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Nyan cat: Oh. DISCLAIMER: My owner owns Alyssa. Kookylover98 owns Violent, Demented and Disturbed owns Melody and Phoenix, Yoshiwithamustache owns Noel, Allithesupergenius004 owns Alli, Jeanette Violet owns Rosey and Jayden, and we also have Steve from Pikmincheifofawesomeness!
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Alyssa, Linda, the koopalings, Bowser, Bowser Jr, Kamek, and Clawdia were all sitting on the stage, playing Flappy Bird.
"I'm so glad that we still have Flappy Bird on our phones!" Alyssa said.
"Yeah! Those real-world losers must be mad!" Bowser laughed.
Bowser was on his 888th pipe, when all of a sudden, the bird dropped.
"WHAT THE DUCK?! I ALMOST BROKE MY HIGHSCORE OF 889 POINTS! THIS GAME IS BULLSCRAP! FREAK IT!" Bowser said, going backstage.
The OCs came from the back of the stage.
"Hey, where is the loser going?" Violent asked.
"No clue." Alyssa shrugged.
"Maybe he went crazy because he couldn't beat his highscore of 889 points." Melody said.
"Yeah, Flappy Bird will do that to you." Iggy said.
Bowser came back onto the stage, dressed in Hip-Hop clothes you see people wear on BET.
"Lakitu, turn the beat up!" Bowser shouted.
"What the what?" Noel said.
"What the heck is Bowser wearing?" Alli said.
"Y'ALL HUSH! I'M BOUT TO SING!" Bowser scolded.
Music came on and lights started to flash.
"Flappy Bird, A game I used to own, but then I lost my temper, now I need a new phone!" Bowser sang, holding his now-shattered Iphone 30C.
"Bowser! I just bought you that phone!" Linda yelled.
"Calm down, Linda. Remember the baby." Kamek said.
"SWAG, SWAG, SWAG, 4G!" Bowser sang, holding up a new Samtoad Galaxy IV.
"BOWSER THAT PHONE COST ME MY ENTIRE PAYCHECK DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH CLOTHES I COULD'VE BOUGHT WITH THAT LAST WEEK I WILL END THE EARTH YOU WALK ON FUUUUUUUUU..." Linda raged.
"Shhh..." Kamek said, giving her a sleeping shot.
"Hey, didn't we get, like bombed, or something like that?" Ludwig asked.
"Yeah, they rebuilt the studio while we were in the lobby. We still don't know who bombed us, though." Larry said.
Everyone looked at the ceiling.
"DO YOU KNOW, YOUNG LADY?!" Everyone asked.
(Young Lady?! I'm probably older than half of you! anyway, no.)
"Dang it. Well, we'll find out soon I guess." Morton said.
"Who's next to read the questions?" Kamek asked.
"Blarg, bla blab." The baby gurgled.
"Lemmy! I thought we told you we couldn't keep this baby!" Bowser said.
"Blarg, blab, shutupyouuglyassmonster bla blo." The baby said.
Bowser gasped. "Did you guys hear that? The baby cussed at me!"
"Fazzer, be more realistic. A baby can't curse." Ludwig said.
"IT JUST DID!" Bowser said, scaring the baby.
The baby started to cry.
"Stop scaring it, Bowser! Anyway, you can read the questions, baby!" Kamek said.
"blag, blab, bla, ba, goo Yoshiwithamustache!" The baby said.
Yoshiwithamustache's questions:
There's no more coffee left so these questions might be alittle more mundane. But there are energy drinks in the fridge.
El Cheapo: Watch the vow and try not to cry.
Linda: Do you want waffles? I want waffles! WAFFLESWAFFLESWAFFLES! (Sorry I had an energy drink)
Ludwig: Let Noel give you a tatoo of a taco cat
Lemmy: Are you a crafty person? Because I'm in love with pintrest
Iggy: Why do the voices talk to me? Do they talk to you too?
Roy: Isnt Channing Tatum hot?
Wendell: Your Toms are so last season!
