hug her...while pounding Tsuruga with her cane. Apparently, everyone outside heard the commotion and barged in. Yashiro arrived first and freaked out when he saw what was taking place.
"Fuwa-san, no! Ren didn't do anything wrong,"he cried. The old woman glared daggers at him and hissed that he had indeed did something wrong.
"This filthy pervert deflowered my little Kyouko!"
Upon hearing this, everyone got extremely quiet. Ren, who was still quite alert, looked stricken as she yelled this and knew he had to set the story straight before anything happened (at that moment, Yashiro's face broke into a huge grin)...too late. He was unable to find the words of what to say and was left staring around at the stunned crowd. The old woman glared daggers at him and spit in his face. Then she looked around at Kyouko and snarled, revealing dime store dentures.
"Really, child, really," Sakiko barked, "I'm surprised that person hasn't tried to do anything to you before!" Her sort of granddaughter took a step back and gulped.
"G...Grandma Fuwa. All he did was ki-."
"All he did was kill your girlhood!"
"Shut up! Will you quit talking about such a serious matter when all he did was kiss me on the cheek?!"
The crowd got silent as Kyouko's words sunk in. The young woman was enraged, with the "grudge spirits" swarming around her.
"Ohhhh....Such anger,"Grudge One cooed.
"Let's choke the life out of the old hag,"Grudge Two cackled.
They swarmed towards Sakiko, who effortlessly formed a "Hate Shield" and knocked them to the wind. Bits of debris went flying through the brave "Kyouko Grudges" and they fell to the floor with a comical bang.
"Ma...ster...We've...lost the..battle,"they wheezed before disappearing back into Kyouko's body. Now, of course, no one but Kyouko and Sakiko saw the grudges but everyone still felt a sort of gloom fall over the room.
"Grandma Fuwa, why are you here,"Kyouko asked irritably. Sakiko walked over to her and stroked her hair.
"So, what I predicted all those years ago really came true after all,"she said softly, which was basically like a hyena trying to talk. Her granddaughter looked up for a moment and could not find the words to reply to the comment. Luckily, Grandma Fuwa went ahead and spoke for her.
"Well, it doesn't matter anyways because I just got a job that will help make sure you and him resolve these issues!"
"Um, Madam Lady Goddess Fuwa, what exactly is it," Yashiro whimpered. The poor man wasn't sure what was scarier, Grandma Fuwa or a sparkly Ren.
"Well, child, I'm gonna --" The sound of a conveniently placed vacuum cleaner prevented the audience from hearing what she had said. Luckily, the people in the story had heard and did not need for it to be said again.
Everyone froze and the air got very chilly.
Kyouko blanched and slowly whispered, "Eh...but...How?"
Sakiko smirked and rolled her eyes, as if Kyouko asking that very question was stupidity itself. She sighed and decided to answer the incredibly foolish question.
"Lory-kun gave me permission, child." Ren looked in her direction and raised his eyebrows.
"Fuwa-san,"he exclaimed, the sparkly smile on maximum overdrive.
"Yes, ingrate,"she raspily replied. The ingrate went on to ask how on earth the president could have agreed to letting someone like her get away with something like that. The old woman politely responded by pounding him in the head with her cane.
"Oh, trust me, I have ways," she snarled. Somehow, the call they got later on that day about how the president was in the emergency room because of a broken bottle accidentally falling on him about four times answered the question.
--Meanwhile--
"Shou, you have a call,"Shoko exclaimed. The superstar grabbed the phone and lazily said hello. His eyes widened a moment later and his hands started shaking while the mysterious person on the other end continued to talk. Finally, the conversation ended and Shoko was left to ask who it was.
"Gr...Grandma Fuwa...The scariest woman in the history of forever," he muttered, still shaking.
"But, what's so scary about her if she's just an old woman?"
"Let's just say that she was one of the main reasons I ran away from home with Kyouko."
"What? She's that bad?"
"You don't know what scary is...Now, she just called to tell me something I'll never get over."
"Um...what?" Honestly in Shoko's opinion there was no way an old woman could be terrifying (the lucky soul had never met Fuwa Sakiko, though, and was so far immune to the terror).
"She's going to be Kyouko's manager."
--The End--
A/N: I had to choose my words very carefully when I was typing this chapter. There was the issue of Ren "deflowering" Kyouko without her permission , which is in itself a very serious matter had he actually done anything. Grandma Fuwa will appear again--she's just too sweet of a lady not to. I will try to get a new story up soon.