Soos is showing Hope, Mabel and Stan around an arcade, "This is it dudes, my favorite place in Gravity Falls." Hope says, "I'm guessing this is one of the places you go to on break." Soos replies, "Yup. Everything I know, I learned right here. A frog taught me how to cross a street. When my house was haunted, I learned how to eat ghosts. And this thing taught me how to dance." McGucket is dancing on a dancing machine, "Woo-hoo-hoo! I've been jiggin' here for seven days straight!" Mabel picks up the plug to the dance machine, "Uh, Soos?" The screen on the game McGucket is playing has a sign that says "Out of order." Soos says, "Let him have this." Stan walks to a new video game called "Insert Token!" and says, "Huh?" He inserts a coin. A game voice says, "Congratulations! You win!" The screen resumes saying: "Insert token!" Stan gets upset and growls. Dipper and Wendy are playing Fight Fighters, with Rumble McSkirmish and Dr. Karate as their player characters. Dipper and Wendy "Oh, oh, oh!" at each other. Dipper says, "Watch out! Wow! Ooh, cutscene!" Rumble says, "DR. KARATE, YOU KILLED MY FATHER AGAIN!" Dr. Karate goes, "HHNNGHHHH!" Rumble replies, "YOU TAKE THAT BACKKKK!" The game announcer says. "Fight!" Rumble and Dr. Karate, being controlled by Dipper and Wendy, fight each other. Dipper says, "Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Go! Go!" The game announcer says, "K.O! The winner: Rumble McSkirmish!" Rumble shouts, "WINNERS DON'T LOSE!" Wendy replies, "What? You cheated." Dipper imitating Rumble, "YOU TAKE THAT BAAACK!" He laughs. Hope walks up, "Hey guys. Looks like you two are having fun." She sits down near them. The game announcer says, "Round Two!" Wendy says, "I'm gonna punch the ref." The game announcer says, "Fight!" Dipper says, "Let's gang up on him." Rumble and Dr. Karate do all of the combo moves so that they aren't hitting each other but it looks as though they are hitting the referee. Hope asks, "Why do they make it so you can't hit the ref? It's boring." Wendy laughs and replies, "It's still fun to try." Robbie is nearby, putting up a flyer. Dipper and Wendy laugh. Robbie says, "Wendy! What's up, babe? Yeah, just putting up some flyers for my band. I'm playing lead guitar. No biggie." Dipper looks skeptically at the picture of Robbie on the poster and asks, "Are you wearing mascara?" Robbie replies, "Uh, it's eye-paint for men." Wendy says, "Hey Robbie, Dipper was just showing me this great game." Robbie replies, "Ha, yeah, sweet, sweet." He then asks Dipper, "Hey, how about you sit this one out, okay champ?" Dipper replies, "But we just started this round." Robbie says defensively, "Whoa, whoa, hey! Relax man, I'm just trying to spend a little time with my girlfriend, alright?" Wendy says to Dipper, "It'll just be one round." The game announcer says, "Round Three! Fight!" Wendy and Robbie start playing the game and talking. Wendy says, "So hey, I'm gonna go camping tomorrow with my dad so, I won't be around." Robbie replies, "Oh, cool, cool, watch out!" He puts his arm over Wendy's shoulder and subtly glares at Dipper. The game announcer says, "Opponent sighted! Fight!" As this happens, Dipper glares at Robbie. Hope sees this reaction and says to herself, "Oh boy."