Morton: Birdos have now token over WW3
Larry: I think Ceiling Cat needs some coffee
Junior: Do you know what Stoned means? (I don't mean like medusa either)
Jayden: Cats?
Rosey: Watch Kenny vs Spenny
Alli: Watch Pewdiepie and try not laugh
Melody: Dance to Kesha's Timber
Noel: Would you ever babysit the koopalings?
Steve: Use your best pickup line
Phoenix: play the cup song
Clawdia: Why are you still here? I mean isn't it awkward for you?
Kamek: What's the works drug you've ever done?
"PSH! I CAN WATCH THE VOW AND NOT CRY!" Bowser said, turning the TV on.
exactly 1 minute later...
Paige: I vow to help you love life, to always hold you with tenderness and to have the patience that love demands, to speak when words are needed and to share the silence when they are not, to agree to disagree on red velvet cake, and to live within the warmth of your heart and always call it home.
Leo:I vow to fiercely love you in all your forms, now and forever. I promise to never forget that this is a once in a lifetime love. And to always know in the deepest part of my soul that no matter what challenges might carry us apart, we will always find our way back to each other.
"SO SWEET!" Bowser said, crying hard.
"Are you ok?" Phoenix asked.
"Huh? ...uh, sure! Why wouldn't I be?" Bowser said.
"Because we're all gonna sit here and pretend that we didn't just see you break down on the floor and start crying." Steve said sarcastically.
Just then, Linda woke up.
"Do I hear The Vow playing?" She asked.
"Yeah! I'm surprised you didn't hear Bowser crying like a baby either!" Alyssa said.
"Lyss Lyss be quiet." Bowser said.
"Yeah, well- wait, Lyss Lyss? No, DON'T GIVE ME A NICKNAME!" Lyss Lyss said.
(GOOD ONE, BOWSER! Highfive!)
"Yeah!" Bowser said, high fiving the air.
"SEE WHAT YOU DID?!" Lyss Lyss yelled. "ALY! STOP IT!"
"Ha ha! Lyss Lyss!" Wendell teased.
"Well, at least I don't have a boy name!" Lyss Lyss shot back.
"SHUT UP IDIOTS!" Rag snapped.
"Aly, seriously, change the names back." El Cheapo said.
(Maybe next time.)
"Sure! Waffles sound like a good idea! They're delicious!" Linda said.
"You don't need waffles! You puke them right back up anyway!" Bowser said.
Everyone gagged.
"Blame it on her." Linda said, holding her stomach.
"Hmm, you mean like a temporary tattoo, right?" Ludwig asked nervously.
"NOPE! AN ALL-REAL, UNDER THE SKIN TATTOO!" Noel said, grabbing Ludwig and strapping him down onto a chair. "Let me just go get my ink..."
55 minutes later...
"There! Now that wasn't so bad, was it?" Noel asked Ludwig after she finished.
Ludwig however, fainted during the first 10 minutes due to extreme pain.
"No wonder we can't beat Mario! Ludwig passes out just because of a little needle!" Bowser exclaimed.
"Bowser, you don't have time to talk! Remember that black hole in Super Mario Galaxy?" Violent said.
"What black hole?" Bowser asked.
Violent held up a picture of the black hole Bowser got sucked into.
"AAAAH! GET IT AWAY, GET IT AWAY!" Bowser shouted.
"All of that therapy, gone to waste." Kamek said, shaking his head.
"Ha ha, was that supposed to be a pick up line? Well, if it wasn't I like Pintrest! But I love Instagram even more!" Lemmy said.
"Blag, blab, ba, getmethehelloutofhere, bla, bab." The baby cooed.
"OK, DID ANYONE ELSE HEAR THAT BABY CURSE?!" Bowser said.
"Daddy, I think you've let that black hole get to you." Junior said.
"BUT THE BABY- AND CURSING-" Bowser stuttered.
"No, babies don't talk." Clawdia said.
"YOU TOO?! THEY TALK TO ME EVERY NIGHT, TELLING ME TO CUT OFF WENDY'S TRACES OF HAIR EVERY TIME SHE GETS SOME!" Iggy said.
"Iggy, I thought you were ok?" Rosey asked.
