Gem: OMG! I'm sorry I haven't been able to update for a while! My Microsoft died but now it is back! *throws confetti* and we have a TON of questions! Yippee!

Everyone: YAY!

Gem: Okies, here goes! These questions are from I LOVE PYROS!

Iggy – How do you feel about being the pervert in every single FanFiction?

Fang – How do you feel about having so many FANGirls?

Max – How do you feel about Fang having so many FANGirls?

Nudge – How do you feel being paired with Iggy in almost every FanFiction?

Iggy: HOLD IT! I'm the pervert! Why? Since when have I been pervert-y?

Gem: In Book 3 when you, Fang and Gazzy are on the beach and you asked Fang to describe the girls to you.

Iggy: Okay. APART from then?

Gem: …I cannot think…

Iggy: HA! It really hurts, being called the pervert. It does. It really does.

Fang: I don't mind having many fan girls. You kinda get used to it.

Iggy: Not as many as me though *grins*

Fang: *high fives Iggy*

Max: Fang having fan girls is really annoying but you just have to live with it.

Gem: I'm not a big fan of Fang…

Angel: You're wearing a shirt that say's "I am a FANGirl."

Gem: Oh yeah. *Cheesy smiles*

Nudge: OMG! I'm paired with IGGY! That's like totally 'eww' because he is like my brother but then Max and Fang are together and they're like brother and sister, right? Anyway, it could be worse, like. I mean, it could be someone like Gazzy or Jeb or Ari or Dylan.

Gem: Or Angel.

Nudge: 0.o what?

Gem: *shows Nudge 'Nangel' fanfiction*

Nudge: OMG! *dies then comes back to life*

Gem: Okies. Also, I LOVE PYROS says that she's Gazzy's number one fan girl.

The Gasman: Love ya *winks*

Gem: Next questions from my number one reviewer, Chocogirl!

Fang – Are you sure you don't want to marry me?

All of the Boys – Would anyone date an Asian?

Fang: I'm sure.

Iggy: I don't really care if I dated an Asian. I don't care about skin colours or where they come from. As long as they're kind of good looking and isn't evil.

Fang: I prefer the bird type but Asian bird is okay. But I have Max.

Reilly: I'm dating an Asian.

Everyone: Since when?

Reilly: Book Six (AN/ isn't really)

Gasman: I don't care. *shrugs*

Gem: it's good to know you guys ain't racist and shallow. Next questions are from IggywiLLsaVeMe2012:

Max – Have you ever had a crush on Iggy?

Iggy – What was it like when you found out you were blind?

Max: Nope. Fang is my first (and only).

Iggy: At first, I thought I was in some kind of experiment because everything was just black but then Max told me that I had lost my sight. I started crying and I was slamming my fists against the walls of my cage and throwing a tantrum thing.

Max: You had to be put to sleep to stop.

Fang: Wasn't nice to watch. *Shudders*

Gem: *wipes tear* I can only imagine what you went through, Ig.

Ella: *hugs Iggy*

Gem: Andromache Andy Michaels 6-26 wants to know if Iggy likes brunettes.

Iggy: I like brunettes. Ella's one, right?

Ella: Yep!

Iggy: Cool.

Gem: Next question is from WhiteWinterStar:

Fang – Do you think Miggy is a waste of time?

Fang: I like Miggy better than Mylan. As long as Max is with someone I actually trust and like and I don't think is a butt-sniffing jerk.

Gem: Well said, Fang. Well said. Next question is from Elise the Amazing:

Iggy – Please explain why you and Ella belong together?

Iggy: I really, really like her and it feels…right. If I was with Nudge, well, I don't want to go deaf as well as blind.

Ella: I love you Iggy.

Iggy: I love you too, Ella.

Gem: 0.0 Okies, next question! It's from Splotchpelt!

All the guys – Does anyone like brunettes?

Fang: I do *glances at Max*

Dylan: I LOVE BRUNETTES *Stares at Max*

Iggy: Ella is a brunette, right?

Ella: Right.

Jeb: I like brunettes *glances at Dr. Martinez*

Ari: I don't care about hair colours.

Gem: I think Ari is the only one with a brain!

Gasman: I don't mind brunettes. I just prefer blondes.

Gem: Okay…Next questions are from MangaLuver1423:

Dylan – Would you become gay? Have you considered it?

Gem – Where's Total

Total – Why do you dislike regular dog food?

Valencia – What was the strangest animal you ever treated?

Nudge – What is your favourite music?

Max – Do you think Dylan should jump of a cliff, with no wings, and finally leave you and fang alone?

Angel – What is the scariest/strangest mind you have read?

Dylan: NO! I WILL BE WITH MAX! BEING GAY IS NOT AN OPTION!

Gem: OMG! I have a question! And half a cookie!

Max: Gimme a bit!

Gem: NEVER! *eats half a cookie* Yummy. Total is away on his honeymoon with Alika. He'll be back to answer your question later.

Valencia: The strangest animal I have ever treated must have been the psychotic cat.

Gem: Do tell.

Valencia: Well, this person came in with this cat and as soon as I opened the cage door, it jumped out and started rolling all over the table. It kept having spasms and biting its leg then jumping up and down and making moaning noises.

Everyone: 0.o

Valencia: I had to strap it down and put it to sleep for an hour while I injected it with some anti-anti-depressants. I put it under medication for three years and apparently, it's okay now.

Gem: Wierd.

Nudge: OMG! I LOVE pop music! I have all the Pop Party Cds with awesome songs like Brittany Spears and Busted and Pink and Avril Lavigne! R&B is cool too like Jay-Z and Rihanna and Beyoncé. My favourite song must be 'Only Girl' by Rihanna right now but I love music so much, my favourite song is always changing! I like the High School Musical songs as well as Camp Rock!

Gem: OKAY!

Max: As long as Dylan is dead, I don't care about how he dies.

Angel: I once read Mickey Mouse's mind. Please don't ask!

Everyone: 0.0

Gem: Okay….

Total: IM BACK!

Angel: YAY! TOTAL! *hugs him*

Gem: Total, we have a question for you!

Total: Really? YES!

Gem: Why do you dislike dog food?

Total: Have you SMELT it? It's disgusting! And it looks all slimy and revolting. DO you think dog food looks appetizing?

Gem: Nope.

Total: My point made!

Gem: Okay, that is the end of this chapter. But listen closely.

Gem: MangaLuver1423 has asked a question of great importance. Who has more fans? Iggy or Fang? Ask your friends who is better and add them all up. Example review:

Fang – 12 fans

Iggy – 12 fans

Please include yourself. I will ask my friends and in the next chapter, I will reveal who has the most fans. To those who read and don't bother reviewing, review just this once. Please?

PS

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