Hope, Stan, Dipper, Mabel, and Soos are playing poker at the Mystery Shack, using chip snacks as poker chips. Waddles is chewing on some cards while Razorwind is watching. Mabel says, "King me!" She reveals her hand which has two Kings. Hope, Stan, Soos, and Dipper all yell, "Aww! Come on!" Stan says, "It's not fair, she doesn't even know what we're playing!" Mabel asks, "Go Fish?" Electric guitar starts playing outside the shack. Soos says, "Dude, I think I'm picking up a radio station inside my head." Mabel replies, "Try blinking to see if you can change the channel." Soos blinks, nothing happens. Robbie sings, "Wendy!" Dipper says, "Ugh, sounds like Robbie." Stan asks, "Robbie? Is he that jerky twerp I see making goo-goo eyes at Wendy all the time?" Soos says, "He called me "Big Dude" once. I mean, I know I'm a big dude, but it kinda hurt." Mabel asks, "Should I sic Waddles on him again?" Waddles chews Mabel's sweater. Mabel says, "Whoa, easy tiger." Hope asks, "Shall Razorwind and I take care of him?" Razorwind raises his wings and gives a battle grunt. Dipper gets up and says, "I'll handle it." He leaves. Hope, Stan, Mabel, and Soos say, "Ooooh!" Stan laughs and says, "Conflict!" Robbie sing, "Wendy! Wendy, Wendy!" He then shouts, "Wendy! C'mon out, girl! C'mon down!" Dipper asks, "You realize she's not here, right?" Robbie scoffs and replies, "Yes!...What?" Dipper says, "She's out camping with her family today." He then says quietly, "And if you listened to her for once you'd know that." Robbie asks, "What was that?!" Dipper replies, "I-just said she's not here." Robbie asks, "No, no, no! You want to get into it, huh? Let's get into it, kid! You think I don't know what's been going on, huh? It's obvious you've got a thing for my girlfriend, don't you? Don't you?!" Dipper replies, "What? No! C'mon, man!" Robbie says sarcastically, "Yeah, I'm sure she's just DYING to ask out a 12-year old kid who wears the exact same shorts every day. Hey, here's an idea." He pulls out his cell phone and calls Wendy and asks Dipper, "Why don't I call her right now and see if she wants to go out on a date with you?" Dipper says, "Hey! Look-! Don't! You don't have to-!" Robbie, mimicking Dipper, "Oh! Don't! Please, man!" He holds up the phone and asks in his normal voice, "What're you gonna do, huh? What, huh?" Wendy, on the phone, "Hello?" Dipper smacks Robbie's cell phone out of his hand, making it hit the ground and break. Robbie shouts, "My phone!" Dipper says, "I-I'll buy you a new one!" Robbie replies, "Oh no, you're not getting off that easy!" He lifts Dipper up by the collar and prepares to hit him. Stan pokes his head out of window and says, "Hey! I know a fight when I see one! Stay right there!" He closes the window. Robbie throws Dipper to the ground and says, "You. Me. Circle Park. 3 o'clock." While, walking away, "We finish this." Stan arrives with a bucket of popcorn and says, "Aw, he's gone! I was just gonna call the boys over to place a few bets!" He chews some popcorn, "The smart money's on Skinny Jeans." Back in the living room with Hope, Soos, Stan, Mabel, Waddles, Razorwind, and Dipper, who is pacing back and forth. Dipper yells, "What was I thinking?! I can't fight! I've never been in a fight before! Look at these noodle arms!" He waves his arms. Stan says, "Just bonk him over the head! It's nature's snooze button!" Mabel asks, "Boys! Why can't you learn to hate each other in secret? Like girls do!" Stan snickers and replies, "Sure, listen to your sister! Maybe you can share dresses too!" He laughs. "BOOM!" Hope says, "Men act like this because they feel the need to show off their superiority to ladies. The stronger the man, the higher chances of getting a mate." Dipper says, "Maybe he'll just forget about it. Maybe it'll all blow over." Soos says, "I don't know, Dipper. Teenagers are dangerous. Those hormones turn them into like, killing machines!" Dipper asks, "R-Really?" Soos replies, "Oh yeah, dude. My cousin Reggie got in a fight with a teen once. The guy broke like, all his arms, all his legs, and I think, killed him or something, I don't know. Me and Reggie were just talking about it." Dipper backs up into a corner and says, "I can't stay here! What if Robbie comes back!? I gotta hide!" Stan says, "Look, kid. You got yourself a choice here. You can either go face him like a man, or you can hide indoors like a wimp. What'll it be?" Dipper silently ponders what Stan said. Dipper is hiding under the Fight Fighters game machine, while Hope is playing on it with Razorwind watching. Hope says to Dipper, "Wimp it is." Dipper replies, "C'mon Hope, Robbie's twice my size. I mean, what will getting myself killed accomplish? I just need to hide here until 3 o'clock passes." He looks at his watch; it turns into 11:30. "Ugh, this day will never end!" Hope says, "Relax, Dipper. Just try not to think about Robbie." Dipper screams as he looks up at dozens of posters for Robbie's band, all with their slogan: "You're dead!"

