Looks like I finally got this chapter out, sorry about the wait. Hope you guys like it!
Erika POV
"What... what are you doing?" I look into the closet to see Will in fetal position in the corner while G is feeling up the clothes.
"I'm going through everyone's pockets, that's what you get for locking me in here you savages! And jokes on you cause I found your candy stash, and you aren't getting it back! Mwahahaha!" She laughs as she holds up a handful of candies.
"G, this is our room,so it's only our clothes that are here, and that's your candy stash. In fact, I'm pretty sure you are the only person who likes to hide random piles of candy everywhere..."
"Nooo! Nobody makes me eat my own candy!" G shouts dramatically.
I sigh and roll my eyes at her, then turn and look at Zayne. "You owe me twenty bucks."
Zayne just stands there with the most shocked and confused expression on his face, mouth slightly open. Meanwhile Jess continues to jump up and down blabbering on. "You get it? Huh? Like 'Nobody makes me bleed my own blood' but with candy. Get it? Cause candy always tastes better when it comes from other people, like food and-"
"You've been eating the candy in there, haven't you?" I say.
She stops and pouts. "No! Maybe. You can't prove anything!" She screams and runs over to the window, pretending to jump out of it.
I roll my eyes at her once you again. "You're ridiculous."
"Don't you mean Rickdiculous?" She grins.
"No." I reply dryly.
"Well I'm only Rickdiculous, what is this re-diculous you speak of."
"And just like that, I'm done." I say flatly.
"No, you can't be done with me! You will never be done with me!" G shouts.
"Watch me."
"Oh I will watch you, baby. I'll watch you all night long."
"I'm sure you will."
"Oh you know I will, and we can do some things, you know? You know what I mean? Do you know what I am sayin? Huh, sweetcheeks?"
I give her a weird look. "What the fuck are you sayin."
"I'm sayin that we are going to sext and meme eachother all night, it'll be hot." She smirks.
"Uh huh..." I ignore her and turn back to Zayne. "You still owe me twenty bucks."
G jumps back in front of me. "Ooh, whats the twenty for baby? You gonna get a hooker? Get another girl to join our party? Am I not enough to satisfy you anymore?"
"That's one cheap hooker, I don't know if I'd want her, with that price she's probably nasty... And no, you were never enough." I say with a straight face.
"I thought you like it nasty?" G smirked.
"Maybe I do, you don't know." I cross my arms.
"Oh I do know, trust me." G wiggles her eyebrows at me. "You know what I'm sayin."
"You wish you-"
I get cut off by a giant furball hurling past me, I quickly grab at the flying object.
"It's about time you woke up you lazy cat. Welcome back to reality bitch, this is what you get for sleeping so long." I clutch the cat against my chest. She practically screeches in my arms as she tries to escape until she finally gives up, realizing it's a useless struggle, and allows me to rub my face all over her as she hangs in my arms, disgruntled. "I missed you baby, you shouldn't hide from me so long. Yes, I know you want down but that's too bad. Maybe next time you shouldn't be gone so long. You're sleeping more than G now."
The cat just looks away and begins to ignore me. She then fixes her eyes on Zayne and just glares at him, her ears slowly getting flatter. I pop the top of her head "No, you can't kill him, he's a friend. You have to play nice."
"What?!" Zayne shrieks.
"What?" G and I say simultaneously looking up at him.
"You just told the cat not to kill me, and you said it so nonchalantly. You literally just ordered the cat to not kill me, and made it out like it was no big deal. You just smacked the cat, and told it no killing me! What part of that is not... What the fuck!" Zayne continues to get more and more riled up, making the fuzzy beast in my arms to get increasingly more anxious.
I just look back at the cat and utter a simple "No." and she settles back down in my arms as I look back up at Zayne. "She's a her, not an it. And you need to calm down, you're always freaking out." I roll my eyes.
"I thought you knew her cat was psychotic?" G said quizzically.
