OK, so this one is going to be short, smutty, and fluffy juxtaposed to the next one that is going to be long and angsty. Thank you again to my reviewers, you make it all worthwhile. This also kind of goes off on rants a little...


"So glad that we don't have school," Logan moaned as he took the pills from James's hand and downed them in one gulp. James chuckled and gave him water.

"Yeah, going to school with a hang-over would suck," James said and helped Logan out of his nest of a bed. He liked a lot of pillows and blankets and had to roll sideways out in order to get up in the morning. Logan looked over and noticed Kendall had moved so that his feet were on his pillow and had started on a new drool puddle. He grimaced and turned to walk into the kitchen.

"Need…coffee," he grumbled and grabbed the biggest mug in the cupboard, loading it up with two heaping spoonfuls of sugar and filled it to the brim with hot coffee. James watched in awe as Logan poured the whole cup down his throat while it still steamed. The shorter by smacked his lips and made another, drinking this one like a normal human. He poured himself a bowl of cornflakes and settled into the table.

James opened the fridge and fished out a pudding cup from his secret stash behind the bacon. No one except Mama Knight cooked bacon, and she never cooked bacon unless she had bought replacement, and she didn't want his pudding as long as he didn't take her stash of Reese's pieces that she hid behind the hair straightened. He sat down across the table from Logan and began to spoon the goo into his mouth, moaning in delight. Logan gave him a "wtf" look.

"Pudding for breakfast?" Logan asked. James looked up from his treat and glared. He spat his spoon out into the cup.

"Hey, pudding is the best breakfast food. It has eggs and milk in it," James said and went back to having mouth sex with his pudding. Logan finished off his second cup of coffee and went back for a third.

"Dude, how much coffee can you drink?" James asked. Logan paused, spoonful of sugar on its way to the cup.

"Well, I haven't had this much in a while, but we were out late and I have a hang over and I don't want Gustavo to know about it," Logan said, "Mama Knight put me on a limit when we got here. My record for coffee consumption stands at four pots in one night." James's eyes went wide and his mouth dropped open.

"Four pots?" he asked incredulously. Logan shrugged.

"I had this mega project due and I pulled three consecutive all nighters," Logan explained, "And hockey practice to boot." James shook his head.

"I can only have one cup before I get jittery," James said and shuddered. He spooned the last bit of pudding into his mouth and began licking the cup clean, trying to get every bit of chocolate out. Logan watched, his pants tightening as he sipped his coffee and cleared his throat. James looked up.

"Bathroom. Shower. Two minutes," Logan growled. James smirked naughtily and bolted to get clothing. Logan headed into his room and picked up two other objects in addition to the pile of clothing. Carlos was mummified in his cocoon of blankets and didn't look like he would wake up. Still, Logan carefully shut the door and headed towards the bathroom.

James was already in the shower, and Logan stripped quickly to get behind him. He wrapped his arms around the taller boy's waist from behind, holding him close and pressing his erection against James's ass. James sighed when he heard a click of a lid and liquid run down into his ass. Two fingers entered him and a pair of lips kissed the back of his neck. James sighed as the fingers twisted and curled. Logan pushed in a third finger and reached up with his other hand to cover James's mouth when he pressed against his prostate. James moaned into Logan's hand, which effectively muffled most of the noise. Logan let his fingers slide out and stepped back, ripping open a foil packet and rolling on a condom. He drizzled more of the lube on his dick and stepped forward, pressing in slowly.

"Ungh," James said and hissed. Logan stroked his back with one hand and held his hip tightly with the other while slowly sliding in. When he was fully inside, he just stood pressed against James's back as the warm water poured over both of their bodies. James held tightly to the soap shelf and whined into his other hand. When he felt his body adjust to the intrusion, he gave a nod and Logan began to thrust inside of him.

"Mmm, mmm, mmm," James grunted as the shorter boy fucked him, reaching his hand down and stroking him off. He yelped into his hand as he came and his shaking legs refused to hold his entire weight, so he leaned over to rest his weight on his hands. Logan thrust in rapidly, getting closer and closer. He bit gently onto the skin of James's back and came. Gasping, he pulled out and tied the condom off, throwing it into the toilet and running a hand along James's shaking back.

"We…gotta get clean," Logan said and James nodded, reaching for the shampoo.

When they got out of the shower, as James was blow drying his hair, Logan carefully stashed his lube and condom wrappers into his dirty pants and headed off into the bedroom. Carlos and Kendall were just emerging from their respective bedrooms as he ducked into his own to hide his supplies.

"Ok dogs, time to get in the sound booth to practice the new song," Gustavo said and the boys stood up to go sing when they were abruptly joined by the company of Mr. Griffin and his two assistants. James and Logan noticed Mr. Tyler and exchanged looks. Gustavo noticed the looks.

"What did you dogs do?" Gustavo asked accusingly before Griffin had a chance to speak. Griffin answered.

"Mr. Tyler was at the famous Milk Bar last night when he ran across your boys," Mr. Griffin said, "As you may know, the Milk Bar is the most widely known and renowned gay dance club in the country. The rich and famous of the rainbow variety frequent the club at random. In order to get in, one must pay a 1000$ entry fee."

Everyone except James and Logan gaped, staring as if the boys had lost their minds. James smiled and explained.

"In order to get into the Milk Bar, the bouncer has to let you in," James said, "And he lets in people wearing designer clothes for 20$, and pretty people wearing designer clothes for nothing."

"Well, the boys managed to cause quite a scene last night, garner Big Time Rush a massive following with the gay community, and befriend Ricky Martin," Griffin drawled, "And I will be writing another check for your make-up department to buy them more designer clothes." The older man smiled when he noticed Gustavo's dumbfounded expression and James's silent fist pump.

"Continue with this line, I like it," Griffin said and left. Carlos and Kendall rounded on the other two.

"You're friends with Ricky Martin?" Carlos asked ecstatically.

"So're you, remember Ricky from the other night?" Logan asked.

"Seriously? You had s-ouch!" Carlos started when Kendall smacked him on the top of the head. James gave a meaningful glance toward Gustavo and nodded.

Gustavo stared at the check in his hand and back at the boys and back at the check.

"Ahhhhh?" he said and stared at Kelly, who sighed and looked at the boys.

"Just…don't come in hung-over, and don't pull a Lohan," she said and hauled them off to the sound-booth.


I saw the commercial for the movie and wondered how they would be able to make it interesting. Then it flashed to a scene where they were all tied up to chairs and I thought 'Yup, this is gonna be interesting, and rule 34 will definitely jump on it'

So, thanks for reading. I commend your perseverance for making it this far and thank you for your reviews.