Hello fanfic readers long time no here from me right? There isn't enouth wor count to explain what I've been through to get you guys updated content. Out of the Ashes will be updated soon-*crosses fingers and prays*Hopefully, that will change, all technical difficulties aside. Anyways, I needed a good laugh so I hope this makes you laugh.
Here is the story
I do not own ATLA but I own my vivid dreams and OC's
To Ere is Merchant
It was the day before his only son Kodiak was getting married. He was so proud of his son, who was not only a master swordsman; but he become a great leader and ambassador for the southern water tribe.
He was so fond of his future daughter in law Jema. She was a beautiful earth kingdom girl; who was one to combat when ready and cook a good meal when you were hungry. Sokka licked his lips savoring the taste of the prune stew she had made-ah the memories. She had made it to his heart and stomach.
Sokka was walking the halls of his earth kingdom house when he heard glasses shatter and a horrible scream. Sokka ran through the halls and caught sight of the open bedroom door. There was his son and daughter in law in bed together; having a honeymoon before their wedding. The father of the bride sobbed and collapsed on the floor in shock, "NOT MY CABBAGE HEIR!"