Weiss Drabbles
Weiss Drabbles
By: Hentai Y. Slave
Genre: G, humor
Summary: My collection of Weiss drabbles. All RanXKen so far
Notes: Loosely related to 'Weiss are like a box of chocolates'in my non-yaoi account.
Disclaimer: I don't own Weiss. I own this fic.
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No. 10: Everyone loves Aya 1
Manx walked towards the flowershop, choosing to enter by the back door. She was about to open the door to the kitchen area when the conversation between two of her assassins made her pause.
"Quit hogging Aya all to yourself! Gimme!" came Siberian's voice.
"No! Aya is mine!" came Bombay's reply. Manx blinked.
"But you've already tasted Aya! And you already have Yohji, Aya's mine!"
"Nope, you can take Yohji if you want.."
"No way! Yohji's too bitter! I want to taste Aya. Aya is sweet and gooey. Umm..." Manx's eyes widened in shock at Ken's words.
"Mou! But you hog Aya for the longest time...Let me have Aya, please?"
"...Fine, we'll share both of them then."
"Hmm are you sure? But they might not be that hard when we're done. I like it when they are hard. It's nicer to bite."
"Nah, I promise they'll still be hard by the time we're done..." Manx swiftly turned around and left very quickly. Maybe she better come by another day...
"...but frankly, I like it when my ice-cream melts a bit. It's difficult to bite them when they are still hard and frozen."
"Hmm ok... hey isn't it kind of fitting how the fangirls labeled these tubs of ice-cream (reads label) 'The Ayan ice-cream aka strawberry and vanilla'," he chuckled, "the girls always think of such amusing presents for Valentines."
"Yup, and the Yotan ice-cream aka coffee caramel. Ha too bad it's us who end up eating them all!"
"Hai hai, Aya-kun and Yohji-kun don't eat ice-cream...so dig in?"
"Hai hai!"
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Ken made a face. "Bleh! Yohji is still a bit too strong for me...too bad you finished my Ken ice-cream."
Omi blinked in surprise. "Me? I thought you finished it?"
"Huh?"
(In the dark corners of Aya's lair...I mean room)
Aya lounged contently on the bed, arms clasping a tub of chocolate ice-cream.
"Delicious."
(owari)
A/N: So it's 'Everyone loves ice-cream' instead. If you were grinning madly like I did when I wrote this we can probably be good friends, good hentai friends at least : D
Omi: Where's my ice-cream?
Author:...Hmm good question. How about fruity vanilla? Fruity caramel? Just fruity? Because the first thing I think of is fruity. Heh.
Omi: ...
Author: Review pls!