"So that's why Wendy's bald!" Jayden laughed.
"WHAAAAT?!" Wendy said, running towards Iggy.
"Eek!" Iggy yelped. "Link! Let me borrow Master Sword!"
"Sure thing!" Link said, tossing him the sword from the audience.
"Thanks! BACK WENDY, BACK!" Iggy said, thrusting the sword towards her.
"RAWWWWRRRR!" Wendy growled.
"Yes, he is! He's soooo HAWT!" Roy said. "In a straight way, that is." He said quickly.
"JOKE'S ON YOU! I DON'T EVEN WEAR TOMS! I WEAR KEDS!" Wendy said, showing them off.
"They are still last season." Larry said.
"Just like your Prada glasses." Morton said.
"And don't forget her last season Michael Korrs bag!" Roy chimed in.
"MITCH, I'M FABULOUS!" Wendy screamed.
"Mitch? What is a Mitch?" Melody asked.
Kamek whispered in her ear.
"Whoa." Melody said.
Kamek nodded.
"What?!" Morton said, going to the window.
Sure enough, there were Birdos everywhere!
"OH NOOOOOO!" Morton screamed. "I knew I shouldn't have told you my worst fear!"
"AHAHAHAHAHA!" Yoshiwithamustache laughed.
"SECURITY! TAKE THAT UNTRUSTWORTHY PERSON OUT OF HERE!" Roy yelled.
Slenderman, Jeff The Killer, and all of the creepypastas in the world came to escort Yoshiwithamustache out of the studio.
"..." Slenderman said, making the screen go foggy.
"AWW, HELLL NO!" Yoshiwithamystache said, running at the speed of light.
"I think so too!" Larry said, giving ceiling cat some coffee.
"Mew...MEOWWW!" Ceiling cat said, going crazy and scratching Larry's face.
"AUGH! KAMEK, GET YOUR GHOST KITTY!" Larry shouted.
"Seriously?" Kamek said, snapping his fingers and making celing cat go back into the ceiling.
"Yeah! it's when someone gets high!" Junior said.
"Finally! You got one right!" Roy said.
"And you're proud of that?" Clawdia asked him.
"Well...yeah!" Roy said.
"Sure! But not ceiling cat. He's weird." Jayden said.
"Oh, I loved that show when it was on Comedy Central! Ok!" Rosey said, turning the television on.
Who can survive in the woods the longest?
Kenny: Thats a raspberry right there.
Kenny ( Eating the berry ): F**k! It's bitter!
Who can drink more beer?
Kenny: If he dies from alcohol poisioning, it is a forfeit and I have won
Kenny: Confucius say, "Person who go to bed with itchy tooshie, wake up with smelly finger"
"HA HA! Love this show!" Rosey laughed.
"PewDiePie? Well, ok." Alli said, turning the computer on.
*15 minutes later*
"I rode into town on an ass. YOUR MOMMA'S ASS!"
"Haha! That was a good one! I must subscribe to him on YouTube!" Alli said, clicking the subscribe button.
"Alright!" Melody said, getting on the pole.
"IT'S GOING DOWN, I'M YELLING TIMBER, YOU BETTER MOVE, YOU BETTER DANCE-" Melody danced before she was cut off by Pitbull.
"THE BIGGER THEY ARE, THE HARDER THEY FALL!" Pitbull, uh, rapped.
"Dude! what's your deal? Are you a rapper, singer, or what?" A frustrated Larry asked.
"FACE DOWN, BOOTY UP! (TIMBER!) THAT'S THE WAY WE LIKE TO-"
"SECURITY! TAKE THAT CRAZY RAPPER OR SINGER OR WHATEVER HE IS OUT OF HERE!" Roy yelled.
The girls from the Timber video escorted Pitbull out of the studio, much to his pleasure.
"WAIT FOR ME!" Ke$ha said, running behind them.
"Hell no! This family is so dysfunctional that I couldn't take it!" Noel said.
The Koopalings put on their sweetest angel face.
"D'AWWW!" The audience said.