At the Mystery Shack, on TV, Sassica berates a teenage girl, "Girl, why you 'ackin so cray-cray?" The audience cheers. The TV announcer says, "Why You Ackin' So Cray-Cray? will be back in a moment." Mabel says to Waddles, "Ugh, poor Dipper. Hiding from Robbie, unable to face his fears." Waddles oinks in response. Stan walks into the kitchen and says, "Fears are for chumps. That's why I don't have any." He tries to reach an item on a shelf and grunts while trying. Mabel asks, "You want me to go get a ladder?" Stan replies, "We don't have one." Mabel asks, "What?" Stan replies, "You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That's why I own ten guns, in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder." Mabel asks suspiciously, "Grunkle Stan, why you ackin' so cray-cray?" Stan replies, "YOU'RE the one who's "ackin' cray-cray!"" He leaves saying, "I gotta go now." Mabel says, "Why would Grunkle Stan be so weirded out by ladders? Of course! I think he has a secret fear of heights! We'll have to test him to be sure! Or we could leave well enough alone...Nah!"

Soos is in the arcade, playing NORT. His avatar falls over. Soos says to himself, "Man, I wonder what it would be like to go inside a video game for real!" He drills his way into the arcade game itself. "I should have thought of this years ago!" He tries to squeeze in. Dipper is now playing Fight Fighters, with Hope and Razorwind watching. He then says, "Stupid Robbie. Such a jerk!" The game announcer says, "Round One! Fight!" Dipper loses the first round. "K.O! Continue?" Rumble says, "A WINNER NEVER RUNS AWAY FROM A FIGHT!" Dipper sighs and says, "That's easy for you to say, you have more than one life. Ugh, I wish one of these guys would fight Robbie for me." Hope says, "Like that will ever happen?" Dipper starts to insert another coin, but drops it and it rolls onto the floor. He bends down to pick it up and notices something written on the machine, and brushes off the dust, revealing the text; Reading the message, ""To unleash ultimate power?" I do like things that are ultimate." Hope says, "Of course you do." Dipper says while entering the code, "Back, back, hold, forward, back, forward, down, hold, quarter circle, forward, triple punch!" The machine shuts down. "I guess it didn't work." The screen flares back to life. "Uhhh Soos?" The game announcer says, "SELECT YOUR CHARACTER!" Dipper replies, "Uhhh... Rumble McSkirmish?" Rumble materializes outside of the game and says, "Kick kick kick kick KICK!" Hope replies, "Whoa. Didn't see that coming." Razorwind has his mouth wide open in shock. Dipper replies, "Whoa! You're real?" Dipper and Rumble both say, "HIGH FIVE!" They high five. Dipper says, "Ow! Your pixels are really sharp! Ugh!" Rumble says, "GREETINGS, CHILD-BOY, WOLF DRAGON AND EAGLE HORSE! I AM RUMBLE MCSKIRMISH, FROM THE U.S.A! PUNCH! KICK! PUNCH! KICK!" He kicks Dipper. Dipper says, "Ow! Cool!" Hope asks, "Are you okay?" Rumble spots a change machine and yells, "CHANGE MACHINE! CHANGE ME INTO A POWERFUL WOLF! HWAAAAH!" He smashes change machine. Dipper say to himself, "With Rumble around, Robbie will be so scared, I won't even need to fight him. I've got the world's greatest fighter to be my bodyguard!" Hope say to Razorwind, "I got a bad feeling about this." Razorwind nods in agreement. Rumble flashes red and says, "I need power ups!" Dipper says, "This is so amazing! I gotta show Soos!" He looks around and asks, "Soos?" Hope replies, "He should be somewhere in the arcade." A man walks up to NORT machine and screams upon seeing Soos literally inside the game. Soos pleads, "Help, I'm trapped in the game! It was cool in theory but in practice it was really boring." Man screams and runs away. Soos says, "It's not just a game anymore!"

