Disclaimer: I do not own Tiny Toon adventures or any of the characters. Please don't sew me!
Omg! I want to six flags great adventure last weekend and it was amazing! I went on a lot of rides. Also bought something at the looney tunes shoppe. I'm dealing with hearbreak right now so this chapter has some heartbreak in it. Anyways! I forgot what I was going to say -_-
Chapter 10 He did WHAT?
"Agent S! What is he doing here?"
"Omen, Furball saw Stalgic in the bathroom. I'm sure of it!"Silly said typing something into a giant computer at an astonishing rate.
"Where are we?" Furball asked gazing around.
"FBI headquarters," Silly answered.
"FBI?"
"Feline Behavior Investigators. We make sure felines, and sometimes other species of animals don't succeed in plans to take over the world or destroy things or something," Silly said not looking away from the computer. "Not to be mistaken for Federal Bureau of Investigation."
"So that's what Shirley meant when she said secret agents!" a familiar voice said startling everyone.
"Buster?"
"Hey," he said.
"What are you doing here?" the female cat asked.
"We got bored so we decided to follow you," Hamton said coming out of the shadows from behind Buster.
"Where are the ninjas?" Plucky asked from behind Furball with the girls next to him.
"Ninjas?" Omen asked.
At that moment something went wrong with the computer Silly was using and started acting crazy. Wires sparked, the computer blew and random rocks and gravel fell from the sky.
"What's happening?" Fifi screeched.
"Silly typed too fast and overloaded the system!" Omen shouted over all the 'error' and 'malfunction's the computer kept saying.
A hatch from behind Babs opened to reveal a gun. It pointed straight at the Tiny Toons and fired its sickly green ray at them.
"Wah!"
Moments later the computer finally broke and stopped yelling, the laser became hidden again and everyone was frozen in shock.
"I think I figured out who the ninjas were," Buster said coughing and getting out from under a piece of machinery.
Everyone but Silly and Omen were dressed in black, had nun chucks and shuriken on their pitch black belt.
"The ninja ray fired at them. They have ninja skills now," Omen said to Silly getting over his shock.
"That works. They can help find Stalgic," his fellow agent said.
"Ok now remember the plan. Ninjas go in first and distract her while we sneak up from the AC and capture her."
"Right!" they all said in unison into the walky talky then rushed into the girls bathroom yelling, "AAAHHH!"
"I thought you said they had ninja skills now," Silly sighed wishing her friends would be stealthier.
"Doesn't mean they're going to use them. As long as they get the job done," he partner said. "When I lower you, you have to fire your net gun and trap her then headquarters will take care of the rest."
"What do you mean by headquarters will take care of the rest? You aren't a field agent anymore so why are you here? Why do I have to go down you know I hate being off the ground even if it's only a foot or two?" Silly demanded.
"Fine I'll go," Omen said and jumped from the vent into a small opening that led to the bathroom.
Did he just-? Hop out the vent where he could have easily been caught? Is all that catnip getting to his brain? Silly thought angrily.
"Shoot her now!" Silly whispered.
"A bunch of untrained ninjas? What is that the best the FBI could do?" The disfigured cat laughed while she watched the Tiny Toons trying to fight rabid dogs then turned to a giant black pot in the middle of the pink bathroom and started to throw things in.
"We're losing!" Plucky yelled.
"No! The battle is not over yet!" Babs said in a deep tone and pausing after every word. "We. Shall. Fight!" She tackled the dog closest to her and threw a shuriken at it only missing by a whisker. The dog freaked out and bolted out the door yelping.
"Dumb dogs," Stalgic muttered while she stirred her pot with a big metallic spoon.
"What are you waiting for?" Silly hissed annoyed by the black cat's hesitation.
"Starla," Omen said wide eyed. He was so shocked he let the gun slip from his hands and it fell to the ground. With a loud crack the gun hit the tiled floor and discharged pulling both Silly and Omen into a giant metallic net.
Stalgic looked up from her goo as Silly and Omen hit the ground with a thud. "Well, well. What have we here?" she slowly walked towards them forgetting all about her mixture. "Looks like a man stealer and a backstabbing heartbreaker to me."
"Starla?" Silly meowed amazed to see her old best friend again.
"Who's Starla?" Buster asked while swinging his nun chucks around at his K-9 attacker.
"My name is Stalgic now!" she yowled pausing right in front of the two agents.
"What happened to you?" Silly asked reaching out to touch her enemy's ugly face.
"What happened to me? YOU dare ask what happened to ME. It was all your fault! If it wasn't for you I would still look normal!"
"What did I do?"
"What? He still didn't tell you about his betrayal toward me?" the evil cat asked.
"What is she talking about, Omen?" the yellow cat asked her partner.
He looked away guiltily and said nothing.
"This is what happened!" Stalgic said.
-Flashback-
Omen was standing on one side of a room filled with evil, menacing destruction machines. In front of his was his fiancé and Silly dangling by a thin rope over a tub of blue bubbling liquid. Frisky, a green male cat, was standing next to them. Silly was unconscious while Starla was fully awake next to her. She could feel the harsh, tight brown ropes rubbing up against her soft, sleek blue fur as she struggled to free herself.
"Let them go!" Omen shouted at the male green cat in front of him.
"Ok. I'll let them go," Frisky said. "But I can only let go of one. The other one will be dunked into the de-toon mixture I made."
"De-toon mixture?"
"That is correct. You think you can't kill a toon? You're wrong! I have made something that can kill toons. Permanently!" he laughed then held up a remote with colorful buttons on it. "With a press of one of these buttons I can drop both these cats into it or I can drop one. It's your choice who dies. Silly, Starla or both! There's no way to rescue them both."
"That's just cruel! You're pure evil, Frisky!" Starla shouted. "I can't believe you were ever our leader!"
"Thank you! I try my best to cause pain, misery and distrust in everyone around me," the ex leader grinned. "Now, Omen, who will you choose? You have to hurry because time is running out. One minute left."
"Omen!" Starla shouted. Even though the yellow cat next to her was her best friend she didn't want her fiancé to pick Silly over her.
"Starla, don't worry! I'll find a way to save both of you!"
Slightly surprised at him not saving her immediately Starla kept quiet and kept chanting in her head, he's just trying to be noble. There's no way he still has feelings for her. There's no way he will chose her over me, over and over in her head.
"It's no use. You have to decide."
Omen started to shake violently as he realized Frisky was right, he couldn't save both. Panic glistened in his pitch black eyes. He didn't say anything, but he didn't need to. Frisky knew who his choice would be and so did Starla.
"You can't do this! I'm your fiancé! We're engaged! Why am I always second best?" Starla shouted with tears forming in her pale yellow eyes. "Why did you propose if you didn't really love me?"
With a click of a button Frisky sent Starla plummeting to her doom. One last unfinished yelp escaped her throat as she fell.
"Mwahahahahahaha!" Frisky laughed evily and escaped when a helicopter came down from a big hole in the ceiling and flew him away.
-End Flashback-
Silly was at a loss of words. Her jaw was dangling and eyes wide in disbelief.
A/N: Kinda over writers block. Almost summer vacation! EEEE! REVIEW!