"Blat, bla, goo, I'mcuterthanallofyouruglyasses, blah, bla." The baby cooed.
"HA! I recorded your voice! Now everyone can hear you talk, and nobody will think I'm crazy!" Bowser said, playing the recording on his phone.
"Blat, bla, goo, blah, bla." The baby cooed.
"...Uh, I swear! It cursed!" Bowser said.
"Junior, please call the therapist for your father." Linda told him.
"No, I'm sane!" Bowser reasoned.
"Ok, but one more outburst about that baby, and we'll send you away!" Linda threatened.
"Well, alright. Ahem. I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?" Steve said.
The OCs swooned.
"That was cheesy." Roy scowled.
"Don't be mad because girls won't do that to you." Steve smirked.
"Ooh! I love that song!" Phoenix said, stealing a cup from an audience member.
"HEY! YOU TOOK MY CUP!"
"I'll give it back!" Phoenix said, sitting down cross- legged on the stage.
"I've got my ticket for the long way 'round
Two bottle whiskey for the way
And I sure would like some sweet company
Oh, I'm leaving tomorrow. What do you say?
When I'm gone, When I'm gone,
You're gonna miss me when I'm gone
You're gonna miss me by my hair, you're gonna miss me everywhere
Oh, you're gonna miss me when I'm gone." Phoenix finished.
The audience went wild.
"Thanks. And here's your cup back." Phoenix said, tossing the cup back to the audience member.
"Ask Aly! I wanted to leave ever since I got here! But Aly said that I had a "Contract", so I have to stay at least until the 15th episode." Clawdia said. "It's very awkward for me."
"All I have to say is this: Never do crystal Meth. It's not worth it." Kamek shrugged.
"Ok, these questions come from AlliTheSuperGenius004!" Jayden said.
AlliTheSuperGenius004's Questions:
Bowser: What's your next plan on capturing the princess? Maybe you should try a different approach and capture Mario so she will to you!
Ludwig: When was the last time you got a haircut? O_o
Lemmy: How was your tea party with Jasmine?
Roy: How can you see in a dark room if you have your sunglasses on all the time?
Iggy: Shame on you! A D is unacceptable grade! Anyways, which one is better: inventing or chemistry?
Wendy: Which type of clothes is better: trendy or urban classy?
Morton: When you get married, what type of wedding cake are you having at your party?
Larry: How many plants- I mean children do you have?
Kamek: No offense or anything, but what year were you born? And how come Kammy looked so much younger than you?
Violent: Do you have any siblings?
Rosey: How many dates did you and Iggy go on? And which one was the most romantic?
Jayden: Can you tell me some things about yourself?
Melody: Since you like beating people up, have you ever fought with Roy before? If not, I would like to see you both duke it out!
Alli: What do you like to do in your spare time when you're not directing or using your powers?
Alyssa: If you run into that cop again, can you please kick him in the shin for me? ^^
Phoenix: What's it like being the daughter to a count or countess?
Noel: What's your favorite thing to draw as an anime?
Steve: Since you are a Koopa troopa, do you work for Bowser? If so, how good is your pay?
"Wayyy ahead of you!" Bowser said, taking out a sack which revealed to be Mario.
"You retard! Let me go before Peach comes and whoops your ass!" Mario threatened.
"I'm not scared of Peach fuzz." Bowser said, crossing his arms.
"Bloo, bla, blab, bla, Ibetyourassisscaredofmethough, bla, blah." The baby cooed.
Bowser passed out.
"Hello? Peach? Yeah, I'm leaving now, no need for a Super Princess Peach 2." Mario said, leaving the stage.
"Are we seriously gonna sit here and let him escape?" Ludwig asked.
"Well, yeah! It's the weekend! I'm not doing anything." Roy said.
"Me neither." Wendy said.
"HAIRCUT?! DO NOT SPEAK OF SUCH HORRIBLE WORDS!" Ludwig said, clutching onto his hair.
"Darn." Larry said, hiding the electric shaver.
"It was nice! One Direction kept bothering us, though." Lemmy said. "Harry tried to flirt with- with..." He said, tearing up.