Back at the Mystery Shack, Mabel says, "Alright, Waddles. It's time to begin. Operation Get Stan Over His Fear of Heights! I came up with that name." She walks over to where Stan is sleeping on the couch; to Stan, "HAPPY GREAT UNCLE'S DAY!" Stan wakes up and is handed a present by Mabel and asks, "Huh? Is it Great Uncle's Day?" Mabel says, "Ha ha, yeah of course it's not a day I made up." Stan opens the box and pulls out high heels and asks, "High heels? You shouldn't have. Seriously, wha- what? What is this?" Mabel asks, "What's wrong? Are you saying these heels are TOO high? Do they make you uncomfortable? Hmm?" Stan replies, "Maybe." Mabel says, "Admit it! Admit you have a fear of heights!" Stan adjusts the television's antennae and says, "What? That's why you bought me these? You should be ashamed of yourself! And on Great Uncle's Day no less. But no, I don't have a "fear of heights."" The TV announcer says, "We now return to "World's Most Terrifying Skydiving!"" Stan says, "Ah! Ah! Turn it off!" He trips over the dinosaur skull. "So I have a fear of heights. Is that really so cray-cray?"

In the kitchen, Rumble attacks fly; laughs. Dipper says while checking the refrigerator, "Well, we don't have any traditional power ups: turkey legs, pizza boxes, or gold rings. How about...half a taco?" Rumble says, "Place it, on the floor." Dipper puts the taco on the floor, Rumble looks at it, it disappears and then reappears in his power-ups menu. Hope replies, "That's kinda cool." Dipper replies, "I wish I could do that!" Rumble says, "Now I must defeat the world's greatest fight-fighters. Take me to the Soviet Union!" Dipper replies, "That's gonna be tough...for a number of reasons. But I do know a fighter here in Gravity Falls." Rumble asks, "Maximum Power?" Dipper gives Rumble one of Robbie's band posters and replies, "His name is Robbie V. and he's kinda like my arch enemy." Rumble asks, "Did he kill your father?" Dipper replies, "Well he's dating the girl I like and he posts a really annoying amount of status updates." Rumble crumples the poster and says, "And then he killed your father!" Dipper replies, "Uh, sure. Anyway, I was hoping you could, y'know, scare him off for me so I don't have to fight the guy." Rumble says, "Hahaha! Your question makes my shoulders bounce! Fireball!" He shoots a Hadouken at the window, does the actions as he says them. "Uppercut! Downer-cut! Bowl of PUNCH!" He drinks from punch bowl and then smashes it. Dipper asks, "So you'll protect me from Robbie?" Rumble replies, "Challenge accepted! Press start!" A start button appears. Hope says, "Dipper, something tells me that this is a really bad idea." Dipper replies, "It'll be fine, Hope." He presses the button. "Uh oh, I think I hear my uncle. Stay perfectly still!" Dipper and Hope are standing next to Rumble, who is rocking back and forth in a fighting stance. Hope says, "He said stay still." Rumble says while rocking back and forth, "This is as still as I can stay!"

