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Chapter 10- Nico

Nessie's family all introduced themselves. Emmett, her uncle, had the build of Ares but the gleam in his eye and smile of Hermes. Rosalie, her aunt, was gorgeous. She had brilliant blond hair and was tall and slim. Rosalie reminded me of Aphrodite. Alice, Nessie's aunt, was short and looked like pixie. She kinda looked like a little my step mother, Persephone, but she had a very ADHD attitude. Jasper, her uncle, was lean and had the expression of a warrior- as though he'd seen too much to bear. Jasper reminded me of an Apollo kid with his looks but also an Ares kid. Esme, her grandma, was petite and looked very gentle. She reminded me of Hestia, my favorite goddess. Carlisle, Nessie's grandpa, looked the most at ease as he smiled at us. He looked like Apollo and had that presence of leadership like Percy. Edward, her dad, looked about 18 and had red hair. He looked like an Aphrodite kid as well. Bella, her mom, looked around 18 and she was smiling brightly. She looked very much like a Demeter kid. All of them looked way too young to be parents or grandparents. Nessie's dad and aunt, Alice, seemed to be looking at Percy, Annabeth, Grover, Tyson, and I weirdly. As if we had done something to frustrate them.

Grover and Tyson looked uneasy and very scared. I could tell Percy and Annabeth noticed it too so we pulled both of them aside and asked what was wrong.

"How do I put this as gently as possible?" Grover asked, to himself mostly.

"They're all monsters." Tyson blurted timidly.

"WHAT?! NO THEY ARE NOT!" I exclaimed. I knew Tyson and Grover were able to smell monsters but these people were not monsters.

"Yes, they are Nico. They smell kind of like empousae but not quite." Grover answered.

"And the big, dark boy smells like a puppy!" Tyson chanted, I could tell he was speaking of Jacob since all of Nessie's family was chalky pale.

"That's not possible." Percy exclaimed and then looked to Annabeth "Is it?"

"I'm not sure. Tyson and Grover have a keen sense of smell but I'm extremely confused by this." Annabeth muttered the last part of her sentence almost to herself. Now we were all frightened- Annabeth was never unsure or confused.

"They have unnaturally pale skin, gold eyes, they're all good looking, and they all look too young to be parents, aunts, uncles, and grandparents." Percy stated.

"My gods! I have unnaturally pale skin and they could just be blessed by Aphrodite!" I wasn't giving up so easily on the matter of Nessie's humanity.

"Nico calm down. We'll keep an eye on any inhuman qualities. For now just have fun." Annabeth ordered to all of us. We nodded and then walked inside.

The house was amazing; even Aphrodite's kids couldn't have made this place look better. It was clear, open, and light. Nessie's family led us to their dining room. We sat down as Nessie's grandma, Esme, placed food in front of us.

"I wasn't sure what you would like so I just stuck to the basics." Esme clarified.

All five plates were covered with mashed potatoes and well done steaks. Jake plate was the exact same as ours. Nessie only had a steak but it looked very undercooked. The rest of her family had nothing in front of them, not even Coke like what Esme gave us to drink.

"Thank you very much, Esme. This is just perfect." Annabeth said as we all ate. Leave it to Annabeth to be polite.

"Aren't you going to eat?" I gestured to the adults.

"No, we ate before." Jasper, Nessie's uncle, said.

Percy and I locked eyes. We were both amazing liars and immediately able to tell that they had not eaten before. Plus if you were expecting company why would you eat without them?

"So, Edward, how old are you?" Percy said. It was a rude question but if it gave us answers we were up to it.

"17." He said automatically and then he caught his mistake- if he was 17 there was no way Nessie was his child. "I mean I wish I was 17 but sadly I'm 47."

"Don't we all wish we were 17?" Carlisle, Nessie's grandpa, said trying to distract us from Edward's response. Everyone laughed as if the answer was nothing.

But Percy, Annabeth, and I had already locked eyes and had decided to find out what they were before it was too late.

"Are you all related?" Annabeth asked innocently.

"No, Jasper, Edward, Rosalie, Emmett, and I are Carlisle and Esme's foster children. Only Jasper and Rosalie are related, plus Renesmee's parents are her biological parents." It was the first time I heard Alice speak besides saying hello. Again Edward's spill looked very bad if he was Nessie's real father.

"Wow, I can't believe you're not related yet you all have the same golden eyes. How do get eyes so golden?" Annabeth was acting dumb and it was helping.

"Special diet." Jake muttered and then Nessie and Bella kicked him.

"Contacts." Rosalie said quickly while she glared at Jake.

"Can you pass the bread please?" I asked, it was in front of Nessie's mom and I was going to deliberately feel her skin.

I did and I pulled back in fear. Her hand was freezing, under freezing level most definitely. That couldn't be natural, no matter how long you were stuck in an ice cream freezer you couldn't get this cold. She grimaced at my wincing, like she expected that to happen.

"So what are your jobs?" Percy asked.

"I'm a doctor." Carlisle said, it wasn't a lie.

"I'm a mechanic." Rosalie said, it was a half lie.

"I'm an interior decorator." Esme said, half lie.

"I'm a fashion designer." Alice said, half lie.

"I'm a wrestler." Emmett said, lie.

"I'm in the army." Jasper said, lie.

"I work at a library in Seattle." Bella said, bigger lie.

"I was in the army." Edward said, bigger lie.

So all of them had either half lied or lied, besides Carlisle who told nothing but the truth.

There was a minute of uneasy silence.

It was Tyson that broke the questioning and the slience; Tyson that started the war for it was Tyson that said-

"What kind of monsters are you guys?"

We all grimaced at Tyson and the Cullen's- and Jake- looked utterly horrified.

"What did he say?" It was Nessie that broke the extremely long silence, her tone matching her face.

Before on of us could answer Tyson blurted out- "Grover and I smell monsters. I wanted to know what kind you are."

"Um." Grover, Annabeth, Percy, and I all said.

"What do you mean you smell monsters?" Esme asked timidly.

"Well I'm a Cyclops and Grover is a satyr so we can smell monsters."

"Tyson!" Percy yelled.

"Wait, satyr and Cyclops from Greek mythology?" Bella exclaimed.

Tyson nodded smiling stupidly.

"But that's impossible." Edward muttered. If they were monsters they would've known about Greek mythology and what we were. This was getting confusing.

"Uh-uh." Tyson said sounding like an upset 4 year old that was being told he was wrong.

"Look, I think it's time for us to go. Thanks for your hospitality." Annabeth said as she headed for the door. Annabeth and Percy locked hands and ran ahead with Grover and Tyson on their tail.

Only I stayed behind.

"You're not human, are you?" Nessie asked very quietly.

"No." It was of course partly true, I was half human. It was so stupid of me to admit that I wasn't human but I just couldn't lie to her.

"You aren't either?" I asked silently.

"No, I'm not." Everyone looked horrified at Nessie's response, including me.

"Nico, we need to leave right now." Percy ran back in and pulled on my arm.

I let him drag me away but kept staring at Nessie as she stared at me.

CLIFFHANGER

I'm sorry if it wasn't that funny but I think that it was cause when my friend read it she was laughing! I love Tyson and I think it was totally in his chracter to do that!

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