"Oh no..." Violent said.
"JASMINE! WHY MIYAMOTO, WHY?! I LOVED HER!" Lemmy said, sobbing.
"I feel so terrible right now." Alli said.
Just then, Jasmine rolled onto the stage with a patch on the side of her.
"JASMINE! THERE YOU ARE! I MISSED YOU!" Lemmy said, going up to Jasmine and hugging her.
"Heh, heh, hey Jasmine. No hard feelings about me shooting you back there, right?" Alli said nervously.
"..." Jasmine said.
"Oh, good! Glad we're friends again!" Alli said happily.
"Easily! My shades might look dark, but they're really see through, like glasses almost." Roy said.
"So you wear glasses? HA, NERD!" Jayden teased.
"Jay!" Rosey scolded.
"I know, I know! Anyway, inventing is better! Just think of the possibilities!" Iggy said.
"I prefer urban classy! I mean, the jackets, the shoes, the jewelry! It's just so pretty!" Wendy said.
"Oh, almost every kind there is! Vanilla, Chocolate, buttermilk, Lemon, raspberry, red velvet, coconut, buttercream! The possibilities are endless!" Morton said.
"That is, IF you get married." Noel said.
"Yeah, children! I have 65 of them." Larry said.
The audience gasped, and started to throw pacifiers at Larry for no apparent reason.
"Uh, thanks." Larry said, collecting them.
"Kammy looking younger than me? Are you serious? Anyway, I was born in the year of-" Kamek started.
"BORING BORING BORING!" Bowser yelled.
Kamek glared at him.
"Anyway, I was born in the year of-"
"WAAAAHHHH!" The baby cried.
"I was born in the year-"
"AND WE CAN'T STOP, AND WE WON'T STOP!" Roy sang along to his Mp3.
"I WAS BORN IN-"
"MEWMEWMEWMEWMEWMEWMEWMEWMEWMEW!" Nyan cat sang.
"OH, FORGET IT! And for the record, Kammy is 45 years older than me!" Kamek shouted.
"I wanted to be an interuption too." Lyss Lyss said.
"Hmm, yeah I think so!" Violent said.
"Me and Iggy went on about 20 dates! The most romantic was when we went to Disney World!" Rosey said, sighing as she remembered the events.
"Well, my name is Jayden, I belong to Jeanette Violet, I have black hair with red streaks, My hobbies include fighting, playing video games, wrestling, and sports. And my BFF is Rosey!" Jayden said.
"Since day 1!" Rosey said.
"Aww, I can't fight with Roy! He is my boyfriend!" Melody said.
"WHAT?!" Everyone said, shocked.
"Yeah, he is my boyfriend! Ever since...well, last month." She said.
"It's true." Roy said, huggging her.
"Aww!" All of the OC girls said.
"Shut up, would ya?!" Roy yelled.
"Well, when I'm not directing or using my powers, I hang out here with all of my friends! And Bowser." Alli said.
"Hey!" Bowser said.
"Yes, I will! He can't catch me anyway, so it'll be easy!" Lyss Lyss said.
"...Can you guys hold on for a moment?" Lyss Lyss sa- Hey, what are you doing? You can't be up here! Stop! Don't hit me! OW!
Sounds of punching could be heard from the ceiling.
"There. I'm back." Alyssa said, satisfied.
"It's cool, I guess. I mean, I like to think of myself as a regular person, though." Phoenix said.
"Ooh, I like to draw Bleach characters! Ichigo is my favorite!" Noel said.
"Bowser WISHES I worked for him! I'm my own boss!" Steve said.
"STEVE! GET BACK TO WORK!" Bowser said.
"Yes, sir." Steve said, going back to work.
"Well, we're done! Tune in next time for another episode of AMDF!" Kamek said.
"Don't forget to send in questions!" Alyssa said.
"Via PM only!" The OCs added.
"Goodbye!" Everyone said.
Suckish, I know. Didn't have so much questions, so that's why it's so short. This took me a while, though. Anyway, questions by PM only, blah blah blah, READ AND REVIEW , or whatever. Bye!