In the attic, Mabel asks herself, "How am I gonna get Grunkle Stan over his fear of heights?" Dipper walks in with Hope and Rumble and says, "Hey Mabel. Have you met Rumble yet? He's my new bodyguard." Rumble says, "The child gave me a taco!" Hope says, "Dipper brought him to life from a video game." Mabel says, "Wow! He's got a crazy voice! Here, say these words." She writes words on a piece of paper and hands them to Rumble. Rumble reading off the list, "Effer...vescent! Apple..fritter! RIBOFLAVIN!" Dipper says, "Mabel, he's not a toy, he's a fighting machine. I'm gonna get him to defend me from Robbie." Mabel asks, "Isn't that kinda like cheating?" Dipper replies, "I guess so. Well, I'll see you after the fight." Rumble, still reading from the list, "POOP! POOP AND BUTTS!" Hope says, "You can stop now, Rumble."
Hope, Dipper and Rumble are now out on Main Street. Rumble says, "Tell me my opponent's special moves." Dipper says, "Don't worry. As soon as he sees you, he's gonna wet his pants." Rumble says, "His wet pants will be no match FOR THIS!" Picks up a metal pipe and whips it around. Hope asks, "Whoa! Where'd that came from?" Rumble says, "I punched an oil drum!" Dipper says, "Trust me, you won't need that. Just give him a good scare." Rumble replies, "Yes…" He picks up a sword. "WITH THIS!" He swings sword around. Hope says, "This street has really dangerous litter."

Back as the Mystery Shack, Stan is drinking Pitt Cola in the living room. Mabel creeps up behind his chair and shouts, "HEY GRUNKLE STAN!" Stan spits his drink out in surprise. Mabel asks, "How would you like to go take a walk nowhere in particular while wearing a blindfold?" Stan replies, "Eh, beats just sittin' around here being old." He gets up, pauses and then starts to sit back down. "Wait a minute...you're not planning on taking me someplace super high up, are you?" Mabel replies, "Grunkle Stan! I would never!" She puts on a scout's honor sweater. "Scout's honor!" Stan says, "Alright, let's go." Stan walks away, and Mabel turns around to reveal the back of the sweater has crossed fingers on it. She chuckles mischievously and pulls her tucked hair out of the sweater so that it's covering the crossed fingers.

Robbie is waiting in Circle Park. Three bells ring. Robbie approaches Hope and Dipper and says, "Well, well, well! Look who decided to show up! I thought you chickened out. You ready to settle this like men?" Dipper replies, "Look dude, I don't think you want to fight me. Let's just call this thing off before someone gets hurt." Hope adds, "I'd heed his warning if I were you." Robbie asks, "You scared, huh? Is that it?" Hope says, "We tried to warn him." Dipper says, "Okay, dude! You asked for it!" He snaps his fingers. Rumble comes out from the dark and assumes fighting pose. Robbie asks, "Who's your friend? And why is he...blurry?" Hope replies, "He's more pixally." Dipper replies, "This happens to be the greatest warrior that ever lived!" Robbie asks, "Yeah, right! Hey Eye Patch, what did the kid promise you? More tape for your forearms?" He laughs. Rumble yells, "HOW CAN YOU LAUGH, WHEN YOU KILLED THIS BOY'S FATHER?!" Robbie asks confused, "Wait, what?" Dipper says, "I'm giving you one last chance, back down, or this guy's gonna go nuts." Robbie asks, "How 'bout YOU back down, kid?" Dipper replies, "You asked for it. Rumble? Go!' Robbie laughs and ducks Rumble's punch and asks, "What the-?" He tries to run away, but Rumble picks him up. "Whoa! Hey! What's happening?" Dipper says, "I didn't wanna have to do this, man, but you gave me no choice. Maybe now, if you-" Rumble laughs and slams Robbie to the ground. Hope flies in and yells, "Whoa! Rumble! You can stop! I think Robbie's had enough-" Rumble yells, "RUMBLE…" He throws Robbie high in the air. "...THROW!" Hope yells, "STOP! I SAID STOP!" Robbie lands on metal bars and yells, "Hey! What the-? THAT GUY'S CRAZY!" Rumble yells, "FIREBALL!" He throws a fireball, which hits the bars and Robbie runs off. Dipper says, "What the heck was that?! You were only supposed to scare him; you almost killed him!" Rumble yells, "I WILL NOT REST UNTIL THE MAN WHO DISHONORED YOU IS DESTROYED!" He punches Robbie's band poster and runs after him while screaming. He jumps up and punches an electric pole and yells, "PUNCH!" Dipper say, "This isn't good." Hope adds, "I told you this was a bad idea." Dipper replies, "You were right, Hope. I should have listened to you. Now we have to find Robbie before he gets hurt." Hope nods, puts Dipper on her back, and flies off.