"My cat is not psychotic!" I defend. "She's a sweetheart, she can just be a little overly protective is all. Isn't that right sweetie?" I begin to love on her as she utters a soft meow.
"She's psychotic, just like you." G looks at me pointedly. "As I said before, match made in hell."
"But my cutie is an angel." I pout, snuggling her closer. The cat starts purring loudly and rubbing her face a bit agaist me. It's almost as is if the action was solely to back me up, but I still look at G pointedly. "See?"
"Yeah, so is Lucifer." She retorts. "Or Metatron."
"No, fuck Metatron, hes a pussy! My cat isn't a pussy, are you sweety?" I croon. My cat flattens her ears and gives a quick hiss in G's direction, then goes back to purring and loving on me. I laugh. "See? she agrees with me."
"Technically your cat is a pussy." G grins.
"You're cat is Satan." Zayne says like he's stating a fact.
"And you're friend still hasn't come out of the closet." I point out.
"Holy shit, he hasn't!" G exclaims.
"Yeah, and he's a horrible friend." I jerk my head to Zayne.
"What! Why?!" Zayne whines.
"You probably didn't even realize he was still in the clost, you selfish prick. And what kind of friend locks their friend in a closet in the first place?" I point out.
"You locked your friend in the closet too!" He cries.
"Hey, don't make this about us. She knows what this is. You on the other hand were supposed to be his friend." I click my tongue at him in that 'shame on you' way while shaking my head at him. "Look, even Antossity is dissapointed in you." I lift the cat up towards him and she just hangs there, flattening her ears against her head.
"I'm pretty sure the cat is just done with your shit." G laughs. "It's okay, I can't always deal with her shit either."
"Psh, what shit." I say. Both the cat and G give me a look. "Well fuck you guys too, damn. The hell Antossity, you're supposed to have my back, the fuck."
G laughs. "You taught her to be as bluntly honest as you, what do you expect?"
"You talk as if you own the cat, the cats here are supposed to own us." Zayne comments.
"And you talk as if you don't have a friend still in our closet." I chirp. "The cat and I own eachother, you have bigger problems to worry about. Like the fact that your little friend is hiding in our clothes."
"Oh my god, between the two of you." G said, souding exasperated. "I'll go get him. You two are horrible, and you!" She looked over at Zayne. "Are terrible friend. You won't even support your friend and help him gain the courage to come out of the closet." She smiles and then turns to toward the closet.
I stop her. "No, you'll scare the poor child."
She gives me a weird look. "I'm pretty sure you would scare him more than I would."
"Me? At least I wasn't laughing maniacally while raiding my own clothing and shoving candy in my face!" I point out.
"This isn't about me, It's about the skeleton I have in my closet that's too afraid to come clean about his sexual preferences. " She poses dramatically before turning to the closet. "Never fear, my Skele-friend, I shall help you out of the closet!"
"I'm done." I walk towards my bed and plop down on my stomach.
"Aww, what. You can't be done." G pouts.
"That's too bad cuz I am." I start playing with the straps of a black backpack by my bed.
"Whyyy~" G wails.
"Feel like it." I shrug. "I lost interest, I'm bored again."
"Fuck." G instantly responded.
I look up at her. "What?"
"Nevermind Skele, I'm joining you." G shouts towards the closet.
"Why?" I make a hurt face.
"Because you become more evil than your cat when you get bored."
"My kitty isn't evil!" I pout at her.
"Evil is live spelled backwards and that's what your cat does, so it's evil. There, cat's out." She then proceeds to revert back to the closet, walking like Zoidberg. I just watch her dissapear into the closet, the wooping slowly fading out, then go back to playing with the straps of the bag left by my bed.
"Wha-" There is a look of pure confusion on Zayne's face. "What the fuck was that?"
"That was a G."
Sorry for cutting it short, just wanted to hurry up and get a chapter out. I'm not sure if the next chapter is gonna be short but after that I'm gonna try to go back to making them at least 4k words again. See yall next time, deuces!
~Weirdo and Jess (Or is Jess the weirdo? *dramatic music in background*)