A/N: definitely AU – Holmes encouraging Watson to write? How could he?? But seriously, I wonder why Watson didn't write anything besides Holmes' related stuff.

- Have you ever succumbed to poetry?

I laughed easily.

- No, Heaven forbid. Not since college, anyway.

He nodded, a drawn-faced sage in a black frock-coat.

- Drama?

- Holmes! Don't be ridiculous.

- I am not. One would expect an author to try his hand at different genres.

I shrugged and settled back; the brougham swayed drunkenly.

I didn't regard myself as some tragically misunderstood literature prodigy; it was my fascination with his personality and work that kept my pen moving. Without him, why should I continue? And now that he was back, it didn't seem a great loss to lay it aside.

- Sermons? Reviews? Libretti? No? Is there any other kind of wordplay you might feel yourself suited for?

Eulogies. I sobered.

- Why so interested in my writing?

He waved his hand evasively.

- I somehow expected to see more of it in the past years, is all.

In the past years, rang in my head.

- I wasn't sure what cases would be less disruptive to your clients.

- Our clients.

- Oxford street already!

- Your diversions are by no means as trustworthy as your discretion… I was trying to tell you – and I shan't repeat it either – that your stories are quite… readable.

He missed them.

- Just don't go in for burlesque.