Hope and Dipper arrive at Barrels & Crates, Incorporated. Dipper gets off Hope and says, "Something told me this would be his first stop." Robbie runs out of the building and starts down the fire escape. Rumble Breaks through the wall with a barrel. Rumble shouts, "AHA!" He throws a barrel at Robbie. Robbie ducks to avoid the barrel and yells, "Chill out man! Just chill out!" Dipper says, "Please, Rumble! You gotta stop!" Rumble throws down barrels at Robbie, which Robbie jumps over, imitating Donkey Kong, then continues chasing him. Hope and Dipper chase after them and Hope yells, "Rumble, wait!" Rumble yells, "Punch punch punch!" A "Go!" sign appears. Dipper runs and yells, "You don't have to do this! At least pace yourself…" He starts to slow down as he gets a cramp in his side. "You might get a cramp-" He stops. "Ah!" A man is giving his son a key of a car. The son says, "I love you, Dad." Robbie runs by, and Rumble chases him. Then the scene changes to Rumble's bonus round, causing Rumble to destroy the car. Rumble gets a perfect score. The boy drops down on his knees. The son's words appear above him as he says them, "Oh! My car." The man says, "We'll just buy another one." The son replies, "I love being rich." Rumble chases Robbie through an outdoor barbecue and yells, "ALL YOU CAN EAT!" He smashes the grill. Dipper splashes water on his face and continues chasing after them but then stops and pants. Hope asks, "Wanna ride on my back?" Then, Soos pulls up in his pick-up truck. Dipper asks, "Soos! Where you been?" Hope asks, "What happened to you?" Soos replies, "Uh," He gestures to the NORT frame around his neck. "long story, man. Dude, you see that video game guy tearing up everything in sight?" He laughs and says, "That's crazy!" Dipper says, "Yeah, I kinda sorta brought him to life to be my bodyguard. But now I have to stop him before he kills Robbie!" Soos asks, "You need an amiable sidekick with a pickup truck?" Dipper replies, "You know we do." He and Hope get into the truck.

At the water tower, Mabel and Stan are on it wearing blindfolds. Mabel says, "Take off your blindfolds...now!" Stan removes his blindfolds and sees the great height he's at and says, "Yeah, that's pretty much what I was expecting." Mabel says, "You're doing better than I thought! Now let go of the handrail…" Stan says with a death grip on the railing; In a high-pitched voice, "Nope." Mabel asks, "Hey, do you smell anger and hormones?" Robbie runs up the water tower and says, "Finally! I'm safe!" Mabel yells, "Hey, Robbie! Get your own water tower!" Robbie says, "SSSHHHHH! Keep it down! He'll find us!" Rumble yells, "CHALLENGER SIGHTED!" Robbie screams. Soos pulls up in his truck and says to Hope and Dipper, "Time to save the day, dudes." Rumble yells, "YOU CAN HIDE, BUT YOU CANNOT HIDE!" Dipper runs up to Rumble and yells, "Rumble! This has to stop! Please! Listen to me!" Hope yells, "Cut it out, man!" Rumble kicks the water tower, making it lean. Mabel asks, "What's happening!?" Stan replies, "Oh boy…" Mabel asks, "We're safe, right?" Stan yells, "Of course not! This thing is on stilts! High high up!" Robbie falls off the water tower and is caught by Rumble. The game announcer yells, "FINISH HIM!" Robbie pleads, "No no no, don't! Don't finish me!" Rumble gathers up fireball, which is vaporized when a coin hits his head and exclaims, "HWUUUUAAAAAAAAA?!" Dipper yells, "RUMBLE!" Hope throws aside two black planks she was using to make a cutscene effect. "Rumble! I have something to tell you! Robbie...Robbie didn't kill my father" Rumble asks, "HUUUUUH? THEN WHO DID?" Dipper replies, "What? No one. I-I lied to you." Rumble yells, "HWUUUHH? WELL THEN YOU'RE ACTUALLY A...BAD GUY!" Dipper says, "I guess I kinda am…" Rumble hangs Robbie from a tree by his hood, and a cut scene begins. Rumble says, "My entire journey, a lie! My honor has been disgraced! Sensei warned me not to join the path of evil...the boy has led me astray!" He says to Dipper, "If Robbie V. is not the last stage, then it must be...YYYYYOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU!" A "START" button appears next to Dipper. Soos runs up to Dipper and says, "Don't fight him, man! That guy's got like a black belt wrapped around his black belt. You could get killed!" Dipper replies, "I have to. I started all this and I've got to at least try to stop it." Hope asks, "You sure you wouldn't rather hide like a wimp?" Dipper hits the "START" button. Hope, next to Soos, says, "Fight like a man it is."

The game announcer asks, "READY?" Dipper and Rumble's health bars fill up. Rumble gets into a fighting stance and Dipper gets into a fighting stance that mimics his. "FIGHT!" Rumble charges at Dipper and yells while Dipper charges at Rumble and yells. Rumble then yells, "FIREBALL THROW LIGHTNING BALL THROW! FIRE!" He throws it and misses Dipper. Kicks Dipper, causing his health to drop dramatically. He laughs and yells, "YOU FIGHT LIKE A GIRL! WHO IS ALSO A BABY!" Dipper yells, "Urr!" He runs and uppercuts Rumble in slow motion and yells while Soos yells in slow motion, "DUUUUUUUUDE!" Hope also yelled, "YYYEEEAAAHHH!" Rumble falls to the ground. Dipper says, "Yes!" Rumble's health goes down by 0.5%. "Oh no." He runs away from Rumble, screaming. Soos climbs a tree and waves arm in front of Rumble's health, which slightly blurs but doesn't disappear. He grunts while trying. He stops swinging at health bar and says, "Well, it was worth a shot." Hope says, "Stupid pixels." Rumble throws another fireball and misses and Dipper climbs up a tree. Rumble paces around under him and yells, "NO! I HAVE NO LOOKING UP! ANIMATION!" He tries to look up. "AAAAAAAAAAA…" He falls flat to the ground. Dipper laughs, jumps down from the tree and asks, "So, what should I do, roll him up and put him on my wall?" Soos says, "Dude, we should rock paper scissors for him!" Hope says, "I feel like we're celebrating too soon." Rumble yells, "FIST! PUNCH! RAAAAAIIIIINNNN!" Fists rain on Hope, Dipper and Soos. He gets up. "NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THAT I HAVE PUNCHES!" He starts flaming and yelling. He punches Dipper repeatedly, The game announcer yells, "SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX...COMBO!" A small twinkle of light appears on a black screen, then a mushroom cloud shaped like a fist appears. Dipper is lying on the ground, badly beaten. He says to Rumble, "You, sir, truly are the greatest fighter ever." The game announcer says, "RUMBLE WINS!" Rumble says, "WINNERS DON'T LOSE!" Dipper says, "I wouldn't be too sure about that, man." The game announcer says, "GAME OVER!" Rumble disintegrates and yells, "HEH?! NO! NOOOOOOO!"

Dipper says, "Game over, old friend." He collects points and writes "DIP" into the high score entry in the air. Soos says, "Heh! Nice one, dude!" Hope then says, "Way to go, Dipper" Mabel and Stan are clinging to the water tower. Mabel says, "I'm sorry, Grunkle Stan! I thought this would help, but I was wrong! So wrong!" Stan yells. "I-I survived! I survived and I feel great! Wait, let me do a cocky dance just to be sure." As he does his cocky dance, "Alala-loo-doodly-doo-doodly-doo! HAHA! DEAL WITH IT WORLD! STAN PINES HAS CURED HIS FEAR OF HEIGHTS!" He starts down ladder and stops when he notices that Mabel isn't coming. "You comin', kid?" Mabel replies, "Uh-uh." Stan asks, "What's the matter, YOU got a fear of heights, now?" He laughs and pauses and says, "Uh-oh." Robbie unhooks his hood from the tree branch and asks Dipper, "What? Who-who-who was that guy?! Why is it that whenever you're around, there's always ghosts or monsters, or whatever?!" Dipper replies, "I don't know, man." Robbie yells, "That guy almost broke my neck! You know how mad I am right now?!" Dipper replies, "So I guess you and I have to fight now, huh? Go ahead, man. Do your worse. I just want to get this over with." Robbie says, "Oh, man! I am so gonna enjoy this!" He raises his fist and asks, "Aren't you gonna run?" Dipper replies, "Nope." Robbie asks, "...Are you sure?" Dipper nods. Robbie pauses, scoffs, and says, "It's not even worth it! I play lead guitar so I gotta save my hands."
Wendy walks up to Dipper and Robbie and says, "Hey guys! I heard some crazy screaming back here." Dipper and Robbie say, "Wendy?" Hope flies in and says, "You're back!" Wendy asks, "Yeah, man. Whoa! What the heck happened here? Freak tornado or something?" Hope, Dipper and Robbie reply, "Uh, yeah, sure." Wendy asks, more to Dipper and Robbie, "And why are your faces all jacked up? You guys weren't fighting each other, were you? I hate it when guys fight." Dipper says, "No! Fighting?" Robbie adds, "Why would we be fighting? Never!" Hope says, "Yeah, they actually fell over trying to stop two other guys from fighting each other." Wendy says, "Cool! It really makes me happy to see Hope and my two boys hanging out. I got some unpacking to do. I'll text you guys later." She kisses Robbie and pats Dipper, then leaves. Dipper says, "Did you hear that? She called me one of her two boys!" Robbie says, "She was looking at me, though." Dipper says, "Look, Robbie, if we're stay at each other's throats, we're both gonna lose Wendy. We need to make a cold war pact." Robbie replies, "Okay. What's that?" Hope says, "You need to learn to hate each other, in silence." Robbie asks, "You mean like, what girls do?" Dipper replies, "Yeah, exactly! What girls do."

Dipper, Robbie, and Wendy are at the cash register in the Mystery Shack. Wendy says while brushing her hair, "So, then I told Thompson, "Hey, save some for the rest of us!"" Dipper and Robbie laugh. Robbie says, "Good one, Wendy!" Then Dipper says, "Good one, Wendy. That's great!" Wendy drops her hairbrush and says, "Aw, man. Just a sec." She bends down to retrieve it. Robbie and Dipper glare at each other. Robbie slits his throat, while Dipper points at him and then makes a fist and growls. Wendy stands back up, having found the hairbrush and resumes brushing her hair, "So as I was saying…" Dipper laughs and says, "So fun. Yeah." He laughs again while Robbie laughs and says, "Yeah, no. You're the best." He laughs and says, "Great. Totally friends. We're all friends." Hope, Dipper, Stan, Mabel, and Wendy are shown in front of the Mystery Shack in video game graphics. Dipper says, "I'm Dipper. I have shorts and determination!" Mabel says, "It's a-me! A-Mabel!" Stan says, "I'm slower, but I jump higher." Wendy says, "Pick me or whatever." Hope says, "Hope here, ready to fight!" Soos eats them like Pac-man. He then wakes up in the Gift Shop and says, "Alas. Twas not but a dream." He lays back down on the checkout counter and closes his eyes. "Om. Nom. Nom. Nom. Nom. Nom. Eating my friends. Nom. Nom." The code this time is: HLIIB, WRKKVI, YFG BLFI DVMWB RH RM ZMLGSVI XZHGOV. It can be solved using the Atbash Cipher.